TheRandomizedOne
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Lucky To Have Me by TheRandomizedOne for CookieNomNomCrunch
Fandoms: AmeSMP, Original Work, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jan 2026
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Sometimes, Gamma Capricorni Nashira "The Lucky One" really wonders what is going on inside all these weird people's heads. He's starting to think he knows at least a little bit. Still, it's impressive how confused everyone is about everything. Hopefully he can give them some clarity. He is the best after all!
Or: A look into Capri's thoughts on Cess
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- Part 3 of AmeSMP Drabbles
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- English
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“You’re really a horrible, heartless person aren’t you?”
It was obvious from how Ash phrased the question that it was rhetorical. Wifies stayed silent, waiting.
“I have to say, when I invited you both to the mafia, I was expecting Parrot to be the most useful asset between you two. You were just… baggage. An extra piece to the machine. But you’ve proved me wrong. Time, and time again, you’ve proved me wrong, Wifies. You are a horrible, selfish person. I mean– you’re barely even that! Barely a person.” Ash laughed loudly to himself. “Just look at everything you’ve done. Every actual human being you’ve killed with zero hesitation. And for what? Really, for what? I’m giving you permission to speak, Wifies.”
“For Parrot.”
“For power,” Ash corrected. “Because that’s what you need right? To protect him? You can’t have anything without power.”
Or: A “What If” on Wifies and Parrot joining the invisible mafia when Ashswag confronted them in Capital City
Inspired by Shachihata’s art/comic on tumblr
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Parrot’s best friend killed that part of himself that was weak, that was “Wifies,” birthing “The Director” in his place. Someone new. Someone who was perfect. Someone who would keep Parrot safe.
Except none of that is true, actually– A fact which took Parrot far too long to realise. Now, he has to fix his mistake, and save his best friend in the process… but the only way to do that is by giving up on the idea of saving himself. Impossible, for someone who values true freedom above all else.
What a conundrum. Surely this won’t be horrifically difficult.
Or: I desperately try to fix Odyssey Duo because they made me cry :(
Inspired by “What Are We Gonna Do Now” by WuhOhWatchOut
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Erudite Abduction by TheRandomizedOne for viaAlterEgo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
25 Dec 2025
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Technoblade is handling his double major expertly, with zero issues, and even less stress.
There are a few hurdles to achieving his dream of obtaining two of the most useless college degrees imaginable, but who hasn’t had the occasional dispute with their professors? He’d manage. Besides, at least his history teacher cared about his wellbeing.
…Maybe a little too much, actually.
Or: Techno works a little too hard and gets surprise adopted by Phil.
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- Part 4 of TRO's DSBI
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Completely Oblivious by TheRandomizedOne for TristiCorde
Fandoms: AmeSMP, Original Work, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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Gamma Capricorni Nashira "The Lucky One" has a lot of thoughts on a lot of people. Unfortunately, he is not so great at verbalizing them. It either comes out not quite right, or not at all.
Or: A look into Capri's thoughts on Seft
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- Part 2 of AmeSMP Drabbles
- Part 3 of TRO's Original Works
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AmeSMP Drabbles by TheRandomizedOne
Fandom: AmeSMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Original Work
16 Jan 2026
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TRO's Original Works by TheRandomizedOne
Fandom: All Flesh Must Be Eaten (Roleplaying Game), AmeSMP, ARMBE - Zombies, Minecraft (Video Game), Original Work
24 Dec 2025
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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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Bookmarked by TheRandomizedOne
13 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Literally read this for years it changed my life
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Hush Now (You Were Lost but Now You’re Found) by CorpseArt
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Apr 2023
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Red Chaos was the name the world had bestowed upon him, and Dream had laughed as he dragged Tommy down against his chest in a rough sprawl back against the couch, squeezing him tight after their first official mission together.
Tommy had done good and Dream had been proud.
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Siren shifts, a look Tommy can’t be bothered to understand flashing briefly before his shoulders roll into a shrug.
“You saved my life.”
I know, Tommy thinks, lips drawing back in an ugly grimace. It ruined mine.
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The morning paper lies discarded on the couch beside him with black bold headlines:
RED CHAOS: HERO OR VILLAIN?
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“My gold.” Techno spoke, thousands of voices echoing in his words. Whispering and chattering. His calloused hand reaching up, dragging along the blood that was dripping from Tommy’s neck. Dripping down and burning away in the flames consuming the roots that held him.
The same hand that had fed him and given him shelter, as involuntary as it had been, was gently placed at the back of his skull. Techno’s thumb pulling across the golden earring that now felt like an anchor dragging him below the surface of a pool of magma.
Wearing Techno’s face, the Blood God grinned at him.
Tommy did not regret punching him.
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Td;lr: Tommy unwillingly takes refuge into the hold of a banished god.
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- Part 1 of God's acre
- Language:
- English
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- 13/13
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25 Jul 2025
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Throughout the Seasons by Poker
Fandom: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Nov 2024
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11 Jan 2022
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“Oh, I’m sorry, sorry, mate-” Phil reaches his hands out, Techno kicking his legs out, trying to scoot away.
“No, no-” Techno chokes out, heart slamming into his ribs. He’s going to die, he’s going to die here, he should’ve known, Phil was never human, he was never human at all-
“I should’ve told you earlier.” Phil smiles, kneeling down to Techno’s level. He’s not reaching out anymore, but he’s not leaving either. “Sorry again for the scare. That was a bit much, huh?”
Techno blinks. “What?”
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Phil is not quite human, but he’s still very much a dad, with two children he loves very much.
Techno gets adopted into the family.
He was not informed of this.
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Bookmarked by TheRandomizedOne
26 Feb 2025