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    He needs to move, maybe get Rozanov’s attention before he loses his nerves.

    And then the room tilts. His vision narrows, red light smearing into pink and white streaks. Shane staggers. The beer slips from his fingers. It shatters, foam splashing his shoes, glass skittering away. His knees give out like someone kicked him, and his hands shoot forward to hold himself upright.

    His left palm lands in broken glass, though he doesn't feel it. What he notices is the certainty that everyone sees, that they can smell him—something sour and wrong. His scent, despite patches and care, has turned exposed.

    OR: What if we took the club scene from episode 4 and had Shane collapse from experiencing Omega Rejection Syndrome after seeing Ilya dancing with someone else?

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    24 May 2026

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    The first time it happened, it was an accident. Self-defense. After being cornered outside the club, Shane and Ilya have no choice but to take a life to protect themselves. But once they surprisingly get away with it, Shane and Ilya soon realize that they find a certain thrill when it comes to watching each other commit murder.

    or:
    Shane and Ilya are serial killers

    COMPLETE

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    24 May 2026

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    “Did J.J. try to set you up with that guy?” Hayden asked.

    Shane nodded, then frowned. "Why didn't you, like, discourage him?"

    "That dude sounded perfect for you.” Hayden immediately held his hands up as outrage flashed across Shane’s features. “What? I just think you can do better!”

    Shane’s mouth dropped open.

    “For fuck’s sake, Hayden.”

    Hayden laughed as he crossed the room and dropped down onto the bench beside him, nudging Shane’s arm with his elbow.

    “I’m kidding. Mostly. Besides-”

    Shane closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose.

    “It’s not funny.”

    “Hey,” Hayden said in a conciliatory tone, though there was no real apology in it. “Look. I fucking hate the guy, but if he’s what you want…”

    The words chafed. It felt wrong, all wrong, like someone humoring a bad decision. Like of course Shane could do better, should want better. Like it was obvious.

    Shane saw red.

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    24 May 2026

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    "Oh, it looks like you’re doing better! With those scores, I guess we won’t have to meet as often anymore." Shane was beaming, proudly looking down at the transcript. Ilya’s smile immediately dropped.

    Needless to say, he scored 20 points lower on the next midterm.

    In which popular hockey fuckboy Ilya Rozanov falls madly in love with the university's golden boy Shane Hollander. Somehow, they go from being the talk on campus to becoming that couple.

    Alternatively, my take on the Jock!Ilya x Nerd!Shane trope bc it is desperately underrepresented.

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    24 May 2026

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    Wey estoy enamorada ay que feliz soy y que feliz fui leyendo esto
    NECESITAS VOLVERLO A LEER XQ ILYA SE ENAMORO PRIMERO Y TAMBIEN MAS FUERTE Y AMAMOS AQUI

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    Shane: All this hiding, and we can’t even be together when it really matters?
    Shane: Fuck that. Fuck all of it. I’m coming to Florida.
    Shane: I choose you. Always.

    Ilya: I love you.

    Shane: I love you, too.
    Shane: Are you going to tell me not to come?

    Ilya: Fuck no.
    Ilya: I need you here. Please hurry.

    Shane: I’ll tell the pilot to fly faster ❤️ I’m paying him enough.
    Shane: Don’t drink too much, because we’re going to have a lot of really emotional sex when I get there, and I can’t have your dick going limp on me.

    Ilya: He would NEVER.

    Shane: ❤️

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    Troy: Holy shit.
    Troy: HOLY SHIT.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is naked in your bed.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is NAKED in your bed.

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    23 May 2026

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    Shane’s best birthday isn’t the first birthday as Ilya’s official boyfriend. It wasn’t the birthday when he and Ilya were engaged. Nor the ones that came shortly before a Stanley Cup win.

    Shane's best birthday is the first one where he’s a parent.

    or Shane spends a quiet birthday at the cottage with Ilya and their baby.

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    23 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is being an annoying, horny Snapchat menace.

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    23 May 2026

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    When Maya Hollander has an emergency, she does exactly what her dad always told her to do: call the fire department.

    The problem? The emergency is her Russian homework.

    Or: one phone call, one very confused dad, and an unexpectedly helpful firefighter.

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    23 May 2026

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    It happens in an instant.

    Over Ilya’s shoulder, Shane sees the doctor and Wiebe give each other a look, and in a sudden bout of impatient anxiety, Shane ends up saying the words that come to ruin everything.

    “Don’t touch me.”

    The effect is instantaneous. Ilya’s hands fly to his sides, and Shane gets a front row seat as Ilya’s heart breaks before his very eyes. Eyes dimming and lips trembling in slow, painful technicolor.

    It causes Shane’s heart to break, too, and he vows, immediately, never to see such a look cross his husband’s face again.

    OR Shane embarks on a mission to heal his husband’s heart, one PDA at a time.

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    22 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Me gustó mucho como se aman y lloran en este fic es muy lindo

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    ""Is it weird to produce a lot of precum"

    The cursor blinks impatiently for Shane to type enter. Finger hovering over the laptop keyboard. Eyes moving rapidly across the screen, heart rate ticking up. A deep breath and then he presses the elusive key."

    or Shane's previous hookups have told him he gets "too wet" and he's doing everything he can to hold onto Ilya.

