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Without any more assignments coming from Downstairs, Crowley is struck with a bad case of the doldrums.
It takes a bit of trial and error, but eventually a solution is found.
(Or: the one where Crowley becomes an Uber driver.)
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03 Jan 2026
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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03 Jan 2026
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"The man standing in front of him is an affront to humanity. Dark eyebags, hunched figure, crumpled T-shirt paired with blank eyes and pale skin.
The man—thing? —then shuffles forward. Light looks down and immediately regrets it. The thing’s barefoot toes squelch on the hardwood floor which Light had just taken the liberty to sweep. He vows to himself to never do any good deed for anyone ever again.
Smile, Yagami, the voice in his head says."
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or: Light is a part-time barista, and L is his mysterious customer. They take an interest in each other.
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06 Dec 2025
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Plaiting a dark red love-knot (into her long black hair) by NotLonelyJustAlone
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)
30 Jun 2023
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“You’re the best cook amongst my friends and I have a reason to learn.” She beamed at him.
“Some sort of E. coli outbreak in all the restaurants in Seireitei?”
“What?”
“Never mind.” He eyed her and decided he wasn’t going to follow his cue until he’d had coffee. He almost started with ‘fine’ but caught himself; she’d hold it against him as him ‘agreeing’. “Why do you want to learn all of a sudden?”
“Renji and I are going to get married.”
“And that means you have to learn to cook?” he checked.
She scowled at him.
“Oh, right. Congratulations,” he said, very dryly. “Like everyone didn’t see that one coming years ago.” It still broke his brain a bit. Their house would never have a moment of peace unless all within had been rendered unconscious.
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20 Oct 2025
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One ficlet per day of February focusing on the developing relationship between Kurosaki Ichigo and Urahara Kisuke.
I'm not sure how to tag for "two characters pretty much aware of a romantic relationship developing between them and definitely aware of their own feelings just savoring the journey of getting there" but that's what I'm going for. Bonus worldbuilding headcanons incorporated throughout.
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19 Oct 2025