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Help, My Hockey Rival Is a Werewolf by NotBescherelle (artemis_red)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Feb 2026
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The best part about vampirism was how it really streamlined Shane’s diet. The worst part was everything else.
Or, Vampire!Shane & Werewolf!Ilya AU. Everything else is (mostly) the same.
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peach fuzz by artemis_red
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
13 Jul 2025
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Aemond grows old and starts to lose his sight. Thankfully, life isn't too bad.
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“So, did you invite Tommas on patrols with you, the times I sent him to replace me?”
Davos froze mid bite. Aeron was watching him, and the look on his face was composed, resigned—as if he were ready for Davos to confess all the sins that had been weighing heavy between them. Davos felt much in the presence of a very venomous snake, and tried desperately to avoid treading too close to it.
“Only a fool would patrol with the enemy,” said Davos.
A young Bracken squire goes missing in the Whispering Woods, and Davos Blackwood is accused of the crime. To clear the Blackwood name, he must go on a quest with ser Aeron Bracken to find the boy, deep in the darkest part of the forest.
Unbeknownst to their families, this is not their first patrol together. Unbeknownst to them, something lurks between the shadows of the trees, and if they are not careful, it may be their last.
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the fishbowl by artemis_red
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
09 Jul 2024
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“While we’re waiting, let’s have some fun.” The man pointed his gun at Luke. “Take off your brother’s pants.”
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fog of war by artemis_red
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
07 Jul 2024
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“There you are.”
Davos Blackwood advanced on him with his sword drawn. The blade was crimson red, and so was the man, completely splattered with the gore of Aeron’s companions. Bracken got into a fighting stance, one hand still propped against the tree.
“I do not actually wish to kill you,” said Bracken. Bloodshed had a way of making all artifice unnecessary. “I’m not saying it will not happen. But I thought you should know.”
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After triggering all-out war, two men reunite at the twilight of the Battle of the Burning Mill.
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HOTD Deposition AU by artemis_red
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, House of the Dragon (TV)
16 Apr 2023
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A collection of fics all taking place in a modern AU where the Targaryens used to be a European monarchy, but were deposed a bit after the French Revolution.
Their descendants are now all rich private citizens instead, living (mostly) peacefully in the 21st century.Generally humorous in tone. Can be read in any order unless otherwise specified, but they are organised in chronological order.
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One day he quits as Kazekage, looks to the horizon, and disappears.
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Bookmarked by artemis_red
30 Jan 2026
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“Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”
“Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”
Hayden stops, so Shane does too.
“You don’t know who that was?”
Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer.
“Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious.
Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”
“At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke.
“He’s a porn star, man.”
“A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?”
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Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.
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Bookmarked by artemis_red
25 Jan 2026
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"You're supposed to smoke over there." Someone said from behind Ilya.
Ilya almost dropped his cigarette. His English was shitty, but he had studied that sentence enough times over the years to understand it immediately. He didn't even think about his words much anymore, but it was impossible to avoid them.
He turned instinctively, and was face to face with Shane fucking Hollander.
Out of almost seven billion people, of course Ilya's soulmate had to be his fated rival. It was almost poetic. Still, Ilya had enough sense to realize just how bad this was.
or, Shane says Ilya's soulmate words. Ilya vows to never speak a word to him to keep him from finding out. They fall in love anyway.
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Bookmarked by artemis_red
25 Jan 2026
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Ancel tries to lock down a contract with the most powerful man at court- King Auguste. Despite his best efforts, Ancel ends up spending most of his time with the King’s boring servant who always wears the same ugly brown jacket.
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- Part 28 of Captive Prince Fanfiction
Bookmarked by artemis_red
30 Nov 2025
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“Ancel, what…?” Berenger starts only to trail off.
Ancel wonders if he looks as insane as he feels. He’s barefoot and barely dressed, the dressing gown gaping open over his bare chest. His face is unpainted and his hair is wild. Is there still a mark on his neck from the knife? Or has that faded like the moment itself has faded. His death- because he knows now, he died- there and gone, and now, inexplicably, he’s back. Back to Varenne, back to Berenger, and none of it has happened.
Yet.
(Or: Ancel gets stuck in a time loop)
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- Part 35 of Captive Prince Fanfiction
Bookmarked by artemis_red
27 Nov 2025