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Ghoul Investigator Kaneki Ken wakes up in hospital after going missing for over a month.
Pretty soon, he realizes that he got more from the ordeal than a missing chunk of time and weeks off work.
Or: Tokyo Ghoul if Ken started out as a Dove, and all the mental anguish that entails.
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the heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked by asthmaticbee
Fandoms: Ao no Exorcist | Blue Exorcist
07 Mar 2026
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When Rin wakes up, he swears that something is off.
But surely that's just his imagination.
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aria of pride and deceit by asthmaticbee
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
16 Sep 2025
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Once, Pride was the oldest homunculus.
Now he’s the youngest.
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Edward Elric is dying, and his father makes a deal with the devil to save him.
Things spiral from there, because of course they do.
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Previously "the higher we climb, the farther we fall (such pride, such deceit)", changed title to fit better with the naming scheme of the series!
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- Part 2 of songs of war-torn lands
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The Rule of Four (and a toll for thee) by asthmaticbee
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Aug 2025
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After almost a year Ed is no closer to destroying Voldemort's Horcruxes, but at least he's managed to get rid of his grandfather's - he tries to stay optimistic.
Now if only the Death Eaters didn't ruin his summer holidays, and some fuckwit didn't try to get Harry killed. Again.
Oh, and whoever decided hormones are a thing can kindly fuck off.
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Or: Ed dealing with the Triwizard Tournament, teen drama and politics, because the universe hates him and his entire bloodline.
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Barbara Lake thought she had left the war behind her when she cast off her old name to live a human life with her husband.
She doesn't think for a moment that watching the demise of Kanjigar the Courageous is just the first sign that the war has come back to haunt her, much less that her son would be caught right in the middle of it.
It's a good thing that changelings know how to adapt.
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Sokka is born a firebender and taken by the Southern Raiders when he is 9, growing up in the palace as Prince Zuko's royal companion and best friend.
Kya, in turn, survives the last Southern Raid.
This changes both everything and very little.
Now with a Playlist!
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The ways the Elemental Titans finally fall, after many, many tries.
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of elder, stone and cloth (of death, rebirth and closure) by asthmaticbee
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Aug 2025
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Ed dealing with several wannabe immortal bastards that he's connected to more closely than he'd like.
And, in the process, finding himself torn between the world he knows, and the world he comes to love.
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This series has a Playlist!
This series also has a TV Tropes page!
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Edward Elric Fucking With Wizards by asthmaticbee
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Apr 2024
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This is where I throw all my stuff featuring one Edward Elric fucking up the Harry Potter timeline like the walking human disaster tornado he is. Enjoy!
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Do you hear the people sing
Of bloodshed, war and conquest?
Do you hear the drums in your bones
Of death and life and eternity?
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Series of AUs dealing with war and/or alternate backstories for the Elric brothers.
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Dating Draco Malfoy, Harry thinks, will mean being at arms length outside of sex. No unnecessary physical contact or displays of affection. He wants him anyway, inexplicably. Perhaps that is exactly the kind of person he should be with, someone who will never need Harry to kiss him first, because Harry doesn't think he'll ever be that person.
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Bookmarked by asthmaticbee
28 Apr 2024
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“This is where you’ve been living?” Potter asked quietly.
And as if it were a paid actor, a rat appeared from one side of Draco’s living room, paused in the middle of the floor to look up at them, then disappeared through a hole in the opposite wall.
“Why?” Potter turned to him with wide eyes.
Draco shrugged. “Told you my family didn’t want me to join the Aurors. And it’s not that bad, I promise.”
On cue, the rat reappeared from the hole in the wall, and sprinted in the direction of Draco’s tiny bathroom.
“Right!” Weasley said loudly. “Well! That’s that decided then. I think you’re coming to live with us, mate.”
And that was how Draco ended up living at number twelve Grimmuald Place.
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Draco and Harry were friends. That's all they were, and Draco needed to learn to be grateful for that fact, no matter how much he wanted to reach out and touch Harry at every opportunity.
Friends. It would have to be enough.
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Bookmarked by asthmaticbee
12 Apr 2026
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Shura still isn't used to coming home to an annoying brat in her apartment, even if she does always cook her dinner.
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11 Mar 2026
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The sheet of paper has been folded in half twice. Someone penned a neat set of demon pharmaceutics practice questions on one side and a recipe on the other side. The same handwriting covers both sides.
“It doesn’t look like Tou-san’s penmanship.” Yukio tilts his head to peer over Rin’s shoulder. “Does it look familiar to you?”
“Wait.” Rin lifts his head so abruptly that he nearly hits Yukio’s chin. “Uh, never mind. I can’t really tell.”
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11 Mar 2026
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“Danny, look at me,” Alicia says. She waits for him to raise his head, and then she stares him dead in the eye. She wants him to know that she means this. This world of ghosts and conspiracies might be new to her, but family will always be family. “I know you’re just here for a short while, but while you’re mine to look after, I will never let anyone take you away.”
After an accident with some Fenton gear reveals Danny's secret, Maddie and Jack lose custody of him until they can make their home safe for him and his "unique circumstances." Alicia steps up to foster Danny in the meantime.
Bookmarked by asthmaticbee
11 Mar 2026