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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Timothy Jackson Drake is almost four years old, and he knows a lot of things.

    He knows how to read and write, and how to do simple math, and how to say “pleased to meet you” and “goodbye” and “thank you” and “may I use the bathroom” in French. He also knows how to introduce himself politely, and how to hold his knife and fork properly, and when it is okay to bother other people and when it isn’t.

    AKA

    Tim meets his new nanny for the summer, Miss Claire! The impact of this will be relatively small, I'm sure.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    “You can’t go two weeks without fucking me anyways,” Shane heard himself saying, and instantly felt like he’d chosen the wrong dialogue option. He should’ve said something like I’d like to see all the ways you can figure it out or maybe not sharing a room has never stopped us before.

    Ilya let out a laugh, “Please, you beg for me all the time.”

    “I’m not the one who can’t go more than a day without jerking off —” shut up Hollander, SHUT UP “I can totally go two weeks without fucking.”

    The Centaurs do a rotational room program for their first road trip of the season. Which would be fine if Ilya and Shane could be professionals.

    Shane starts a fight and gets a Dick Trick, Ilya is a mastermind, Bood becomes an Queer Icon, Troy has no idea what's going on, Hayes is having the time of his life, and no one wants to talk about the showers thing anymore.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    in 2069 AD, the region once known as the United States of America is a world of complex lore and political intrigue that our heroine doesn't really care about because she's too busy trying to find estrogen in the post-apocalyptic Midwest.

    If you like the story, follow https://www.tumblr.com/manorpunk for Q&As, lore drops, errata, and more!

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    23 Jan 2026

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    lily @hockey1410

    pike missed? should we throw party? should we invite commissioner crowell?

    Or, Ilya's burner account during the run up to the Admirals' Stanley Cup win.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    [Shane fishes around the bowl before pulling out a scrap of paper. He clears his throat and begins to read aloud.]

    Shane: I want Shane Hollander to-

    Shane: [looking up at the camera. His expression is shocked.] Oh my God?

    Shane: [speaking to someone off camera] Are you sure I can say this on camera?

    Harris: [off camera] Yes.

    Shane: Okay.

    Shane: [takes a deep breath].

    Shane: I want Shane Hollander to f*ck me so hard I get sent to A&E.

    Shane: [blushing] Harris are you sure this is appropriate for the team social media?

    Shane: [frowning] Aren’t there any tweets about hockey or something?

    (centaurs read thirst tweets)

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Troy took a deep breath. “Just wait a sec.” Roz shifted on his feet but stayed where he was. “You really did something for me tonight and I don’t want it to end with you running away, back into the closet.”

    Follows (and adds on to) events from both Role Model and the Long Game if Ilya confirmed Troy's suspicions after they went to the Kingfisher. How might having someone to confide in helped both of them? (The story remains largely the same. I'm just exploring the community angle of it all)

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Gianna: what'd I miss??

    Sarah: my cousin needs a date and shane hollander has a girlfriend

    Gianna: omg????

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    another WAG Ilya fic <3

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    11 Jan 2026

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    AU where Shane dated Jackie (when he was 17/she was 18), before she Clocked His Sweet Gay Ass, kept his secret and his friendship, and then met Hayden. Shortly thereafter, they meet Ilya.

    (Because I love an outsider POV on Hollanov and an earlier outing for Shane, but I'm also really into our collective love for WAG president, Mrs. Jackie Pike. This is a Jackie Pike Character Takeover AU wherein she's a bit of an amalgamation of Shane’s in-book, vaguely alluded-to teenage girlfriend, and Rose before Rose Rose’d lol.)

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    08 Jan 2026

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    “Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”

    Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.

    “Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.

    OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.

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    • Part 1 of Dog
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    08 Jan 2026

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    Scott: I’ve been getting asked if it’s me. I considered denying but if we all deny and one person doesn’t, that sort of gives their identity away and I’m not sure they want that.
    Ilya: Everyone thinks is me. My agent asked if I want to comment too
    Scott: Wait, it's not you?
    Ilya: Maybe 🤔 Or maybe not 🤪
    Eric: What?

