TooDamnManyShadows
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It’s miserably *human* to get attached to things. Disgustingly, revoltingly human. If Alastor could tear it out of himself he would, but it’s hard cutting through roots that have had years to grow strong and fester.
Perhaps he should have brought more than a knife to the bark of a tree.
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01 Jan 2026
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Lucifer has to say, Angel Dust's prideful offence at Alastor's lack of interest in him is amusing... or it would be, if the spider didn't insist on making it his problem.
Sure, he could tempt Alastor into his bed easily enough! But his heart has a bad habit of growing attached, and does he really want to risk falling in love with The Radio Demon, of all people?! Over a dumb bet with Hazbin Hotel's resident Porn Star?
... Turns out, the answer to that is: Yes, he would. Apparently.
He will...
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- Part 6 of An Orchard Of (Radio)Apples
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20 Dec 2025
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Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.
Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!
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09 Dec 2025
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After capturing Lucifer in episode 7, Vox gets pulled away on business before he can connect him to the Might of Lilith... giving Lucifer and Alastor a stolen moment to chat. Alastor has a request - and a promise of something in return.
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07 Dec 2025
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Lucifer's Guide to Learning New Skills (No Liability Assumed!) by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
04 Mar 2025
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The learning curve is steep when you live in hell and try to change your ways for the better.
So steep, it can be scary and nauseating. Better hold on tight to one another and take one step after another.Series will have Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss crossovers and Stolitz and Appleradio as the main pairings.
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Bookmarked by TooDamnManyShadows
06 Dec 2025