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We Were Pretending by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: DCU, Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
11 Sep 2025
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Bernard sighed, setting the phone down and folding his arms. “Okay. Just spit it out.”
Tim sat first, placing the plate on the table with care. “Please don’t freak out—” he began.
“TimisRedRobinandI’mSuperboyandwedidn’tknowhowtotellyouandwe’rereallysorryforlyingforsolongpleasedon’tbreakupwithus—” Kon blurted, voice cracking somewhere in the middle of the confession.
Tim slapped a hand over Kon’s mouth, glaring at him.
Kon blinked, muffled.
They both turned to look at Bernard.
Bernard raised an eyebrow. Slowly. Unimpressed.
The silence stretched.
Kon fidgeted. Tim shifted. Neither of them spoke.
Bernard exhaled like the weight of the world had just settled on his shoulders. “So you’re telling me... that both of you are vigilantes-slash-heroes... and you’ve only just now decided to tell me?”
Tim opened his mouth.
Bernard held up a finger. “Nope. No. No speaking. I’m not done.”
Tim’s mouth closed.
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You Lied First by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: tim drake: robin, Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
18 Aug 2025
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Bernard had never been a fan of altars.
Even before he found himself flat on his back, wrists tied uncomfortably above his head with ropes that scratched like twine made from cat tongues, he had a thing about them. Too dramatic. Too blood-sacrifice-y. Too “You’re not getting out of this one, Dowd.”
This one especially sucked.
The chaos monsters—twenty of them, if he’d counted right before the chanting started—looked like something spat out by a D-list demon god with bad taste and a love for ooze. Horns, claws, teeth in weird places. Too many eyeballs, and not enough common sense.
Bernard strained against the ropes as the lead freak—bigger, slimier, and apparently in charge—raised a jagged ceremonial knife above its head. The others screamed in some language Bernard had been tuning out for the past hour.
Then the knife came down.
Straight into his sternum.
He braced for pain. He’d tried not to scream when it happened, maybe leave this world with some shred of dignity. But instead—
Nothing.
Or, what could've happened if Tim hadn't made it in time to save Bernard.
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Amen to Everything Leads to Nothing by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Nightwing (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
24 Jul 2025
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It hurt.
It hurt in a way no fight ever had.
Not because of the bruises.
Because of who was on the other end of it.
“You’re done,” Bruce said.
His voice was low. Heavy. Final. Not shouted—but meant.
Dick looked up from the floor, blood at the corner of his mouth, eyes burning like wildfire.
“You don’t get to do this.”
Or, the family's point of view of the events of I Will Bury Behind Me the Fool They Want Me to Be
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- Part 2 of La Gloire à Mes Genoux
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That's A Problem by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Superboy (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
19 Jul 2025
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Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck—
He was alone.
Everyone who might actually know how to help him was either fighting or across the damn planet.
Panic clawed at his throat, but he forced it down, breathing through it.
Random, scattered knowledge raced through his brain—some buried instinct drilled into him at CADMUS, of all places. Emergency field births. Risk assessments. Critical steps.
He clung to it like a lifeline.
Kon grabbed his phone and his spare comm, stuffing them into the hoodie pocket just in case he needed help later.
Series
- Part 7 of Kryptonian Biology 101
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I Will Bury Behind Me the Fool They Want Me to Be by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Nightwing (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
18 Jul 2025
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He stepped into the light. She inhaled sharply when she saw the wound. Her mask slipped for a second—real concern, maybe even regret.
“You’re dying,” she said. “Let me take you somewhere. Please.”
“No.” He shook his head. “No more Batcaves. No more labs. No more rooms with hidden doors.”
Her expression shifted. “Then you’re not leaving this place conscious."
And that was it. The line. The truth under all the concern and pity.
“You’re here to bring me in,” he said.
Steph didn’t deny it.
Or, Dick is on the run from the rest of his family.
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- Part 1 of La Gloire à Mes Genoux
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I'm Managing It by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
18 Jul 2025
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Kon landed lightly outside his apartment, heart pounding so loud it almost drowned out the hum of the city behind him. The second he was inside, he locked the door, kicked off his shoes without thinking, and bee-lined to the bathroom.
The pregnancy test burned in the inside pocket of his jacket the whole way.
He yanked it out, ripped the wrapper open with shaking fingers, and—ignoring the thousand instincts screaming at him to wait—followed the directions mechanically, hands trembling so bad he almost dropped it.
Then he set it down on the counter.
And waited.
He paced.
Back and forth, back and forth across the bathroom tiles, arms folded tight across his chest. He could hear the second hand on his cheap wall clock ticking—too loud, like it was hammering into his skull.
He was Kryptonian. Or part Kryptonian. He wasn’t even sure if human-designed tests would work.
But Tim had helped them factor in enough hybrid biology when they worked on the meds—maybe it would.
When he finally forced himself to look down at the tiny plastic stick, the world tilted sideways.
Two sharp pink lines.
Positive.
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- Part 6 of Kryptonian Biology 101
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Dick, What? Richard by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Nightwing (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
17 Jul 2025
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Peter’s voice cut through the haze like a stone through glass. “Neal.”
