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“...I hope she aborts it.”
“It’s Kansas, I don’t think women can get divorces,” Nicole says blandly. “Don’t they still go by three-fifths there?”
“Three-fifths of what?”
“You’re taking world history, aren’t you supposed to learn about it?”
“I mean like, we just learned about 9/11 for the third time.”
“...Yeah.”
The hostage relationship between Nicole and Ari after the hate-crime route.
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A cover piece for "the doves are dead" series which consists of multiple images arranged in a collage...
For the MCYT Recursive 2025 exchange!
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Sapnap and Karl exchanged a horrified look across the center console as Quackity ducked under their garage door. The very same door they’d watched shut halfway before the man came running out and sent it shuttering right back up and open.
"Dude," Karl said in a whisper, hardly moving his lips. He'd gone stiff as a petrified cat in the passenger seat. Neither of them dared a backwards glance toward the infortunate rear end of the car.
The plan to relocate the junk in their trunk meets an unexpected hitch.
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- Part 1 of Nos Bebemos Agua
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Fair Weather Foes by Small_lizard for Apocynaceae
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Apr 2024
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“The hotel is under construction,” Quackity explains as he finally comes to a halt. Sapnap can feel Karl’s violent flinch when he reaches back and draws the axe.
Quackity only drops the blade to the ground and leans against it. His hand wrings the handle, a nervous little fidget that’s completely oblivious to how Sapnap’s fingers had twitched open and ready inside of Karl’s hand.
Kinoko burns to the ground. Luckily, Las Nevadas has room for two more.
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Quackity comes across Wilbur leaning against one of the dividers, his taller face staring at him, taking a drag off his joint. It feels unreal. It feels precisely out of a bad dream.
Pogtopia was prone to cave-ins.
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- Part 3 of racehorse: get married!
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the black art of knawing on bones by Small_lizard
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2023
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and it doesn't matter what he's been through. jack and niki have been through a lot as well, and they’ve yet to murder their friends, sacrifice nations and people for discs. in addition, it doesn't matter that this city doesn't qualify as one on a technicality. jack’s not come over to discuss the fucking politics of this.
(tommy has been revived, jack finds niki, and things end differently than they're supposed to.)
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Quackity turns around immediately. “You don’t– we don’t have to have sex for me to be happy, Karl.”
Oh god, this feels so much like a trap. “Okay,” Karl says slowly, raising his eyebrows. “But you want to have sex?”
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- Part 10 of racehorse: get married!
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Five Night At Dick K. Park by Apocynaceae, CoaxialCable, Small_lizard for cottageaddict, catscradyl, babygirljake
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Karmaland SMP
08 Jun 2023
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Dick K. Park is the greatest national park in the world and Quackity is late for his first day as a park ranger.
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“Yeah,” he whistles. “I've killed like, a jillion dogs.”
A conversation about having hurt things
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- Part 15 of racehorse: get married!
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count how many sand is here omega by Small_lizard
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
15 Nov 2022
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an ongoing collection of miscellaneous dream smp based headcanons and concepts where I unload madness and practice html (for the mutuals ily)
most recent projects:
(1) the in-between as a brain parasite-type entity
(2) aligning dream smp characters with tma fear entities
(3) sapnap character notes
(4) tnt duo "heathers: the musical" script
(5) ao3 "basic html" key wip
PSA: reuploaded (I got suspended for a month)
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hello, is it me you're looking for? by Small_lizard
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Nov 2022
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It’s late in the morning. Hooking up with two people at the same time was exhausting. He wonders if he spread his attention evenly enough. He remembers Karl’s skin in his mouth, Sapnap’s arms holding them together, and the nagging sense that he could be doing more if he just found the right position.
the morning after karlnapity's first hook-up
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- Part 5 of racehorse: get married!
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Karl tells him about water having memory, once. He says it picks up and stores information from all the places it’s been, even if it’s just fucking water.
Some days, Quackity feels like his body wakes up without him. It feels kinda like that same sort of thing.
>nouns v. verbs v. adjectives
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- Part 7 of racehorse: get married!
