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    “You can’t go two weeks without fucking me anyways,” Shane heard himself saying, and instantly felt like he’d chosen the wrong dialogue option. He should’ve said something like I’d like to see all the ways you can figure it out or maybe not sharing a room has never stopped us before.

    Ilya let out a laugh, “Please, you beg for me all the time.”

    “I’m not the one who can’t go more than a day without jerking off —” shut up Hollander, SHUT UP “I can totally go two weeks without fucking.”

    The Centaurs do a rotational room program for their first road trip of the season. Which would be fine if Ilya and Shane could be professionals.

    Shane starts a fight and gets a Dick Trick, Ilya is a mastermind, Bood becomes an Queer Icon, Troy has no idea what's going on, Hayes is having the time of his life, and no one wants to talk about the showers thing anymore.

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    in 2069 AD, the region once known as the United States of America is a world of complex lore and political intrigue that our heroine doesn't really care about because she's too busy trying to find estrogen in the post-apocalyptic Midwest.

    If you like the story, follow https://www.tumblr.com/manorpunk for Q&As, lore drops, errata, and more!

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    23 Jan 2026

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    lily @hockey1410

    pike missed? should we throw party? should we invite commissioner crowell?

    Or, Ilya's burner account during the run up to the Admirals' Stanley Cup win.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    [Shane fishes around the bowl before pulling out a scrap of paper. He clears his throat and begins to read aloud.]

    Shane: I want Shane Hollander to-

    Shane: [looking up at the camera. His expression is shocked.] Oh my God?

    Shane: [speaking to someone off camera] Are you sure I can say this on camera?

    Harris: [off camera] Yes.

    Shane: Okay.

    Shane: [takes a deep breath].

    Shane: I want Shane Hollander to f*ck me so hard I get sent to A&E.

    Shane: [blushing] Harris are you sure this is appropriate for the team social media?

    Shane: [frowning] Aren’t there any tweets about hockey or something?

    (centaurs read thirst tweets)

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Troy took a deep breath. “Just wait a sec.” Roz shifted on his feet but stayed where he was. “You really did something for me tonight and I don’t want it to end with you running away, back into the closet.”

    Follows (and adds on to) events from both Role Model and the Long Game if Ilya confirmed Troy's suspicions after they went to the Kingfisher. How might having someone to confide in helped both of them? (The story remains largely the same. I'm just exploring the community angle of it all)

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