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  1. Rec 70

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    Vash’s eyes were drawn down to Wolfwood pants when he reached to tug at them, grumbling as he stiff-legged over to where he’d left some book on the table—oh wow. Oh, that left—there was nothing to the imagination. Oh God. That was—he was—it was very, um. Big. Wow.

    . . .

    Wolfwood's asked to ordain a wedding for a quick buck, and the new suit he's got for the event is a bit too tight. Vash is very normal about this.

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    18 Mar 2026

  2. Rec 47

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    There's an understanding there, right from the start: you are more dangerous than you're pretending to be.

    In which Vash and Wolfwood are both liars, and nowhere near drunk enough for this.

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    16 Oct 2025

  3. Rec 56

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    Wolfwood was getting far more than he bargained for on his mission to babysit Vash the Stampede, twin brother of Millions Knives. He was raised to be a weapon, a killing machine. But ever since he met his target, he's done nothing but struggle with new feelings and an attraction that was incredibly distracting.

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    31 May 2025

  4. Rec 90

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    Nicholas D. Wolfwood wakes up, catches up, and finds someone waiting for him at the altar.

    (a story about love, peace, and sharing your tomorrows)

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    27 Apr 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    Maybe Wolfwood is a little pent up.

    Maybe he usually is, of course. But especially now. He’ll never be able to figure out how Vash can dodge and talk his way through a gun fight just to fall asleep in the car next to him moments later. Wolfwood still feels like he's in fight or flight mode, every bump of the trip jolting him to full attention even when he tries to sink into his seat.

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    The Vashwood Scissoring Fic

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    18 Jan 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 36

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    “Blondie,” Wolfwood says, Vash sitting on the bed in front of him with a muzzle in his hand, “Tell me again why I have to be tied up for this?”

    Vash is doing his very best sad puppy eyes which is ironic given the situation, but the effect is slightly marred by the fact that he can’t keep the shit-eating grin off his face. “It’s more fun this way!” he chirps, “It’s not too tight, is it?”

    Wolfwood tests his restraints again and shakes his head. “Not sure if they’re gonna hold me,” he leers at Vash, who rolls his eyes.

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    14 Sep 2024

  7. Public Bookmark 40

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    Long hauls between cities are boring, especially when making them on a motorcycle. Vash and Wolfwood have a little game to pass the time with.

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    23 May 2024

  8. Public Bookmark 61

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    When Vash runs into a plume of sex pollen, Wolfwood has to help him, despite how much it breaks his heart.

    Request for Voxywood on Twitter!!!

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    19 May 2024

  9. Public Bookmark 60

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    In which Vash and Wolfwood have incredibly loud, obnoxious sex that keeps the reporters up at night, and Roberto finally decides to do something about it.

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    18 Apr 2024

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    Spring never comes to wasteland planets like No Man's Land. But, this year, with Vash panting against his back and desperately clawing at the open expanse of his shirt, Wolfwood finds his marker for spring.

    "Hold on Tongari," he sweet talks around the edge of a cigarette. "Almost there."

    "Wolfwood–" Vash pants as he squirms behind him. "Please."

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    16 Apr 2024

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    He hides a moan into the pillow while he weakly grinds his hips into the mattress to get some friction. It’s not enough. He switches to lying on his side and squeezes his thighs together. While lowering a hand down his body, his fingers brush against something solid next to him. He shuffles closer to it. Looking for relief, he hikes a leg over the solid muscles and grinds his cunt against it through the fabric of his underwear. He moans at how good it feels.

    “Spikey?”

    Vash freezes, reality washing away the drowsiness. He was rutting against Wolfwood.

    Or, Wolfwood helps Vash through his heat.

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    27 Mar 2024

  12. Rec *

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    “Nicholas, then, remembers something very important. This is Vash the Stampede, the Humanoid Typhoon. A walking atom bomb, a demi-god. And he just willingly pressed the man's shooting hand onto his dick.

