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I’ll crown your inner child with laurel by acuteguwu
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
21 May 2023
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“I didn’t get my education in the best culinary school of France for some mediocre apprentice to tell me how to cook my dishes.”
“Just shut it, Chuuya, and salt your goddamn béchamel.”(AU in which Dazai and Chuuya are both competing in the famous culinary contest, but it's more about childhood traumas and attempts to fix them with adult lovestories.)
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mors vincit omnia: Latin for "death conquers all"
Chuuya has been repeatedly told that he is a loose canon. He doesn’t understand the full extent of that truth, however, until he’s tasked with arresting Dazai Osamu…and he ends up joining him on a treasure hunt instead.
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teenage nightmares commit atrocities by forever_wandering
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Apr 2023
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“Tsushima Shuuji,” Chuuya reads out loud. “A bright, optimistic young man with a pep in his step and a zest for life. Hang on–is this referring to you?”
“Unfortunately,” Dazai laments, sighing dramatically. “You just got away with ‘science nerd’ and ‘soccer player,’ but I’m supposed to be an artist! I hate art! It’s useless!”
“Shut the fuck up. That’s not the problem here. You? A ‘zest for life?’ Looking forward to each new morning? Hah! Rimbaud would sooner come back to life.”
Dazai turns to Chuuya with the barest facsimile of a smile painted over his lips.
“I,” he says sweetly, “am going to gut you open like a fish.”
Dazai and Chuuya are seasoned mafiosos at the ripe old age of almost-seventeen. They’ve fought gang wars, interrogated prisoners, and done all manner of unspeakable things. Now, they face their greatest challenge yet: going (undercover) to a real high school. With regular teens (who may or may not be desperately trying to get them to kiss).
One thing’s for sure: this school is unprepared for the absolute calamity that is Double Black.Written for the SKK Big Bang 2022 feat. art by videogamelover99 & beta'ed by Airini.
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Can I Help You? -- Or, The Hilariously Ironic Yet Accidentally Romantic Tale Of The Bookshop Cashier Who Never Read And The Literature Major Who Couldn’t Stop by EuGrace
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Jan 2022
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“Can I help you?” Chuuya said, not moving from his position or even putting down his phone. (Just because he has to look over the store today doesn’t mean he has to be employee of the month).
Dazai pursed his lips. “I .. had a hold on a Centennial copy of Ernest Hemingway’s The Sun Also Rises but I can’t find it in the back.”
“The century copy of who now?”
Dazai’s silent groan from earlier came back as an internal scream.
Or, Yet Another Soukoku Bookshop College AU, But This Time It’s Written By An English Major