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  1. Summary

    a collection of one shots i've written based off prompts!!

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  2. Summary

    a collection of fics proving my username absolutely correct >_<

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    i said to the sun, "tell me about the big bang."
    the sun said, "it hurts to become."

    in 2023, four years before the launch of the hail mary, ryland grace is stuck trying to figure out the mechanics of the mysterious 'space dots' eating the sun. the last thing he expects is for a stranger to saunter into his laboratory—one who has his face.

    colt seavers wasn’t supposed to be part of this. he’s not a scientist, not a hero, and definitely not interested in saving the world. but the moment he finds ryland, running away finally stops being an option.

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    07 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hey so i’m. sobbing, actually

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    It’s him.

    Not him, as in Grace, but him as in the maybe-twin in the photo.

    He has this sad, stricken face on him, and is standing stock still several feet away.

    “Hey there,” Grace attempts.

    “Ry?”

    Or, Colt and Grace are estranged twins who begin to have very strange shared dreams.

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    07 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    OUGHHHHH

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    Ryland thinks it's just like any other day standing at the front of his classroom, teaching his kids about the visible light spectrum while they're bored out of their minds (because he couldn't make this lesson fun like the others).

    In walks Colt Seavers.

    Or, Colt comes to visit Ryland on his lunch break except he walks in fifteen minutes before lunch and is bombarded with a classroom of curious kids

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    06 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    There would be no salvation for him. He was going to die. For one unexpected, peaceful moment, Simon was weightless. Everything fell silent. No more panic, no more pain, no more terror. He didn’t have to fight anymore.

    Just as consciousness slipped from his grasp, the sound of static broke the silence. The radio crackled to life.

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    21 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    biting my nails on the edge of my seat reading this

  5. Rec *

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    As Rocky and Grace head towards Erid, a transmission comes through over the ship's comms.

    A human voice.

    After (rightfully) freaking out, Rocky and Grace have a new friend to rescue. Will they make it in time? And if they do, what will it be like to have another human aboard?

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    18 Apr 2026