UsernamesAreAMortifyingOrdeal
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Poetry about post canon Tula
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Mistaken for Wizardry by UsernamesAreAMortifyingOrdeal
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
20 Jun 2024
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Jaces level in wizard fic
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Jamie/Horatio bodyswap fic by UsernamesAreAMortifyingOrdeal for Lesbian_daydreamer
Fandoms: Original Work
11 Jul 2023
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POV Eurydice by UsernamesAreAMortifyingOrdeal
Fandoms: Hadestown - Mitchell, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
24 Sep 2021
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This is how I imagine she felt as Orpheus lead her out of the Underworld. It's a blend of Hadestown and 2 of my favorite versions of the myth.
One where Orpheus isn't allowed to tell her that he can't turn around, and one where she falls on her way out and he turns to help her up because he loves her so much
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Based on the Tumblr prompt @writing-prompt-s: Your girlfriend would do anything for you. Unfortunately as a knight from a medieval fantasy realm she tends to accomplish these tasks with sword and armour donned. Now she has gone a step further and decided to vanquish your tryannical liege. Your Boss.
One of the main characters uses neopronouns, if you dislike that do us both a favor and stay away from me and my works :)
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Old Habits Die Hard, Bad Habits Return, But I Think We'll Get There Eventually by Fuyufuyuhi
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03 Jan 2026
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After taking down Shroud alongside his unlikely team of misfits, Robert Robertson III—Mecha Man—finds himself at a crossroads he can no longer ignore.
With Shroud behind bars, a team to manage, and a city slowly stitching itself back together, he is left with something unfamiliar: space to think. And in that space, he becomes aware of things he used to push aside—things he never had the capacity, or the willingness, to look at before.
That being said, fifteen years of survival instincts, quiet self-destruction, and compulsive overwork have carved habits into him deeper than scars.But for the first time in years, he’s willing to try doing things differently.
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Astarion is in need of a protector, and who better than a man who became a devil to save a woman he didn't know? How much further would he go for someone he did know? Astarion resolves to seduce Wyll before Karlach can.
Except Wyll has his own infernal problems, which Astarion is dragged kicking and screaming into caring about, and worse, worse is the growing realization his feelings for Wyll might be genuine.
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Bookmarked by UsernamesAreAMortifyingOrdeal
01 Dec 2025
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You are ULDER RAVENGARD.
Your son is completely besotted with his fiancé, but you can’t figure out the appeal. He’s spoiled, and petty, and seems chiefly concerned with draining the Ravengard coffers. You are, frankly, at your wits’ fucking end.
Surely the only solution is to declare an INSANE SECRET WAR on him before he can ruin the MIDWINTER'S EVE BALL. This cannot possibly backfire.
[A choose-your-own-adventure Astarion son-in-law simulator. Happy Holidays! Or possibly the opposite of that.]
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14 Nov 2025
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Trevor looked straight at the woman and managed to lock eyes with her, “Are you alright? Do you have any family nearby you can stay with?”
“I’m-” started the woman.
The prick cut her off, “This is business of the church, there is no need for you to be here.”
“Business of the church? How is a burning home business of the church?” inquired Trevor with a little bite in his voice as he gestured to said home.
“It was the den of a witch, the land needed to be cleansed.”
Trevor stilled, fortunately, no one seemed to notice.
“I am not a witch! I am a doctor! It’s all science!” pleaded the woman. She was on her knees and looked visibly distressed.
“Doctor, did the church burn your home?” asked Trevor very slowly glaring hard at the prick and his goons.Soulmate AU with Trevor in the right place at the right time.