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Doofenshmirtz gets a mysterious postcard, summoning him to a mysterious warehouse. Well, Perry the Platypus never showed up and he’s bored. Might as well accept the invitation.
Or, a villain thinks he’s found Doof’s weakness (and the fallout thereof)
(or or, when did these two start hanging out after work?)
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Vampires have always been like bears. Distant, but normal, living alongside human history. Then there were more of them. And then the world ended.
It’s been thirty years since the world came to Blood-End, and Tommy of Berg wants nothing more than to become a vampire, a nomadic traveler in the world they have left. Philza, one of Berg’s vampiric patrons, would love to have him along on their travels and make him Coven.
Their respective favorite people are dead-set against this.
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“You’re the Angel of Death.”
It wasn’t a question. Phil still nodded.
“Yes, master. I have been called that.”
“I need a slave like you. I have a new acquisition that can’t seem to understand where he belongs in the hierarchy here. Hotheaded from his past, I imagine. You don’t have a past, do you?”
“No, master.”
“Good boy. I’ll have my man take you to him. Talk some sense into him. Take as long as you need. Days, weeks, I don’t care. I want him to heel at my word. Understand?”
“Yes, master. I can do that.” Phil wished he didn’t know who his master was talking about.
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“Technoblade, let me kill you!”
“No?”
“I will. Wilbur thinks he’s going to do it, but really I am.”
“That’s nice Tommy.”
“You don’t believe me?” Tommy glared as Wilbur snickered.
“Honestly?” He glanced up the table. “My money’s on Phil. That or old age.”
Phil cocked his head and smiled, eyes turning to slits. Wilbur could almost pass for human since his dark hair hid his facial feathers, and Tommy looked disconcertingly cherubic with his grey downy wings, but the Crowfather was altogether Other.
Tommy grabbed for Techno’s hand, and Techno stepped around to his other side, taking the hand that wasn’t fitted with a razor taped to the palm. Wilbur laughed again.
That’s when the sirens went off.
//Villain family Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy decide that Normal College Student Technoblade is both a part of the family and a really good target for murder attempts. The worst any of them have to worry about is the odd knife or disinterested victim. But there's a Nightmare on its way.
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Jonny thinks love is for nerds but he’s about to play himself
His friends are too fun
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Arthur and John have been captured by someone all too familiar. Kayne comes to their rescue not suspecting the depths of the trap set up for him.
Bookmarked by andthentherewere
14 Nov 2025
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He’s able to get the words “You wouldn’t believe the line at Larry’s, it was to the curb—” out before his gaze catches on something huge. He stares and his grin freezes and his brain does this funny thing like it’s been stalled.
It’s tall and sharp and black and has too many angles and too many shadows, and Noel feels that old, familiar primal sensation of fear run through his entire body.
He drops the sandwiches and grabs the nearest object in one breath, which happens to be a cookbook and throws it with all his strength at the creature standing too close, way too close to Arthur.
___Noel's pretty calm when it comes to most things. He knows how to keep that voice, the little panicky one that pops up when he gets anxious, quiet. Will that cool demeanor remain intact when he visits the boys and sees something he wasn't meant to, something that reminds him of his past?
Bookmarked by andthentherewere
12 Nov 2025
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Now with a body of his own, John finds himself dwelling on certain thoughts that he once avoided. In particular: the nature of the act of consuming. The mortal need for sustenance. Some of the things they’ve had to do to survive… and his own, newly-made corporeal form, that has gone so perfectly untouched by them all.
In the end, he comes to one very simple conclusion. He wants visible proof of everything he's survived, and he wants to give something back to his friend. There's one easy way for him to have both.
Bookmarked by andthentherewere
12 Nov 2025
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Your Roots, I Hold, in the Palm of My Hand by SeerOfTime for Marix_Moon
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
16 Feb 2025
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In the months he had existed in a body of his own, a day had yet to pass without his hair giving him grief in some manner or another—namely, becoming caught on anything and everything.
His arms when he slept.
The bedroom door.
The coat rack.
The kitchen drawers.
The refrigerator.
The bookshelves.
Hell, even Arthur, when they found themselves tangled up with each other more often than not.
It was on one particular afternoon that Arthur brought it up.
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In which John's hair causes him no end of annoyance and Arthur offers a surprisingly simple solution.Bookmarked by andthentherewere
12 Nov 2025
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Reunited in the Dark World, but finding themselves with two separate bodies, John and Arthur realize that neither of them are enjoying the distance.
And, well. John’s body is physical, but it’s malleable enough that they can still make it work. It’s not going to be an elegant rejoining, per se—but anything’s worth it if they can be together again.
Bookmarked by andthentherewere
12 Nov 2025