    Or: When Adrian Dela Cruz reveals he dated an NHL player, chaos and damage control ensue. A story told through texts, tweets, and one pretentious Variety article.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    Sarah
    Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

    Jackie
    Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

    Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

    Lily
    what
    what is this

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    When an unknown enemy threatens Robin, Gotham's vigilantes come together to keep him safe.

    Unfortunately, they're protecting the wrong Robin.

    Or: Tim Drake plans his own rescue. Things get complicated.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    In which Prudence Wood's transition from League Assassin to vigilante-adjacent operative goes about as smoothly as anyone could expect and Tim displays a deep dedication to puns, pop culture references, and rampant paranoia.

    Granted, the paranoia turns out to be entirely justified.

    Or: Pru travels the world, Tim schemes, and more than one alliance is tested.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    After a serious and devastating attack, the Uchiha are in desperate need of a sealmaster. Unfortunately for them, the best candidate happens to be from the Senju clan. Fortunately for them, he doesn't seem all that inclined to act like an enemy.

    Which is lucky because, as it turns out, there are plenty of other adversaries making moves in Fire Country - both the clans will need to make new friends to survive.

    Madara would have been content if his new husband tolerated him and helped his clan stay safe. He doesn't quite know what to do with the fact that his husband doesn't stop there.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    Shinobi have few boundaries. The nature of their work is often the unpleasant tasks all other warriors refuse. Missions, however? Missions are essential. A shinobi breaking their word deliberately while completing a mission contract is tantamount to social suicide. No contact wants to hire a shinobi clan who breaks their agreements frivolously. A clan's reputation is all that stands between them and starvation.

    If Tobirama accepts, he must escort Izuna safely to the Uchiha.

    or: The shinobi world is filled with callous human cruelty. Tobirama, in a moment of weakness, finds empathy for the enemy.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    queenofnaps: well

    queenofnaps: i needed the lecture notes but also i’ve had an idea for this group chat for a while

    queenofnaps: so i decided to kill two birds with one stone

    ur so valid: wait don’t kill birds

    teba: it’s a figure of speech

    teba: duh

    speak up changed teba’s screen name to pissbaby

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    05 Nov 2025

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    The mission they weren’t supposed to survive earns Rooster two months of leave, a nasty concussion, three bruised ribs, and a new scar on his neck.

    It also, curiously, seems to earn him a shadow: Hangman.

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    20 Oct 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 84

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    As a rule, Jake doesn't communicate over Snapchat, because he's an adult (sort of), and can text like a human being. But there's something about Bradley Bradshaw that has him continuing to open the messages when his phone gives him the notification.

    Often, that something has him responding to Bradshaw, too.

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    14 Oct 2025

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    The two have some nights off. They both really like teasing each other.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    “Oh my gods, Percy. It’s you.” Grover’s hands started patting him down and Percy squirmed in pain and annoyance. “What happened? Percy, what happened?”

    “Hold the questions, Grover,” another voice said, as smaller hands gripped his shirt and started dragging him past the invisible line drawn by the pine tree. Right, Percy thought, the weird cult kids. “We have to get him into camp.”

    Another set of hands joined him and with the extra support he made it into the valley, spotting lights on in a farmhouse in the distance. A small part of Percy registered that he wasn’t getting rained on anymore even though he could still hear the storm raging in the distance. Instead, his gaze locked with a pair of cool grey eyes framed by pieces of blonde curls. “How did you get here? Who is your godly parent?”

    He could hear his mother’s voice echoing in his ears, months and months ago: no one can know, Percy. Even the gods.

    “I don’t know.”

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    AU where there is no Lightning Thief and 13 year old Percy Jackson stumbles across Camp Half Blood determined to hide his status as a Big Three kid.

    (Part 1 now complete)

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    15 Sep 2025

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