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    “What are you wearing?” Ilya asks, his voice sounding strangled. 

    Shane looks down, confused. “What’s wrong with what I’m wearing? I always–”

    “Why are you wearing your glasses?” Ilya interrupts, and Shane notices the tension in his entire body when he speaks. 

    “I ran out of contacts,” Shane says. 

    “So you are wearing glasses to practice?”

    “Yeah, it’s just one practice,” he says defensively, even though he’s done nothing wrong. “I’ll grab a pair of contacts from the eye doctor this afternoon."

    “Right,” Ilya says, his eyes laser-focused on Shane’s face as his lips set in a tight line. 

    “Is that a problem?” Shane quips, and it comes off kind of bitchy, but he’s so confused as to why Ilya would have any issue with him wearing his glasses to one practice. He normally loves Shane in glasses. 

    Ilya seems to shake himself out of whatever weird-ass mood he’d fall into. He smiles, but it looks strained. “Of course not. Let’s go.” 

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    Or, Shane has to wear his glasses to practice and Ilya absolutely cannot deal with it.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    “Feels good, right? Like the feel of your cock on mine, Rozanov?”

    Ilya’s pretty sure he’s lost the ability to breathe entirely, choking out: “You know I do,” because what else is there to fucking say? 

    Other than of course, the Shane Hollander constant of:

    “I have an idea.” Shane rocks back slightly, expression suddenly earnest. His hand continues its ministrations, so it takes Ilya a full half minute of seeking mental clarity before he can respond.

    “What?” He tries to make the question exasperated despite the swell of fondness in his chest at the little smile playing across Shane’s lips.

    “When you do cave and ask me -” Shane pauses with a little huff, “because you will! We should fuck bare.”

    And oh my god Ilya is actually going to die. He is actually going to fucking die in this cottage in Ottawa, Canada, and those weird wolf bird things are going to peck the flesh off of his body and his bones are going to slowly turn to dust when they’re through.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    When a brutal on-ice accident nearly claims Shane's life in front of 20,000 fans, Ilya's carefully guarded world shatters. He can't hold Shane's hand in the ambulance. Can't claim his as family in the hospital. The fear of losing the man he loves forces Ilya to make a choice. Keep hiding, or risk everything?

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    17 Feb 2026

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    It'd been easier for Shane to pretend the emotional meltdown that he'd had after their 2014 encounter in Vegas hadn't happened than to bring it up to Ilya. It'd only ever happened that one time. There's no reason to dwell on it or rehash old stuff when both of them are great at aftercare now and have been since they officially got together.

    --or, Shane definitely should've told Ilya sooner

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    17 Feb 2026

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    “Don’t go,” Ilya manages to choke out, burying his face under Shane’s chin and squeezing his eyes shut. He inhales sharply, pressing his nose deeper into Shane’s throat to breathe in his scent. Right now, it’s Ilya’s body soap, vanilla and spice, masked under salt and skin. He inhales it like it's his own personal supply of air, what he needs to extinguish the burning in his lungs.

    “Ilya,” Shane says, voice urgent, “you’re shaking, I—your breathing’s too fast—” He tries to pull back, needs to see Ilya’s face, needs to see what’s wrong, but Ilya just shakes his head and clings tighter.

    “Please don’t go, Shane,” Ilya whispers, pleading. I’m sorry, please don’t go, don’t go—  

    OR: ilya and shane accidentally recreate the tuna-melt day, and ilya realizes just how much old wounds hurt.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    The Ottawa Centaurs love and respect their married teammates. But if the team has to hear them fuck nasty one more time they will riot.

    Can Shane and Ilya keep it down while getting down? The answer won't surprise you.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    “I’ll just… I’ll get out of your hair,” Shane says, blinking rapidly and wringing his hands again for lack of a better distraction.

    “You are not in my hair,” Rozanov states simply, as though he is an idiot, and Shane has half a mind to laugh. If only his eyes weren’t brimming with tears.

    or: these men cannot communicate for the life of them and it drives both of them to the point of near insanity (diverges from canon in ep4 pre-tuna melt scene)

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Rose Landry is shooting yet another X-Squad sequel in Montreal this month, and they planned her visit to Shane and Ilya's place in Ottawa ages ago; it's just a weird coincidence that Shane is out for a few games with a shoulder strain, and able to hang out with Rose tonight while Ilya's busy playing a home game against Dallas.

    In which Rose and Shane drink a little too much wine on their girls' night, and Shane winds up with a face full of makeup. It would be a shame if Ilya came home unexpectedly and caught him looking like this!

