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honesty is such a lonely word by chrysaliseater
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Sep 2020
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Liu Qingge insists on guarding Shen Qingqiu while he's being held in the Water Prison, Shen Qingqiu goes to trial, and the Old Palace Master tries to force his hand by using a truth-finding artifact. The results aren't what anyone was expecting.
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07 Jan 2026
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Lando saw one message—“which gives off more engagement ring energy: diamond, gold, or platinum?”—from his best mate, his ride-or-die, his official roommate and teammate Oscar… and instantly spiralled into a full-blown identity crisis, an emotional implosion, and possibly a parallel dimension where nothing made sense anymore.
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03 Jan 2026
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I Took a While to Find You, Mi Amor. by deletedaccountjustkiddingunless for littlefroggyfairy
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
24 May 2025
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Charles Leclerc has been losing all year. On track? Disaster. Ferrari strategy? A philosophical experiment in pain. His AO3 haven? Under siege.
The Landoscar tag is exploding and Charles—longtime, definitely platonic, definitely normal consumer of Lestappen fanfic—has had enough. To protect the tag (and his fragile sanity), he convinces Max Verstappen to fake-date him.
It’s supposed to be strategic. It was supposed to be subtle. And maybe, just maybe, the greatest love story AO3 has ever seen. If Charles doesn’t cry first. Or crash. Or both.
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31 Dec 2025
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George gets stuck as a tiny, adorable cat. It’s just his luck that Max Verstappen is the one who finds him.
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23 Dec 2025
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Charles is extremely allergic to bees. Max is constantly being traumatised.
5 times Charles gets stung and goes into anaphylaxis, and 1 time he doesn't.
(Plus, six key moments in their relationship).
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- English
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- 6/6
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17 Dec 2025
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Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Kimi. by deletedaccountjustkiddingunless
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
07 May 2025
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Oliver Bearman has a tattoo on his wrist that says “AA.” Soulmate identifier. Could be initials, could be a location, could be a cursed acronym for “Absolutely Alcoholics” — who knows? Not Ollie. Definitely not Ollie. He’s been on a whole chaotic quest, dragging his best friend Kimi Antonelli along for the ride. Problem is, Ollie’s dumb. Like, monumentally dumb. Because if he had two brain cells to rub together, he might’ve realised “AA” doesn’t stand for anything except the boy who's been calling him pretty and colour-coded since day one.
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17 Dec 2025
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Charles Leclerc
[link: Charles_Leclerc_On_Date_With_Partner_Max_Bakker]
Lets get marriedMax Verstappen
Sometimes I get very concerned about you
Like you’re the kind of person where if you came to me one day and said “Max help me hide this body”
I wouldn’t be surprisedCharles Leclerc
Would you??Max Verstappen
I just said I wouldn’t be.Charles Leclerc
No, would you help me hide the body
DumbassOr: Max and Charles try to come out. No one believes them.
They take drastic measures.
OR: 5 times nobody believed Max and Charles are together, and 1 time they do.
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- 6/6
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20 Nov 2025
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Have You Ever Tasted Brake Fluid? by deletedaccountjustkiddingunless
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
16 Apr 2025
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In a world where everyone has their soulmate’s first words to them tattooed on their skin, Oscar Piastri grows up hoping for something poetic — only to find “Have you ever tasted brake fluid?” inked under his collarbone.
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16 Nov 2025
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"Second," Max continues, "You're so dramatic, you should have to walk home, actually, if you're going to be–"
"Fine, I will," Charles juts his chin out.
"Fine. I can’t believe I’m in love with someone who likes Cocoa Puffs. I hope you enjoy walking home weighed down by the knowledge that you’re eating trash for breakfast," Max huffs, swiveling the cart around.
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Or, when Max first tells Charles he's in love with him, it's 3 a.m and they're in the middle of the cereal aisle at a 24-hour grocery store.Bookmarked by achingaster
13 Nov 2025
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In which Merlin wakes up and chooses violence, and decides not to rethink that choice.
Or: Merlin realizes that, if he's going to keep Arthur safe and keep his magic a secret, he will have to get a little bit physical. Arthur has to rethink everything in existence when he's suddenly forced to confront the fact that Merlin can fight, and is in fact, bloody dangerous
Or: The author randomly thought "Murder Twink Merlin" while re-watching the show, and decided it was his mission in life to make that a tag.
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- Part 1 of Murder Twink! Merlin
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05 Nov 2025
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AU where soulmates can’t lie to each other.
(That’s okay, Merlin wasn’t planning to lie to Arthur anyways! Haha.. ha.. ha…)
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- English
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04 Nov 2025
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yourself or someone like you by suzukiblu
Fandoms: My Adventures with Superman (Cartoon), Superboy (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
18 May 2024
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"Crap!" the food truck worker shrieks in alarm. "Don't hurt him, Superman, he's just a kid!"
Clark . . . pauses, then looks up from the kid that he is currently pinning into the street as said kid struggles underneath him.
"'Hurt him'?" he asks in reflexive confusion, and then realizes how batting a teenager around like a person-shaped cat toy and pinning him to the street hard enough to crack it probably actually looks to an outside observer.
. . . um.
Whoops.
"Um," he starts awkwardly, and then the kid slips his pin while he's distracted and throws his arms around his neck with a gleeful laugh and a bright grin.
