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He Tells Me He’s Gentle When He Wants to Be (So I Think He Wants to Be Gentle With Me) by odymcbea
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jan 2023
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“I don’t get this, you know.”
Technoblade arched his brow as he wound the boxing wraps around Tommy’s knuckles. The teenager’s hands were textured strangely under Technoblade’s fingers, stretches of burn scars pockmarking the skin. They trembled involuntarily.
Tommy continued: “I’m not supposed to hit people. Sam’s been getting on my ass about it for years. Now all of a sudden, he wants me to? Wants me to get better at it, even?”
Technoblade suppressed his huff of laughter. He didn’t need this kid thinking he found him at all amusing. “That’s not why you’re here.”
“Right,” Tommy drawled, tilting his head up to fix Technoblade with a squint-eyed look. With his blonde curls and blue eyes, the kid looked positively angelic. That illusion was shattered the moment he opened his mouth. “I’m here to learn discipline. Get some aggression out. Become a decent fucking member of society.”
“Can’t help you with that last one,” Technoblade said honestly.
Or, thanks to an act of persuasion by an old friend, Technoblade finds himself teaching a teenager with a troubled past how to box. Together, they carve out a future, though not without a few bloody noses along the way.
- Language:
- English
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- 24,587
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 10
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- 504
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- 1,589
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Bookmarked by Sorry16
10 Oct 2025
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Weapons must be perfect.
A hidden fault or an unnoticed imbalance in the blade of a sword can be the difference between life and death on the battlefield. A blacksmith is careful with such things, watchful and alert during the forging of a weapon. There can be no imperfections. Certainly not if the weapon is a gift for the Lady of Death and her angel.
Technoblade's trainers know this, and they shape him to be perfect.
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OR, child Techno is trained to be a living weapon and is given to Phil and Kristin, who don't realize that he is very much sentient. This causes problems.
- Language:
- English
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- 59,472
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 4
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- 254
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- 2,799
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25 Sep 2025
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Chance Encounters (are what keep us going) by Viokaea
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Jul 2023
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Techno slammed his fists against the transparent wall of his prison, trying his best to break it down. His captors backed up, whistling anxiously to each other.
He gave the barrier another loud crack, delightedly watching as they scrambled away in abject terror.
Nodding in satisfaction, he turned around to meet the eyes of two other prisoners that had been thrown into his cell.
He froze.
Right.
There were now aliens in his cell.
And he probably just scared the hell out of them.
Or: Humans are a dangerous race feared by all on an intergalactic scale. Techno, a human ex-soldier that was abducted by aliens 18 months ago, is biding his time in captivity.
This changes when two young aliens are sent into his cell to die.
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- English
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- 70,785
- Chapters:
- 13/13
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- 1,592
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- 11,120
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- 173,948
Bookmarked by Sorry16
25 Sep 2025
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Is it possible to survive a gun shot to the face? Is it possible to survive a drop to the bottom of a ravine after getting shot in the face?
Lets find out.
Idea based off a headcanon from Ross from Game Grumps.Follow me on my tumblr if you have any comments, questions, concerns, or ideas for possible future works at strawhatsanddelibirds.tumblr.com
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06 Mar 2023
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Of Demons and Slayers by ImpulsiveWeaver
Fandoms: Doom (Video Games), Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms
23 Dec 2019
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"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is strength and death, and cannot be eluded."
There are those that are called Demons, and there are those that are called Slayers. And when the time comes that they are banded together, those that rise against them will fall just as quickly. Alternatively titled "Universal Doom: Chapter 20".
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02 Feb 2023
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How Technoblade Saved The SMP With Hugs by IAmKatWithAK
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Sep 2022
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Nobody else DreamXD had watched had ever reacted to a hug quite as strongly, even the most touch-starved. It seemed that Technoblade hugs were simply– special.
And so that is how DreamXD came to the conclusion that Technoblade was the best hugger on the server.Or, Technoblade hugs are so good even God notices
Series
- Part 1 of The HTSTSWH Universe
- Language:
- English
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- 28,860
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 523
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- 2,699
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- 509
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- 32,583
Bookmarked by Sorry16
05 Oct 2022
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Gaster has, quite literally, all the time in the world. Clearly he's using this for only the noblest of purposes.
