TigerTheSpahget
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Starbound by TigerTheSpahget
Fandoms: PVP Civilization (Web Series), Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
07 Feb 2025
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“You know, in PVP Civilization, I used to be afraid of death. Now…”
Evbo paused, gaze drifting as he brought a hand up to rub at his sunken eyes. He held the other over his chest, gripping the fabric of his sweater, feeling his heart beat. He didn’t dare look upon the jagged scars which remained from each and every one of his painful deaths. Even now, a dull ache remained there, reminding him of what was to come next.
“I think I’m used to the feeling.”
His breath hitched. He could barely look himself in the eye. Scars decorated his face and neck as well, which he couldn’t hide from himself. They stared back at him like living entities. Every single one of his past selves’ lives reduced to an ugly blight, slashed across his skin.
These video journals were getting depressing, weren’t they?
Or: While being farmed for his sword durability, Evbo dies and resurrects countless times. A few of those times, he takes a pit stop in the afterlife and meets someone he might have known in another universe.
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- Part 2 of Stars and Ancient Poems, PVP and Parkour
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The Tale of Parkour Sinuhe by TigerTheSpahget
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series), The Tale of Sinuhe, The Tale of Sinuhe (Ancient Egyptian Literature & Mythology), Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Nov 2024
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There is an ancient Egyptian poem, composed within the beginning half of the Twelfth Dynasty. It is the story of a man, Sinuhe, who works in service to the Pharoh, and is driven away after the Pharoh's death, fearing the instability which is sure to arise from such a drastic shift in leadership. Eventually, Sinuhe returns to Egypt to be forgiven by the new Pharoh, to die, and be honorably buried. Suspiciously similar to the story of Seawatt in Parkour Civilization.
Seawatt's season two character arc retold and embellished with quotes from The Tale of Sinuhe (R. B. Parkinson's translation)
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- Part 1 of Stars and Ancient Poems, PVP and Parkour
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Pizza Party: Beginning by TigerTheSpahget for 14Muffinz
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
01 Sep 2024
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Winter in New York brings biting wind and gray slush. But at least the snow is pretty while it falls.
It might be easier for one to enjoy the sight if he’d been reborn with warm blood. Or if he had the luxury of a car heater to warm his hands while he steers down busy downtown streets. Instead, one can let his fingers numb in favor of zipping past the traffic of yellow cabs.
Raphael is a pizza delivery guy, Donna (short for Donatello) and Mikan (Michelangelo) hunt for supplies to fortify their home from the upcoming winter, and Leonardo goes out by day to study for his dream to become a best selling author and save his family from the cold.
April O’Niel, an english major, studies in order to become the renowned journalist she imagines as her future self. What can she say? Pizza is her favorite brain food.
Casey Jones always forgets to lock the dumpster. Hopefully no critters get in.
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Peri has failed as a godparent. He writhes in the consequences. He fully believes he is about to die.
(Takes place during the finale episode of season one of A New Wish, before the main characters find out what happened to Peri)
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Not A Soldier by TigerTheSpahget
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
27 Mar 2024
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Pale moonlight lit the shores of the distant island, Pabu, where two brothers slept and one lie restless. A bale of turtle eggs stirred in the brisk night air, the baker began her daily chores, and the moon-yos chirped to eachother through the trees. The world kept turning and dawn approached. The young boys, however reluctant or frustrated, tired or distrusting, curious or scared, would make it through this… maybe not as soldiers, but as survivors. As family.
(Clone cadets Stak, Deke, and Mox are brought to Pabu, where they are safe. They try to adjust to this new life they’ve been so generously given. With support from their new companions, each struggle on their own to find their place in it all.)
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- Part 10 of Miscellaneous Star Wars Fics
Recent series
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Stars and Ancient Poems, PVP and Parkour by TigerTheSpahget
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Parkour Civilization (Web Series), PVP Civilization (Web Series), The Tale of Sinuhe, The Tale of Sinuhe (Ancient Egyptian Literature & Mythology)
07 Feb 2025
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Fics from my Evboverse in chronological order
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- Bookmarks:
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Miscellaneous Star Wars Fics by TigerTheSpahget (orphan_account), TigerTheSpahget
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
27 Mar 2024
- Words:
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- Works:
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Change with the Tides by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Mar 2025
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Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.
His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.
Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.
It was a ship!
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After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.
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- English
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Bookmarked by TigerTheSpahget
10 Aug 2025
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LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ
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Tired Champion by DylesFavorite
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
14 Oct 2024
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Mid-Canon between Movies 1 & 2
//AU: Seawatt comes back to Parkour Civilization with Evbo, instead of unleashing the Parkour VillainSeawatt is watching EMF and Evbo train, as per agreement to avoid Parkour Prison time for almost sabotaging the civilization for a second time.
Things go horribly wrong after Evbo overdoes it, failing one of his jumps and ultimately fainting. -
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by starstrucksun
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
13 Oct 2024
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Master jumps into the void first and finds themself in the strange, mysterious civilization unknown to the rest of Parkour Civilization. They just don't expect to see a familiar face.
Bookmarked by TigerTheSpahget
13 Oct 2024
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The aftermath of Plan 99. The Marauder that night is far from a pretty scene.
Bookmarked by TigerTheSpahget
19 Sep 2024
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Dev doesn't have many thoughts about being a clone. Other kids are born in a different, less cool and less expensive way, but he’s known for about as long as he can remember. It's just as regular as anything else to him.
Hazel didn't even think cloning was real before she met Dev, so it's natural she has a lot of questions. Unfortunately her questions end up pushing Dev into a kind of spiral.
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Something in him bristles and he’s not entirely sure what or why. “I’m not a mutant, Hazel.” He snaps.
“Are you sure?”
She doesn't mean anything by it. She’s just curious, excited, but something about the question twists in his stomach. Is he sure? Of course. Why wouldn't he be sure?
Bookmarked by TigerTheSpahget
13 Sep 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Really awesome concept of Dev being a clone of his father. Super interesting and I hope I can see it explored more.