Dick barely heard it. His attention had drifted somewhere distant—echoes of a half-forgotten argument, a crash, a boy with too much anger in his shoulders and another one who tried to smother it with logic. The buzz of the drug hadn’t fully worn off, but the clarity was starting to creep in around the edges, sharp and unwelcome.
Then Peter said it again, sharper. “Neal.”
Dick blinked, startled back into the room.
“Dick,” he corrected automatically, tired and too slow to catch the words before they hit the air.
The silence that followed was immediate.
Peter’s eyebrows furrowed. El paused in the doorway holding a pitcher of water. Sara looked up from the couch, confused.
“…Excuse me?” Peter asked carefully.
Or, the team and Sara find out some new things about Neal
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Periot by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
17 Jul 2025
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Part of him was tempted to just stay there, sulking. But the cramps were getting worse, and the way he was curled into himself on the couch wasn’t cutting it. He needed comfort. Familiar smells. Warmth. Safety.
Which meant—
Tim and Bernard’s place.
Kon grumbled under his breath as he forced himself to move. He kicked off his sleep shorts and pulled on a pair of fuzzy pants instead—the ones that felt like clouds against his skin. Then he tugged a soft, worn shirt over his head and, as an afterthought, shrugged into one of his many flannels.
The movement made another sharp cramp stab through his side. He had to crouch low, curling one arm protectively around his stomach, breathing through it until it eased.
God, this sucked.
Or, Kon's on his period and goes to Tim and Bernard for comfort.
Series
- Part 5 of Kryptonian Biology 101
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Controlled Breeding by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
15 Jul 2025
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- Part 4 of Kryptonian Biology 101
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You Will Remember Me for Centuries by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
15 Jul 2025
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The first thing Jason did when he clawed his way back from the Pit was plan how he was going to kill the Joker.
The second thing he did was scream.
Or, What's going on with Jason during the events of "Where the Birds Used to Sing"
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- Part 3 of With Wings Like These
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Birth Control by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
15 Jul 2025
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"Okay," Tim said, typing something as he talked. “So, Kryptonian-compatible birth control. We’ll need to start by understanding how your body works baseline before we can figure out how to modulate it.”
Kon sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. “You’re gonna ask me weird personal stuff, aren’t you?”
“I’m a scientist,” Tim replied. “And your boyfriend. I can ask both weird and personal questions with no shame.”
Kon rolled his eyes, but smiled. “Alright, hit me.”
Or, the making of Kryptonian birth control
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- Part 3 of Kryptonian Biology 101
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Dinner by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: DCU, Superboy (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
14 Jul 2025
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But as Kon stepped into the room with Bernard and Tim, something hit him.
A scent.
He froze mid-step.
It was subtle, but to him—to a Kryptonian—it was impossible to ignore. Warm, clean, familiar, but laced with something new.
He turned his head sharply and locked eyes with Clark, whose expression had already shifted from polite interest to horror in real time.
Clark had definitely caught it too.
Kon pointed at him immediately. “Why do I know that? I don’t want to know that. You’re fucking.”
Clark sputtered, red already climbing his neck. “I don’t want to know who you’re fucking either! And—wait, are you—are you bonding with people already?! You’re twenty-two, Kon!”
The room fell completely still.
Tim paused mid-step, brow furrowing. Bernard blinked. The entire Bat-family—Bruce included—turned toward the two Kryptonians now locked in what appeared to be a very personal, very confusing face-off.
“What the hell is happening?” Jason asked.
Or the dinner promised from the previous fic
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- Part 2 of Kryptonian Biology 101
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Biology One by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Superboy (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
13 Jul 2025
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“There he is,” Bernard said. “You flying in all dramatic just for us?”
“Maybe,” Kon said, rubbing the back of his neck.
“Aw, he’s shy tonight,” Bernard teased, standing up and padding over. “Don’t worry, we’ll ruin that soon enough.”
Tim snorted behind him, and Kon blinked because—okay—maybe he wasn’t the only one who was nervous. There was a charge in the air now. Something unspoken.
They were all aware of what tonight meant.
Bernard got close enough to rest a hand on Kon’s chest, just lightly. Like he was checking to see if Kon was real, or maybe just giving him the chance to pull back if he needed to. He didn’t.
“Seriously,” Bernard said, a little softer now. “We figured we’d talk about what everyone’s comfortable with. What’s on the table. What’s not. And then—” he smiled, eyes flicking between Kon and Tim, “—we get to the fun.”
Kon nodded. His mouth was dry, but not from fear. Just anticipation.
“Cool,” he said. “Let’s talk.”
Or 25k words of Kon freaking out over his biology being different and Bernard and Tim being stupidly chill.
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- Part 1 of Kryptonian Biology 101
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Stuck inside of 4 walls, how long can it last? by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Nightwing (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
11 Jul 2025
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Dick’s stomach dropped. His fingers went cold.
The fifth message was broken. Static, then something sharp.
“Dick. There’s something—someone—Joker. I think it’s Joker. I— I can’t—legs—fuck—”
Click.
His lungs froze. His mouth parted but no breath came.