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02 Aug 2022
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Which hurts worse? broken bones or a collar?
(Neither. A promise of kindness kills faster than any weapon.)
((So why isn't he dead yet?))
For as long as he can remember, Techno's been a fighter, a weapon, a tool for others to use and discard.
Maybe this time would be different. Maybe this time sweet words wouldn't come with stinging fists and promises of pain. Maybe this time he could finally wash the blood from his hands and live a simple life.
Eh.
Probably not.
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Buried to his eyes in debt from both his own failings and his son's stupid decisions, Philza Craft is forced to do the one thing he promised himself he would never do.
Buy a slave to enter the rings.
aka, the fic where Techno is an abused fighter and Philza unwittingly adopts him into his chaotic family. Will he learn he's more than a weapon to be used? Yes. Will it take a considerable amount of time and convincing? Yes. Will it be easy? Heck no, especially not with their pasts looming over them.
What was it Tommy always says? 'pog through the pain'?
Pog through the pain they will.
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- Part 1 of Broken Chains
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Wilbur has one goal in mind - get into his car, roll down the windows and drive until his money runs out.
Tommy has one goal in mind - get onto the bus, put in his earbuds and run until he reaches his brother.
Or, of gas stations, an involuntary road trip, pounds and healing - somewhere along the way.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,500
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 2
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- 131
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- 500
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- 101
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Bookmarked by Sorry16
08 Mar 2022
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3:17 Whitey Stay on the outside for the last bit in that chapter
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these problems aside (i think i taught you well) by doingthewritethings for Drhair76
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
31 Jul 2021
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Techno takes a deep breath and plasters on his best Customer Service Voice. “Right. Okay. Is there something I can help you find?”
The boy bursts back into action again, now that he’s been given sufficient prompting (i.e., the bare minimum of positive human interaction). “I need a doll.”
(Five times Technoblade lied to himself, and one time he didn’t, as told through a sewing-store-slash-blacksmith.)
or, the one where our favorite local retired pig warrior finds his one (1) weakness in a disaster zone of a teenage boy.
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Universal DOOM by ImpulsiveWeaver
Fandoms: Doom (Video Games), Ghostbusters (Movies 1984-1989), It Follows (2014), The Evil Dead (1981 2013), Ash vs Evil Dead (TV), A Quiet Place (2018), The Hills Have Eyes (2006 2007), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Jennifer's Body (2009), Jeepers Creepers (2001), Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms, Jack Reacher Series - Lee Child, Fallout (Video Games), Pacific Rim (Movies), SCP Foundation, Goblin Slayer (Anime), Gears of War (Video Games), Dead Space (Video Games), The Matrix (Movies), Alien Series, Edge of Tomorrow (2014), Upgrade (2018), Prototype (Video Games), God of War (Video Games), どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series, Slender Man Mythos, The Witch (2016), I Am Mother (2019), Call of Duty (Video Games), LOCAL58TV (Web Series), BulletStorm, The Lazarus Effect (2015), Krampus (2015), The Mist - Stephen King, Borderlands (Video Games)
12 Mar 2023
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After being cast away by Samuel Hayden, the Doom Slayer winds up on an adventure through multiple universes. Coming into contact with those who have their own issues with the denizens of Hell. This is a crossover between Doom (2016) and any horror/supernatural movies/books/stories that I decided throw in there. Feel free to request any movie, book, or franchise you want to see.
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Philza Craft, right hand of the Antarctic Empire and feared Angel of Death, loved by the End herself, has a cough.
(Whumptober)
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- Part 1 of In truth we are lost
- Part 10 of No hell for sinners this great
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As it turns out, arriving in England is an educational experience. Techno learns three things pretty quickly.
Fact one: Baggage claim hates him and is dead set on withering his soul. Fact two: Real-life SBI provokes a ridiculous amount of joy. Fact three: Tommy is even clingier than Techno thought he’d be.
