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    The one where Mickey accidentally becomes a wedding planner to the 1%.

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    10 May 2026

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    “I ever tell you I used to be a stripper?”

    No, Eddie thought, some hysterical kind of indignation slipping into his mind. No, Buck hadn't told him. And why not? Was he planning to use those skills with the guy who looked like the walking personification of a weed pen? Was he just planning to…

    Eddie got lost in his quickly forming images of Buck.

    As a stripper.

    Stripper Buck.

    Buck stripping.

    Buck naked.

    Straight guys sometimes pictured their friends naked. So normal. Just human nature.

    OR -

    Eddie works out what his joy looks like enough to start making moves on Buck, but does not get far enough to figure out what that means for him. He is also haunted by Chappell Roan.

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    09 May 2026

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    Eddie was standing in the middle of the dorm with wild eyes, looking panic-stricken, clutching a crying, swaddled baby to his chest.

    For a long moment, Buck just blinked at him, trying to process what he was seeing.

    “You’re holding a baby,” he eventually blurted out.

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    Step one: Become enemies with your college roommate. Step two: Start raising a baby together. Step three: ... Good luck.

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    01 May 2026

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    Ilya tries to get Shane to be friends with Troy. It goes horribly.

    AKA Shane crashes out at Troy

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    01 May 2026

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    Hen sighs. “Something had to be said before you idiots put us in mortal peril.”

    “I’d never do anything to jeopardize our safety on a job! You know that Hen.”

    “Maybe not on purpose,” Chim chimes in, “but, see, the thing is, when you flirt with our Buck, his brain turns off. He just bluescreens.”

    “You’re flustering the poor boy, Eddie,” Hen adds. “And it’s making him dumb.”

    “-er,” Chim adds.

    “Wha- Buck isn’t flustered.”

    Eddie is flustered. His face feels hot. He takes another sip of his coffee to give his hands something do to, but that only makes him feel warmer. Shit.

    Hen levels him with the most deadpan look. “Last week he walked into a stop sign after you called him ‘big boy’ on a call.”

    Eddie nearly spits out his coffee.

     

    Or: the one where Eddie subconsciously flirts with Buck without realizing and Buck is actively trying not to have a heart attack at work about it

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    27 Apr 2026