Whatsrectangularisround
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Crash landing by Whatsrectangularisround
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
25 Jan 2026
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Phil Lester has lived on earth for about two years now. He’d woken up dazed and confused lying in a field, his spaceship damaged beyond repair.
Phil is an alien stranded on earth, he has to learn how to be human and fit into human society if he doesn't want to be discovered and possibly suffer a horrible fate.
Inspired by the phantasy calendar
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He tells himself he's going to work, he tells his wife he's going to work. His son still won't speak to him.
He doesn't work, it's only Whizzer Brown, it's Whizzer Brown until Whizzer Brown decides he's done.
A Marvin character study
(NOT discontinued, currently in the progress of editing this to hell mainly correcting grammar mistakes, new chapter soon I hope)
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A letter to her deceased ex lover twenty years after his passing. Trina mourns and copes with the loss of her ex husband.
A Trina character study focusing on well... everything surrounding her and Marvin
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Silver Arrows To The Heart by evermorepeyton
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
21 Oct 2025
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Phil loves his life, he loves being a Mercedes Formula 1 driver and he loves being PJ’s teammate, friend and neighbor. He loves the routine he has going on. He lives in a perfect bubble.
But now that bubble is about to burst when the news that PJ is leaving Mercedes hit the tabloids. And worst of all, his replacement is Red Bull’s two-time world champion Daniel Howell, who has a reputation for having a little bit of an ego.
Phil isn’t exactly happy about this.
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Bookmarked by Whatsrectangularisround
04 Feb 2026
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Absolutely gorgeous work that I will patiently be awaiting updates for. What a great and beautifully written au. <3
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A house, a wife, a kid and a well-paying job: Marvin is living the American Dream in the New York of the 70s. So why is he so goddamn unhappy?
That is, until one fateful encounter with Jason’s new camp counsellor brings up long suppressed feelings and a series of self-discovery (both figuratively and literally).
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The growing up, the falling down
The throwing up, the shame
The silent prayers, the nausea
The gameBookmarked by Whatsrectangularisround
22 Oct 2022
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Wowowowow
I heart character studies this one is gorgeous mwah
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"Its because you're an Aries, fire and wind are great together.”
Bookmarked by Whatsrectangularisround
30 Nov 2022
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Wowowow kinda character study yeahh
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A collection of drabbles, based on askbox prompts. [This was 300 words or less but as I started doing dialogue ones that were 500 words, we're putting this all in one place.] One drabble per chapter! This is an on-going series so feel free to jump in and out wherever!
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I'll tell you all how the story ends (it ain't about all the friends you've made) by ThatOneGirlBehindYou
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Feb 2023
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There's a case missing at the London Police's headquarters.
They've stopped looking for it, and few even remember it, though it was quite famous in its day. Oficially, it's the murder of Jonah Bouchard, his brother James and wife Delilah, and the mysterious disappearance of their two sons, Elias Bouchard, and Jonathan Sims.
But that's only where the story starts.
Bookmarked by Whatsrectangularisround
03 Aug 2024
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That one family au fic where Jon is an eldritch horror monster but also a 6 year old little shit