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Under the since deconstructed nation of El Rapids, the people who hate Quackity most train his best friend to betray him.
Training comes in unexpected forms.
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“...I hope she aborts it.”
“It’s Kansas, I don’t think women can get divorces,” Nicole says blandly. “Don’t they still go by three-fifths there?”
“Three-fifths of what?”
“You’re taking world history, aren’t you supposed to learn about it?”
“I mean like, we just learned about 9/11 for the third time.”
“...Yeah.”
The hostage relationship between Nicole and Ari after the hate-crime route.
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A cover piece for "the doves are dead" series which consists of multiple images arranged in a collage...
For the MCYT Recursive 2025 exchange!
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Sapnap and Karl exchanged a horrified look across the center console as Quackity ducked under their garage door. The very same door they’d watched shut halfway before the man came running out and sent it shuttering right back up and open.
"Dude," Karl said in a whisper, hardly moving his lips. He'd gone stiff as a petrified cat in the passenger seat. Neither of them dared a backwards glance toward the infortunate rear end of the car.
The plan to relocate the junk in their trunk meets an unexpected hitch.
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- Part 1 of Nos Bebemos Agua
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Fair Weather Foes by Small_lizard for Apocynaceae
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Apr 2024
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“The hotel is under construction,” Quackity explains as he finally comes to a halt. Sapnap can feel Karl’s violent flinch when he reaches back and draws the axe.
Quackity only drops the blade to the ground and leans against it. His hand wrings the handle, a nervous little fidget that’s completely oblivious to how Sapnap’s fingers had twitched open and ready inside of Karl’s hand.
Kinoko burns to the ground. Luckily, Las Nevadas has room for two more.
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We Drink Until the Waters' All Gone.
As 2012 California sizzles under an unprecedented drought, two offbeat stagehands concoct a scheme against their partner’s ex-employer, taking justice into their own hands.
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"It is well to remember that God hates peace in those who are destined for war, and so are we all."
(Fulton J. Sheen)
A collection of Quackity-adjacent relationship studies that all take place in the canon dsmp universe (in chronological order of oldest to newest).
Series title from the song "Racehorse: Get Married!" by Jordaan Mason & The Horse Museum.
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Trinity wants many things, quite desperately. She wants to do another fasciotomy, on her own this time, and also more chest tubes, and maybe a thoracotomy if she’s lucky. She wants to be good at her job, wants to prove that she belongs, wants to belong. She wants Robby’s approval, wants to never see Langdon again, and above all else she wants Garcia to respect her. She wants Garcia to want her as much as she wants Garcia.
I am reduced, she thinks, to a thing that wants Garcia.
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11 May 2026
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This Town's A Shit Hole (But It's My Shit Hole) by TwoTunaTwo
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
01 May 2026
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Katie never stopped smiling. It wasn't a fake smile either.
No, her smiles, her laughs, her excitement, it was all real. Katie believed if she loved the world it would love her back. Maybe that were her downfall, but she still tried.
The world has yet to love her back at 18, so she pushed for change. The world didn't love her here, but she knew it would somewhere.
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Katie has been kicked out of her home. She has nowhere to go, but after falling asleep on a train she ends up at an old rundown town called 'QSMP'.
She has a shitty neighbor, a moldy house, and a malicious landlord, who also seems to be inlove with her neighbor?
She tries to make do with what she has, andthe town that anyone else would expect to hate her guts may finally begin to love her back.
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THE MANY CREATURES OF JULY by WheelCoveredInEyes for Kelardry
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 May 2026
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Jon has escaped his captivity by the Circus, and he’s trying to understand what’s happening to him. Both specifically, and also generally, as in, why is this happening to him? Meanwhile, Helen is dealing with some recent changes to her entire existence and could use someone to talk to. Someone who can commiserate.
Also, Jon is a grasshopper and Helen is a bat. They are both sick.
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04 May 2026
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“I was always listening.”
the one where frank goes to his lake house and mel follows
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02 May 2026
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Hearing shit in their voices he had always been too high to listen for, shit that hurt, shit like we do not trust you.
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Dan is not the kind of man who can hate his friends.
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27 Apr 2026