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An Order mission gone terribly, terribly wrong leaves Draco dead and Hermione trapped in a time loop, doomed to relive it. Can she save his life, or is fate a force too strong to fight? War AU. Romance.
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Bookmarked by badger_fun
10 Dec 2025
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Как я люблю время и все связанное с ним! Тут петля, интересно, не занудно, с классными героями.
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And thus began a very complicated and unideal state of affairs in which Draco couldn’t ask whether the world-ending, all-consuming randiness he felt all day every day from that point on was a symptom of his magical fake-real (but mostly fake) pregnancy and something that she was also experiencing, or simply the logical progression of his hithertofore unacknowledged obsession with Hermione Granger.
Or, Draco has couvade syndrome (the magical version!) thrust upon him.
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07 Nov 2025
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Драмиона и дети, я такое люблю. Забавные шутки тоже есть
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In which Dr Hermione Granger and Dr Draco Malfoy pretend to date, because they'd do anything for their friends. It's not like anything will go wrong. It's only pretend, right?
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“I am going to push aside my pride for a moment, and admit to you that I have fucked up a bit. You might want to sit down for this.” He gestured to the sofa, as if it were his own home and not hers. “So I was with Theo a few minutes ago, and he tells me that he won’t pursue Potter because he doesn’t want to force us to have to socialise outside of work.”
“Oh, Theo.” She muttered, clearly feeling guilty for holding her friend back. “I thought he seemed reserved tonight. You told him it’s fine, right?"
“Yeah, so the aforementioned fuck up. Theo asked if we were together, as in like, together together. And I sort of said we were.” He winced, and she buried her face in her hands.
“Why? Why the fuck would you do that? What have I done to deserve this?” She looked up at the ceiling.
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It looked as if a rainbow was springing up right behind him. Or as if he was standing in the middle of one of the kaleidoscopes that Hermione used to hoard in her toy box. Or as if rays of sunshine were falling through stained glass and casting the prettiest prism on him.
He was beautiful.
It. It was beautiful. His aura, not him.
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- Part 5 of Fucking Up for Beginners
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When Scorpius is threatened by the secret his father's been keeping locked up in the cellar, Draco is finally forced to face the consequences of a decision he made more than a decade earlier.
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That one-night stand with Draco Malfoy was a mistake. Hermione doesn't make mistakes, or at least she isn't supposed to. She's working hard at her Ministry career, however frustrating and pointless her job may be, and she's also got to live up to everyone's expectations as Hogwarts's most famous Muggle-born and a top-tier War Hero. So, why is she still sleeping with Draco Malfoy, ex-Death Eater and infamous pureblood? And why isn't she certain that she wants to stop?
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Daniel Mason doesn't know who, or what, he is.
But she does.
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Bookmarked by badger_fun
10 Oct 2025
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It’s still. Placid. An unbroken sheet of glass rippling with low, late afternoon sunlight. Nothing at all to be afraid of, really.
Stupid that she still is, after all these years.
Bookmarked by badger_fun
10 Oct 2025
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Two Hogwarts professors spend an entire academic year trying to convince themselves - and everyone else - that they aren’t completely, irrevocably in love with each other.
Their success rates vary.
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What if the Deathly Hallows was done differently?
What if some of the bad guys were not so bad?
What if there was a lot more collaboration and communication?
What if Draco ends up on the run with the Golden Trio?Rules:
Please do not tell Rodolphus where Severus hides the good wine.
Please do not cast Muffliato spells around Phineas.
Please do not tell Draco he is about to go camping.Series
- Part 1 of Oops! I Joined The Good Guys Series
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Bookmarked by badger_fun
19 Jan 2025
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Это какая-то очень веселая наркомания 😁 читайте.
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The Pureblood Society of Stay-At-Home Dads by PurpleSugarQuills
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jun 2021
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A silly, fluffy Father's Day fic for Dad Draco.
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After the war and Azkaban, Draco Malfoy finds himself bored, unemployable, filthy rich, and restless. Sometimes he drinks. Often, he feels sorry for himself. And then, one day, he decides to go for a run.
A story of healing.
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Bookmarked by badger_fun
07 Nov 2023
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Что-то новое и не такое заезженное. Мне нравится!
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Their deal had been mutually beneficial. Blaise Zabini got to “date” the Golden Girl to improve his playboy reputation. Hermione Granger gained access to Pureblood events where she could secure the signatures needed for the House Elf Protection Clause.
It wasn’t complicated, their arrangement, but Hermione couldn’t help but feel she was making things difficult, falling for Draco Malfoy who stayed up chatting with her long after his flatmate had gone to sleep.
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Bits of Rock and Dust by PurpleSugarQuills for RoseHarperMaxwell
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jun 2021
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Draco Malfoy doesn’t even like Hermione Granger. Her winning him over had nothing to do with dinners by candlelight, gifts of priceless heirloom jewelry, or whispered affections. She just kept barreling into his office again and again. If he thought about it—which he had, often—there wasn’t ever a chance he’d fall for anyone else.
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Bookmarked by badger_fun
06 Nov 2023
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Такое я тоже люблю! Коротко и мило, четко и по существу. Персонажи очень приятные и про них хочется читать еще больше.
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Pillow Talk by PurpleSugarQuills for CharliPetidei
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Aug 2021
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“So,” she says before the silence can stretch to something too awkward to salvage. “Normal human interaction warrants conversation.”
Beside her, Malfoy snorts. “We’re hardly normal humans, Granger.”
A friends-with-benefits story about the moments that come after the sex.
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Nearly ten years after Hogwarts, several lives converge together in Egypt, each with varying goals. Hermione is on a quest to locate an ancient magical artifact. Draco is running from something in his past, and has a mysterious angle of his own. Astoria just wants to get married and live happily ever after, while Daphne desperately wants to protect her sister - at any cost.
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Десять из десяти by Doctor_giraffe for morriganmercy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Mar 2023
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Гермиона полна решимости найти лазейку, чтобы спастись от принудительного замужества с Драко Малфоем. А поскольку до вступления брака в силу остаётся всего две недели, было бы безответственно не подготовиться ко всем непредвиденным обстоятельствам.
— По шкале от одного до десяти насколько, по-твоему, мы физически совместимы? — спросила она.
— Ноль.
Гермиона раздражённо поджала губы, ей стоило ожидать от него подобного. Как мило, что масштабы его мудачества всё ещё способны её удивлять.Series
- Part 1 of Десять из десяти, или Отсчёт
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Scary Partner Privilege by Nightbloom7 for Maï Maktês (maimaktes)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Sep 2023
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Hermione and Draco are forced into an extremely reluctant partnership as Aurors. Featuring deviously clever Hermione and sarcastic cinnamon roll Draco (who is hiding a hairy, overlarge secret). Together they solve crime, get in trouble and, eventually, pine for each other such as the idiots they are.
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Bookmarked by badger_fun
02 Oct 2023
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Это было интересно! Советую к прочтению. Конечно вопросики есть, но они несущественные.
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She’s naked and she’s not herself.
His hands slither back up her skin; he kisses her throat; he gropes her breasts; he mutters direction in her ear; he lays her on his bed; he takes her from behind.
His hands gripping her hips and arse are revulsion. His grunts and groans are disgust.
She’s just let Draco Malfoy come inside her, and he has no idea who she is. -
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Draco Malfoy is an Auror. Hermione Granger knows because of the uniform he wears.
Draco Malfoy is a liar. Hermione Granger knows because she is one too.
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- Part 1 of A World of Liars
Bookmarked by badger_fun
29 Sep 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
Это было охуительно странно и очень волнующе. Ни черта не понятно, но очень интересно.