He didn’t want to hit play on the sixth.
But his hand moved anyway.
A cough. Wet. A harsh, rattling breath.
Then the sickening clang of metal on something soft. Flesh? Bone?
Jason gasping.
“Tell B—I didn’t— Dick I—”
Click.
Or, What's going on with Dick during the events of "Where the Birds Used to Sing" starting from the end of chapter two.
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- Part 2 of With Wings Like These
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Gabriel’s vessel shimmered under the silver light. His usual tousled-haired, leather-jacket-wearing façade fell away like smoke. What remained was delicate—almost fragile. His form gleamed like a porcelain doll sculpted by divine hands. Thin golden lines traced his joints and ran up his arms, curling along his collarbones and neck. His eyes glowed faintly, and where his skin would have met shadow, there was only light.
“Holy crap,” Dean said, staring.
Gabriel gave a little mock bow. “Ta-da. Behold: your celestial nightlight.”
Sam took a tentative step forward. “Is this... you? Really you?”
“This,” Gabriel said, gesturing to himself, “is the compromise. Archangels are too powerful for their vessels. Doesn’t matter how closely related we are, or how perfect the fit. When exposed to natural light—sun or moon—it leaks through. You get this.”
or in which I randomly made up some Archangel lore and wrote it because I was bored and I saw a pretty doll.
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I Fucked Up (Your Dad) by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Jun 2025
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Tony jabbed a finger toward him. “You are not a lone wolf anymore, Barnes. You don’t get to act like your way is always better just because you’ve survived hell. Newsflash: we all have.”
And that was it.
That was the point Bucky’s last shred of patience finally snapped.
He could’ve yelled. Could’ve thrown a chair. Could’ve walked out.
But no. He went for the nuclear option.
“I fucked your dad.”
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Where the Birds Used to Sing by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Nightwing (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice 1998 (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics)
23 Jun 2025
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“You’re the Batman,” Clark said, trying to keep his voice warm, even. “I’ve heard about you.”
Still no response. The wings shifted slightly, the sound low and dry, like wind moving through bone.
Even folded, they loomed. Easily twelve, maybe fourteen feet in total wingspan. The joints flexed with subtle micromovements, like the Bat was resisting the urge to spring forward or flee. And the texture… rough, almost scaly, with no sign of feathers. All tendon and membrane. Like something prehistoric.
Clark felt a shiver crawl down his spine.
It wasn’t fear. Not exactly.
“I’ve been looking for you,” he said, taking a cautious step forward, hands open at his sides. “Not you you, I mean. Others like me. Metas. People doing the right thing on their own terms.”
No answer.
“I thought you’d be taller,” he added, offering a small grin.
Nothing. Not even a twitch.
“Or… less grim.”
Or, Bruce's time over the years, gaining children, loosing them, joining the JL, all while the JL is under the impression that the man in the batsuit is some sort of cryptid.
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- Part 1 of With Wings Like These
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“For the last time, Tony, I did NOT sleep with your father.” He turned to Bucky. “Bucky, please, tell him!”
Everyone’s eyes snapped to Bucky, who blinked once, chewed slowly, and said, through a mouthful of popcorn,
“Steve did not sleep with your father, Tony.”Steve let out a breath, eyebrows rising in a very satisfying I told you so.
Then Bucky swallowed.
“But I did.”
Or 1,574 words of Bucky tormenting the team.
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Oh Darling, are we an Archetype? by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Batman: Death in the Family (Movie 2020), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
21 Jun 2025
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He was lying still on the metal table, his arms rested delicately along his sides like folded paper. Like someone had tried to make it look peaceful—make him look presentable. But Dick knew better. He knew that silence. That stillness. He’d seen too many bodies, too many ends.
But not this one. Not his.
“No,” Dick breathed. The word escaped like it had been punched from his gut. His head tilted to the side, slow and trembling, like his neck couldn’t hold the weight of what he was seeing.
“No…”
It came again, softer. Smaller. Like maybe if he whispered it, the universe would agree.
But it didn’t.
“No. No…” His voice cracked on the second one. Shook. His chest hitched as he took a shaky step forward. “No. No—no—”
A scrapped chapter on what could’ve happened if Bruce had called and told Dick Jason died.
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- Part 4 of With Wings Like These
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Why Would I Have Used a Gas Mask? by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
10 Jun 2025
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“Look at me,” Jason said. Not a command. Just quiet, grounded instruction.
Dick let him. He didn’t fight it.
Jason turned his head to one side, then the other. Checked his pupils. Tracked his eye movement. Touched under his jaw like he was feeling for a pulse. The contact should’ve felt weird—it was Jason—but it didn’t. It felt like something between a battlefield check and a brother’s worry.
Jason’s brow furrowed deeper. “Because there was a shit ton of leftover fear toxin in that building,” he said finally, voice controlled and low. “You didn’t smell it?”
“I mean…” Dick hesitated, trying to recall. “There was a chemical smell. I thought it was just oil or rust.” He blinked. “Oh. Is that why the hallucinations were worse this time?”
Or Dick doesn't realizes he's been effected by fear toxin and spills to everyone that he's been hallucinating.