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Techno’s first night in the UK, they watch horror movies in honor of Halloween. Tommy, as it turns out, doesn’t like horror movies very much—and his attempts to hide from the movie mostly consist of hiding his face in Techno’s shoulder and mumbling swear words.
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- Part 1 of spooky scary skeletons
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How I Met Your Mumza by MindlessMuffin
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), DreamSMP, mcyt, DSMP - Fandom
24 Oct 2021
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Based on this tweet from @simpingboisinc on Twitter:
“au where techno is mumza’s son, Wilbur is Phil’s son. They are doppelgangers. Then at an airport one day, Phil accidentally takes techno and mumza takes Wilbur. They don’t notice until the planes take off. So they get each other's numbers from their sons and agree to take care of each other's kids until they can meet up, which is in a week because they both have emergencies. So mumza and Phil start texting regularly to check up on their sons, but they also feel a connection. When they meet up, it’s a big holy shit, it's my soulmate moment”
TLDR: Phil and Kristin tell Tommy the chaotic story of how they met.
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I'd forgotten people are kind by BialyLis
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Aug 2021
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"Wilbur didn't look like a "difficult" child.
Honestly, he looked like a child struggling to reach his next birthday on his own. In an oversized, faded sweater, with bruises on his forearms, and a still unhealed, split lip, he definitely didn't resemble the little terrorist Phil had carefully guarded all sharp objects from. More like a victim of a natural disaster. As if he had spent hours on the roof escaping a flood, only to be carried away by a tornado.
But burying the knives was still a good idea. The kid seemed to trip over while making a sandwich."
Or: Phil feel ready to become a foster family.
Spoiler: He's not ready.Less of plot and more of feelings. Also, fuck canon!Dadza! I want Phil to be a good dad!
(Title from "Ready Now" by Dodie Clark)Series
- Part 1 of I'm ready now
- Language:
- English
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- 136,586
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- 41/41
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- 2,597
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Bookmarked by Sorry16
03 Sep 2021
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Chapters 34? Or sum just fucking fluff give is the capn crunch “whoops all fluff” and is pog very pog me like wow goog fic give read yes wow can’t wait for sequel
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Some families are are bonded by blood, others find each other through hard times, but some families are brought together by thin walls and pigeons with broken wings
Or: Wilbur doesn't know much about his new neighbour, beyond that he has pink hair, likes to read and apparently knows something about being a pigeon medic
Oh, and that he often wakes Wilbur up with nightmarish screams
Trigger/Content Warning: PTSD, panic attacks, nightmares, mentions of alcohol (not a lot, Wilbur gets tipsy) - lmk if I missed any!
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Short stories about humans on the galactic scene, some from alien points of view and others about these mythical tiny juggernauts. Brought over from tumblr and added to when possible.
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- English
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- 201,289
- Chapters:
- 44/?
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- 6
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- 744
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25 Aug 2021
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Chpt 8: Mr. Kitty best goddamn thing ever idk if this can be topped here
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"Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.
"Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."
"No, I'm gonna bite you."
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SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.
Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 156,601
- Chapters:
- 35/?
- Collections:
- 100
- Comments:
- 8,534
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- 36,953
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Bookmarked by Sorry16
23 Aug 2021
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Greatest apocalypse fic
Dog won’t die is reason 573 of why I live this fic
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Sometimes, the Blood God and the Angel of Death work to dismantle corrupt governments, conquer worlds, or just cause widespread chaos. And other times, Phil and Techno can have a quiet morning at home, with no pressure to be anything but themselves.
This is a story about the latter.
Aka I wrote 2400 words of emerald duo fluff, enjoy!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,400
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 40
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- 421
- Bookmarks:
- 55
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- 2,420
Bookmarked by Sorry16
22 Aug 2021
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Yes pog idk what comments I have on others
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Everything Eventually Changes by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
12 Apr 2021
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This is not what Technoblade wanted to be doing today.
Quackity always seems to want to ruin his plans, even unintentionally he managed to get in the fucking way again.
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Quackity runs out into the snow, and now Techno has to keep him from freezing
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- Part 1 of Phil, Techno, and Quackity