"Dad!" he crows triumphantly, and hugs Clark harder than literally anyone has ever hugged him before.
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“For those of you who just transferred into this class or simply decided that day one wasn’t important enough to attend, I’m Professor Hale. Welcome to English 346, The American Novel.”
Stiles is pretty sure his mouth is hanging open right now and that his eyes are wide with shock, because holy fuck, he thinks he knows why his students transferred. Hell, if he was still an undergrad, he probably would have transferred, too.
(Or: In which Stiles is a Biology professor and Derek thinks he's a student.)
Note: French translation by the lovely enso-infinite now available (link inside)!
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- Part 1 of Academia AU
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- English
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- 10,054
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- 1/1
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22 Oct 2025
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The Dawn Will Break Before You by thepartyresponsible
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Batman - All Media Types
28 Apr 2018
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“Okay, heartbreaker,” he says, “how much to put the tires back on the car?”
Jason rolls his eyes and gestures at him with the lug wrench. “Why don’t I just beat you up and steal your money? Is this the first time you’ve been to a bad part of town? Don’t show me your wallet, asshole. Come on.”
The man heaves a heavy, aggrieved sigh and starts pulling out bills. “Five hundred?” He tries. “Six? We can go to an ATM.”
“You are mugging yourself,” Jason says, oddly impressed. “Holy shit.”
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- 12,603
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- 1/1
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- 664
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10 Oct 2025
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“kill them with kindness” wrong. CAR. by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
29 Jan 2025
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Bruce, like every self-respecting young Gothamite did, pretended to be a decent human being for as long as he was in the presence of his driving instructors. It’s been years and hundreds of speeding tickets since then, and that’s without even mentioning his handling of the Batmobile.
Now, it’s Dick’s turn. Having just turned sixteen, he can finally apply for a driver’s license (legally). The problem?
Dick, who basically grew up in the front seat of the Batmobile, has no benchmark for what is considered ‘normal’ driving.
Alternatively; Dick Grayson is finally allowed to take his driving test. There are casualties involved.
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- Part 10 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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- English
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- 3,470
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- 1/1
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09 Oct 2025
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“So!” Dick says with great fanfare, throwing himself across Bruce’s designated chair with nary a care in the world.
The Justice League look on with a mix of befuddled awe, like they’ve never seen a child dressed up like a traffic light before. Which they haven't. Bruce mentally steels himself as Dick clears his throat. “Why am I here, you ask? Well, when two people love one another very, very much-”
“You’re adopted.” Bruce says.
Or; Bruce lets Dick attend a Justice League meeting on the Watchtower. Bruce has regrets.
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- Part 2 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 1 of Platinum Tier Fics (personal favourites)
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- English
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09 Oct 2025
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love is being stupid together by suzukiblu
Fandom: DCU, DCU (Comics), Reign of the Supermen (2019), Superboy (Comics), Superman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
19 Oct 2025
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“You had my baby?” Superman asks, tilting in the air and still staring at Experiment Thirteen, as if he's somehow forgotten both how much kryptonite Lex owns and how much kryptonite he keeps specifically in this office. “While I was dead. You had my baby while I was dead.”
. . . alright then, Lex thinks again, both eyebrows raising this time.
“I really wouldn’t put it that way, personally,” he says. “Also, I don’t recall saying it was in any way yours.”
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29 Sep 2025
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it's not rare, doesn't make it less depressing by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
19 Aug 2025
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More blood slides down his legs, and he doesn’t even care. He kicks off his briefs and the sopping overfull pad and lets himself bleed onto the sheets, because fuck it, this is far from the worst thing spilled on his bed and Armand had the good sense to invest in a mattress protector after his first week of visits.
Apparently not enough sense for any other kind of protection, Daniel thinks sourly. Fucking asshole.
or: Daniel has a miscarriage.
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The chaotic neutral’s guide to time travel by DancingInTheStorm
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Aug 2020
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“You claim you are from the future,” Nedzu said, hopping onto his desk. “Do you have anything to prove this?”
Hitoshi fished around in his pocket. “Here’s my hero license,” he said, holding it up.
Nedzu opened his mouth, but Hitoshi kept right on going, producing a handful of odds and ends from his pocket. “Also a movie ticket, some dryer lint, some, uh, didn’t know I still had that but it’s old gum—“
That was when Aizawa walked in, capture weapon floating around him. “What’s the emergency?” he asked, clipped, as he kicked open the door.
“—and the left arm of a Deku plushie,” Hitoshi finished, unruffled. “My cat ate the rest.”
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- Part 10 of DancingInTheStorm’s BNHA fics
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- English
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- 379
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- 20,128
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04 Jun 2025
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Better Jeanist by laurenshappenstobemyhusband for zhaojiangui143
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Jul 2020
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As Katsuki stood to receive his second place award at the Best Jeanist award ceremony, it finally came to him. How he could finally get his revenge on Best Jeanist for being a prick all those years ago.
I'll beat him at his own denim game. I'll be the best fucking jeanist in the heroic's world and take his jitle right from under him.
OR: Katsuki's journey to make Best Jeanist's life a living hell by becoming the jean legend he was born to be.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,045
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 14
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- 287
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- 4,798
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04 Jun 2025