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    22 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are wrapping up the end of their first full summer as a married couple. They have just celebrated their first year wedding anniversary, there is no impending doom. Their friends know, their family knows, their fans know, whoever cares to know, knows. They are playing for the same team once again, when the season starts. And they are happy. There is nothing to fear. No practice to get to. For now they get to rest. Just them, in their home, with each other.

    Or

    A day in Shane and Ilya's domestic life full of conversations, teasing, and adoration in three parts, (late) morning, evening and night.

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    22 May 2026

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    ESPN@ESPN_updates: Hockey MVP Ilya Rozanov engaged to long-term partner. The three-time Stanley cup…read more

    u/pookiebear replying u/ollypoppy: I’m not even surprised. Rozy has homewrecker energy 🤭

    In light of an announcement from their favorite hockey player, fans do a deep dive and find that Shane and Ilya have an interesting history.

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    21 May 2026

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    Need more pf this

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    Then Ilya reached over and gently tapped Logan’s nose. “You never told us what you wished for.”

    Logan’s eyes widened immediately. “Oh.”

    Shane smiled softly. “You know, when you blew out your candles?”

    For a moment Logan looked suspicious, like perhaps wishes were classified information. Then he leaned closer dramatically. “I wished for Isla.”

    Silence.

    Shane blinked. “…Who’s Isla, baby?”

    Logan looked at him like this should’ve been obvious. “My baby.”

    Or Shane and Ilya give Logan the sibling he wished for on his third birthday.

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    21 May 2026

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    Ilya gripped the envelope tighter. “The MVP,” he began slowly, still staring directly at Shane, “is…”

    Another pain slammed into Shane so hard his vision whited out.

    “…Shane Hollander.”

    The room exploded with cheers and applause . People rising to their feet.

    Shane barely heard any of it. His father hugged him first. Then Yuna. “Sweetheart,” she whispered against his ear, “you don’t look well. I don’t think you should be going up there alone..”

    He couldn’t answer. He stood carefully. Ignoring the concerned look both of his parents threw his way.

    The pressure between his hips was unbearable now. Every step toward the stage felt wrong. Painful. Wet. Why was it wet?

    Or Shane goes into labor at the NHL awards with a son they didn’t even know existed.

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    21 May 2026

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    The pounding on the door is what jolts Shane awake. Instinctively he tries to jump to his feet and rush to get it, but a heavy weight around his torso and on top of his legs prevents him from moving. As consciousness slowly returns to him, breaking through the haze of his hangover—and possible still-drunken state—he realizes that he is being held by Rozanov.

    “Shane Hollander, open the door, now!”

    “Oh my god, oh my fucking god. Jesus fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking hell. That is my fucking mother.”

    OR

    After getting drunk at the 2016 NHL Awards, Shane Hollander wakes up married to Ilya Rozanov

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    20 May 2026

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    Me encantan los fic donde se casan en las Vegas drunk af

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    ILYA:
    No one is allowed to question the bride on her wedding day!! You just do what I say!!

    TROY:
    How is that different from literally every other day?

    Or: it's Hollanov wedding day!

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    20 May 2026

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    “Oh shit.”

    Shane looked up, turned his head to where J.J. was sat across the aisle. The blue glow of his phone lit up the too-wide whites of his eyes staring down intently at whatever was on his screen. Shane’s stomach lurched again, anticipating a sudden stop his body hadn’t quite caught up to yet.

    “The Centaurs’ plane crashed in Tampa.”

    There was a moment where everything was still moving, where Shane and the world were still spinning at the same speed they both always had, and then it all came crashing down. Shane wasn’t sure whether it was him that had stopped, or the world around him, but either way, in a matter of seconds the distance between himself and the bus he had only a moment ago been sitting in became staggeringly, dizzyingly vast.

     

    The Centaur's emergency landing plays out a little bit worse, and Shane is left with the harsh reality of the cost of loving Ilya in secret.

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    20 May 2026

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    NHL Updates @NHLUpdates
    Montreal captain Shane Hollander begs for information about a mysterious “Boston Lily” who he’s been secretly dating for six years, sparking a viral movement to reunite the pair. Full story below.

    metrooos @hockleberry
    guys I think we might have to lock the fuck in????? #FindBostonLily

    --OR--

    Amnesiac!Shane knows that he's in love, but not who he's in love with. The internet vows to assist.

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    19 May 2026

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    Shane of ALL the kids in the world mine had to go and pick a fight with that of one of the asshole attorneys from the 16th floor
    Hayden is she hot?
    Shane dude
    Hayden sorry force of habit
    Hayden is he hot

    or: two equally stubborn single dads headbutt over a playground fight

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    18 May 2026

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    Ilya had told Shane to leave because they needed space - they needed some room to catch their breath so they could talk about things properly. So they could say sorry and fix the mess they had made. But one day apart stretched into two, into three, into a week, and suddenly Shane was on the other end of the phone, saying, ”Maybe this isn’t going to work, Ilya.”

    At least Ilya is good at that part; he’s an expert in being left behind.

     

    (Or, Ilya and Shane breakup. Then the Centaurs’ plane almost crashes.)

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    18 May 2026

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