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aria of pride and deceit by asthmaticbee
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
15 Sep 2025
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Once, Pride was the oldest homunculus.
Now he’s the youngest.
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Edward Elric is dying, and his father makes a deal with the devil to save him.
Things spiral from there, because of course they do.
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Previously "the higher we climb, the farther we fall (such pride, such deceit)", changed title to fit better with the naming scheme of the series!
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- Part 2 of songs of war-torn lands
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The Rule of Four (and a toll for thee) by asthmaticbee
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Aug 2025
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After almost a year Ed is no closer to destroying Voldemort's Horcruxes, but at least he's managed to get rid of his grandfather's - he tries to stay optimistic.
Now if only the Death Eaters didn't ruin his summer holidays, and some fuckwit didn't try to get Harry killed. Again.
Oh, and whoever decided hormones are a thing can kindly fuck off.
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Or: Ed dealing with the Triwizard Tournament, teen drama and politics, because the universe hates him and his entire bloodline.
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Barbara Lake thought she had left the war behind her when she cast off her old name to live a human life with her husband.
She doesn't think for a moment that watching the demise of Kanjigar the Courageous is just the first sign that the war has come back to haunt her, much less that her son would be caught right in the middle of it.
It's a good thing that changelings know how to adapt.
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The Truth Will Out (and you will pay your dues) by asthmaticbee
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Apr 2024
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The Truth is this: a Toll is always paid, Something is always gained, and Death is always the end.
Sometimes, people refuse to pay their dues.
But the Truth will out.
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When Edward Elric uses alchemy to save his own life in a collapsed mine shaft, Truth drags him before the Gate and makes him an offer he cannot refuse.
He still resents the fact Truth grouped him with thirteen years old wizards in a magic school, though.
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where daylight shatters and worthy perish (you alone endure the night) by asthmaticbee
Fandoms: Tales of Arcadia (Cartoons)
30 Mar 2024
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"Of all creatures in our worlds, I chose you."
Jim has tried and failed to fix things so many times he has lost count. No matter what he tries, it always goes the same: Killahead is rebuilt, Angor Rot is freed, Gunmar escapes, the Eternal Night begins and ends, the Arcane Order is defeated at too high a cost.
And, no matter what, too many die.
"Destiny is a gift."
A gift Jim has shirked too long, too many times, never learning his lesson.
And so the Fates weave a new tapestry.
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- Part 2 of The Fall of the Titans
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Sokka is born a firebender and taken by the Southern Raiders when he is 9, growing up in the palace as Prince Zuko's royal companion and best friend.
Kya, in turn, survives the last Southern Raid.
This changes both everything and very little.
Now with a Playlist!
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The ways the Elemental Titans finally fall, after many, many tries.
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of elder, stone and cloth (of death, rebirth and closure) by asthmaticbee
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Aug 2025
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Ed dealing with several wannabe immortal bastards that he's connected to more closely than he'd like.
And, in the process, finding himself torn between the world he knows, and the world he comes to love.
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This series has a Playlist!
This series also has a TV Tropes page!
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Edward Elric Fucking With Wizards by asthmaticbee
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Apr 2024
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This is where I throw all my stuff featuring one Edward Elric fucking up the Harry Potter timeline like the walking human disaster tornado he is. Enjoy!
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Do you hear the people sing
Of bloodshed, war and conquest?
Do you hear the drums in your bones
Of death and life and eternity?
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Series of AUs dealing with war and/or alternate backstories for the Elric brothers.
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Harry wasn't sure what to make of the lies Malfoy said about him in candid interviews. What's a guy to do when his enemy outs them for sex they didn't have?
Get even of course.
Bookmarked by asthmaticbee
03 Feb 2026
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The Nightmare Before Christmas Break by annanotherthing for tray_la_la
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2025
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All Harry has to do is get through today, the Ministry Christmas Party, and then go home to a Christmas full of Weasleys, Weasley descendants, and far too much food. It is surprising how many ways one day can go sideways.
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Bookmarked by asthmaticbee
07 Jan 2026
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better off as lovers (and not the other way around) by sascake
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Dec 2025
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“No, I - oh, God.” He buries his face in his hands, and he’ll take muddling his words over looking at Momo’s face in a heartbeat. “I’m asking because - because I’m attracted to him. I’d like a relationship with him, and - and I don’t know if I’d be on a fool’s errand, pursuing someone who doesn’t want that.”
There’s silence. Izuku counts ten, then twenty beats before he lifts his head, and sees Momo staring at him with a stricken expression, all the colour drained from her face. “What?” he says at once, alarmed. “What’s so - did I say something wrong?”
He watches the movement of Momo’s throat as she swallows, gathers herself, and shakes her head. “No,” she manages, and Izuku is taken aback by just how sorrowful one single word is. “You didn’t. It’s just… Izuku, Shouto’s been in love with you since we were fifteen years old.”
Twenty-seven year old Midoriya Izuku is determined to make up for lost time when it comes to pursuing Todoroki Shouto, despite the universe's best attempts to put him through it.
Bookmarked by asthmaticbee
15 Dec 2025
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Pissing someone off is not an accepted love language.
Except, in this case, maybe it is.
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Bookmarked by asthmaticbee
13 Dec 2025
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Brain-damaged by a Dark curse, Harry is seeing auras that no one else can see and visions that don’t come true and speaking Latin instead of English. The Healers want him to go back to normal. Draco Malfoy thinks his future should be different from his past.
Bookmarked by asthmaticbee
03 Dec 2025