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“...I hope she aborts it.”
“It’s Kansas, I don’t think women can get divorces,” Nicole says blandly. “Don’t they still go by three-fifths there?”
“Three-fifths of what?”
“You’re taking world history, aren’t you supposed to learn about it?”
“I mean like, we just learned about 9/11 for the third time.”
“...Yeah.”
The hostage relationship between Nicole and Ari after the hate-crime route.
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A cover piece for "the doves are dead" series which consists of multiple images arranged in a collage...
For the MCYT Recursive 2025 exchange!
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Sapnap and Karl exchanged a horrified look across the center console as Quackity ducked under their garage door. The very same door they’d watched shut halfway before the man came running out and sent it shuttering right back up and open.
"Dude," Karl said in a whisper, hardly moving his lips. He'd gone stiff as a petrified cat in the passenger seat. Neither of them dared a backwards glance toward the infortunate rear end of the car.
The plan to relocate the junk in their trunk meets an unexpected hitch.
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- Part 1 of Nos Bebemos Agua
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Fair Weather Foes by Small_lizard for Apocynaceae
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Apr 2024
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“The hotel is under construction,” Quackity explains as he finally comes to a halt. Sapnap can feel Karl’s violent flinch when he reaches back and draws the axe.
Quackity only drops the blade to the ground and leans against it. His hand wrings the handle, a nervous little fidget that’s completely oblivious to how Sapnap’s fingers had twitched open and ready inside of Karl’s hand.
Kinoko burns to the ground. Luckily, Las Nevadas has room for two more.
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As 2012 California sizzles under an unprecedented drought, two offbeat stagehands concoct a scheme against their partner’s ex-mentor, taking justice into their own hands.
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"It is well to remember that God hates peace in those who are destined for war, and so are we all."
(Fulton J. Sheen)
A collection of Quackity-adjacent relationship studies that all take place in the canon dsmp universe (in chronological order of oldest to newest).
Series title from the song "Racehorse: Get Married!" by Jordaan Mason & The Horse Museum.
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Yet, here Ranboo is, loitering in the Whitehouse hallway after hours, his tail skittering nervously across the carpet as he psychs himself up to knock. It’s one in the morning, but bright yellow light spills out from under the door.
It’s now or never. He swallows hard. “Tubbo? Are you still awake?”
There’s a crash and a rustling of papers. “Hang on…don’t come in here. I’m–I’m getting dressed.”
“Okay? Are you okay?”
“Yes–nothing’s going on–just give me a minute–”
He waits, eyes enormous, until the door swings open, framing the shorter boy. He’s holding a folder against his chest, covering it securely with both hands. His blazer is off, but his white shirt underneath is still buttoned to the collar.
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Ranboo moves into Manburg shortly after the first election.
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17 Oct 2023
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“Nah, see, that’s not what you want. You’re hoping I’ll do something really sick and twisted. Piss you off. Get you in that mind-state, so you can finish me off. Without doubts, or else, strong enough you hear those doubts and push right past ‘em. Kid, it won’t work."
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The officers have their commands, but the soldiers who have no command suffer and do not know why they suffer. Some, of course, form bonds with others in the ranks. Sometimes several share a single woman, or a man who is like a woman.
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- Part 14 of Kinktober 2024 Hostage Situation
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29 Aug 2025
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Set after S03E07.
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24 Mar 2024
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"They’ve already talked about it. There isn’t exactly more to say."
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Bacon's back on the Chungpire, but he's on probation until Hannah's sure he's not going to leave her again.Bookmarked by Small_lizard
19 Aug 2025
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Seventeen years ago, Eret won the Hunger Games by betraying her team.
She has never brought a tribute home.
Or, snapshots about a mentor trying to atone.
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19 Aug 2025