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applaud, my friends, the comedy is over! by Small_lizard
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
20 Jul 2022
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“Don't take this personal,” Wilbur says cheerfully as Quackity tears his bare legs open in pursuit. “It's my own character flaw. I just like to finish things.”
niki's birthday almost goes out with a bang. quackity handles it.
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- Part 4 of racehorse: get married!
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"How..." Quackity taps his shoe on the floor restlessly, jaw clicking in and out of alignment trying to parse the words. “How are we living in a country that’s under constant threat?”
“It’s not much of a country,” Tubbo mutters. “It’s more of a puppet at the minute. And that’s what today’s hopefully gonna change.”
“I don’t know, maybe...” Quackity struggles to say it. "Have you ever considered maybe it’s–”
“Better off being destroyed. I have,” Tubbo nods thoughtfully. “I really have thought about that a lot, Big Q.”
(Quackity is down his first canon life, and it comes with some adjustments.)
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- Part 8 of racehorse: get married!
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“Do you have a cigarette?” Wilbur starts.
“I don't smoke,” says Quackity, like the rails they grip are fragile, and will break. He shouldn’t let Wilbur sit on them like this when he knows he’s scared of falling.
“Yes, you do.”
“I quit."
Wilbur smiles, looks at him. A beat, and he turns away. Another beat, and he lights a cigarette up against the lip of the horizon.
“I thought you were out of cigarettes.”
“Found some in my pocket,” Wilbur explains. He pulls a breath. The wind fights against him, clothes half damp from the snow Quackity could not pay attention to. His posture hangs heavy, like the cloud of smoke is barring through his bangs. “Would you like one?”
Quackity has sworn at the sun, “I’ll die with my country,”
:an admittance and a prayer, in more ways than one.Series
- Part 14 of racehorse: get married!
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“Karl did some–” Quackity mentions breathlessly. “Some weird fucking thing with his tongue one time.”
“Mm.” Sapnap hums between kisses, because he can’t seem to stop for more than two full breaths. Quackity feels fingers sliding higher up his spine as he continues to speak.
“Yeah. I’m pretty sure he fucking researches it, how–” he shudders as his head gets tugged back by the roots, words hitching. “–how– to kiss better, and shit.”
Sapnap stops and snorts into his throat, igniting every place his lips have touched so far. “What?”
“Seriously dude, he has fucking library. Why the hell does he have a library.”
"For learning make-out tricks,” Sapnap says sensibly. “For sure.”
He turns in Quackity’s arms, pressing a wet, nothing-tasting kiss to his lips that he deepens within seconds, not giving him the breath to retort. Quackity cants his hips forward, grinding against the palm Sapnap drops between his legs.
Sapnap pauses. "You wanna show me what you guys were doing?"
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"For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
All these are the beginning of sorrows."
Sapnap’s world has always fallen apart slowly.
[The Little Apocalypse Theory; snapshots into El Rapid's gradual decay.]
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- Part 13 of racehorse: get married!
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“I think I’ve got... well, I’ve definitely got tequila,” Schlatt raises on the flop and grins. The idea seems to amuse him. “Kinda wanna fucking see that, to be honest.”
Quackity raises higher when he can't think of anything to say, and Schlatt calls. He flips over the turn. Seven of hearts. Perfect for his set.
“Personally, I kinda want to see you come through on those tax policies.” Quackity says, finally, finding his mouth dry, and then he deals the river. Schlatt raises again, immediately and with scrutiny.
“Yeah. You would, huh.” he mumbles.
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in which quackity and schlatt play poker
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- Part 1 of racehorse: get married!
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“That’s a fucking fountain,” he answers with a pointed thumb, and then behind him. “This is a Soot-free establishment. You’re in my borders, Wilbur. I can’t let you stay. You understand.”
Wilbur rocks on his feet, fiddling with something in his pocket before he looks up at the Las Nevadas sign and smiles.
“It really is impressive. I'd say I’m especially party to the color palette,” he tilts his head fondly. His singed coat-hem wrinkles and bends in on the lining. “It’s ... nostalgic, I think.”
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Las Nevadas will not be L’Manberg. Las Nevadas will not be destroyed by a reality that it already knows.
He straightens his collar. There’s nowhere to fucking go but up.
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- Part 12 of racehorse: get married!