    He hated that it was doing something for him.”

    Or, after the Ark rescue, the boys share a final drink and the rituals get intricate…until they’re not.

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    10 Mar 2024

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    Wolfwood is so close Vash is having trouble answering clearly. He's so close he can smell the sweat on his skin, the smoke on his breath, the gun oil from the Punisher. He can feel the heat radiating off his body, feel his -

    Oh.

    Wolfwood's hard.

    And pressing into his thigh.

    ••• 

    Wolfwood gets really, really turned on from Vash dodging his way out of danger in typical Vash MO. He's pretty damn worked up about it all day until they can finally steal some time together on watch later. Established situatonship where they're both idiots and won't have The Talk.

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    24 Feb 2024

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    At the ripe age of twenty-four, Nicholas has very little to his name.

    A dinky one-bedroom apartment and a demon cat that spawned out of a dumpster.
    A motorcycle worth half a month's rent in scrap metal.
    And a mission to bang the pretty DILF across the hall if it's the last thing he does.

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    17 Feb 2024

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    “Someone like you shouldn’t be in here all alone.” Wolfwood continued, scooting closer to Vash.

    “I’m… waiting for someone.” He grumbled out. Wolfwood whistled low, an arm raising, hand pressing against the wall and boxing Vash in. Vash squirmed, broad back hitting the wooden wall as Wolfwood leaned in with a predatory grin, canines glinting.

    “See, I don’t know if I believe that, Blondie. Because this isn’t the kind of place that a guy like you just waits for someone. Unless…”, Wolfwood was almost nose to nose with Vash, Vash’s back completely flush again the wall, face beet red. “Unless you’re waiting for a big, strong man to come along and keep you company. Is that your game, honey? You hoping you’re gonna find a big, strong man in this shithole?”


    Wolfwood flirts with Vash as a diversion so they don’t get jumped at a bar. Vash can’t handle any amount of flirting without getting hot and bothered.

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    06 Jan 2024

  16. Rec 20

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    Law is sick and tired of Drake trying to baby him. They're supposed to be pirates, after all. But his plan to make a point either goes very, very wrong, or very, very right.

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    27 Dec 2023

  17. Rec *

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    Vash falls ill with a strange, unfamiliar sickness while on the road and Wolfwood gets a crash-course in Plant biology.

    Vash realizes, in retrospect, he really should have seen it coming.

    It starts with a fever.

    “Hurts,” Vash gasped. “Why does it hurt?”

    The priest took Vash’s hand from where it dug into his side and gripped it tight, like he was trying to steady him. Hold him together. It made Vash shiver.

    “Have you ever been sick like this before?”

    “I don’t think so,” Vash groaned.

    Wolfwood rolled towards him then, touching his sweat-damp hair and cheek and the scars across his shoulders, as if he could feel out his ailment by hand alone. It made Vash’s body light up like a star, like the fission of energy from a Plant, forcing him to curl in on himself—and then it struck him.

    He had been sick like this, only once before.

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    16 Dec 2023

  18. Rec 66

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    After the ship incident, Wolfwood attempts to de-stress at a bar when Vash finds him and insists he visit the orphanage. Wolfwood declines and instead, ends up helping Vash work through accepting himself while reluctantly touching on his own budding feelings for Vash.

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    14 Dec 2023

  19. Rec 66

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    Nicholas needs French lessons to prepare for Livio visiting after too long, so what else is one to do but turn to the internet?

    Except he finds an educational but less-than-innocent video from the Oh La Vache channel, which he's pretty sure is going to ruin his life forever.

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    21 Aug 2023

  20. Rec *

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    'Touch, sweet touch
    You've given me too much to feel
    Sweet touch
    You've almost convinced me I'm real
    I need something more
    I need something more'
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    Vash has unintentionally gotten a little bit addicted to Wolfwood's casual touches. Wolfwood notices and does something about it.

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    25 Jul 2023

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