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    Or: Rose is an ally, makes Shane pretty, and Ilya rails him about it.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    “It’s not that I just—I don’t know how. I’m not like… attracted to them. I don’t know what to do,” Shane admits. His cheeks warm right on their peaks. Ilya laughs again, loud and barking. “We had sex twice. And I’m not sure either of us… you know… came either time.”

    “I could teach you.”

    “What?”

    “I said–” Ilya leans up from his spot on the couch, nearly crawling atop Shane. He grins down at Shane. “I could teach you how to make a girl cum.”

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    Ilya gets Shane off like he's a girl.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    “What did I,” his throat clicks, swallowing harshly around the tears that he has refused to allow and fall. “What did I do wrong?”

    Mortification feels like fingers wrapped tightly around his throat, tucking himself closely against the wall and too afraid to even look Rozanov in the eye. There’s a long beat of silence where Shane can practically feel his heart climb into his mouth, his chest aching with a relentless thud. 

    “Hollander.” He can’t read Rozanov’s tone even on his better days, quiet and short of breath. 

    Shane wishes that he could dissolve into the floorboards, eyes squeezed shut and a spike of shuddering cold working its way through him.

     

    Or, Shane drops hard and fast after their hook-up in Vegas. Ilya takes care of him.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    His boyfriend says he can’t get sick because he is Russian.

    His boyfriend is currently wrapped in three blankets, arguing with the air and attempting to seduce him with a cough drop.

    Send help.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Ilya was good at noticing things about people, and he was good at understanding them. Shane was not. That was okay. Shane had developed his own way of getting to know Ilya. It involved a lot of inane questions and, more importantly, no longer involved condoms.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Shane Hollander learns exactly what the word 'Captain' does to his husband. He also learns that sometimes you have to burn sheets in a fire pit.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Hayden exhales slowly. Shane is his best friend. Rozanov is Shane’s husband; Jackie’s voice fills his head, and he takes another meditative breath as he repeats it like a mantra, gripping the club a little tighter. “We’re just here to play golf.”

    “That is why Montreal will not win the cup,” Rozanov replies smoothly. “Too serious. No joy.”

    “There’s no one more serious about hockey than Shane, and he managed it three times.” Hayden reminds him as Rozanov steps up, twirling the club like a batter stepping up to the plate. “How many do you have again?”

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    Forced into ridiculous ‘bonding’ playdates by their spouses, Ilya and Hayden are adamant about doing it their own way

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    10 Feb 2026

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    When Shane was displeased with Ilya, there was a certain intensity in his speech that called to Ilya like a siren song, dragging him to an early grave with its vehemence. His voice would pitch higher, bossy and prissy and so stridently righteous it should be intolerable.

    But Ilya was, for all intents and purposes, a whore. And nothing made him harder than his husband putting him in his place.

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    or, 5 times ilya ragebaits shane because being yelled at by his husband turns him on, +1 time shane realizes he’s doing it on purpose.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    “Your surprise,” Ilya announces, placing a package in Shane's lap and settling back onto the bed. “Go ahead. I know how excited you are,” he winks.

    Or, 5 times Ilya buys Shane a sex toy + 1 time he doesn't

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Instead, before he can stop it from happening, he farts.

    Really fucking loudly.

    Oh god.

    There’s not a single chance Shane can pretend that didn’t just happen, the morning is so silent and gentle and he just shattered it. The fart had real body, the kind that could be used in cartoons for five year olds who are connoisseurs of scatological humour. The kind of five year old Shane had been too serious to be.

    Or! Ilya hears love in Shane's toots. Shane prefers words.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    "So, an inside date?"

    "Yes. I googled."

    "You googled?" Shane sounds skeptical, even though Ilya knows that Shane knows how much Ilya loves a good google search.

    "Yes. I searched 'HELP how to plan romantic Valentine's Day with secret arch rival hockey player boyfriend when we can't leave his home and also he is very boring.'"

    "You did not."

    "Okay," Ilya admits, kissing the curve of Shane's shoulder, "That was not my exact search."

     

    Or: Valentine's Day 2018, in an apartment somewhere in Montreal.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Shane and Ilya haven't seen each other in weeks, but when their sex is interrupted by Shane having a breakdown, they finally talk about Vegas and their relationship at large.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Shane throws one punch, gets a god complex, and Ilya realises he is so down bad for his husband.

    “You were defending my honour, Hollander?”

    There’s warmth laced in the words, and Shane can’t help but laugh ever so slightly, but he catches something serious in Ilya’s expression.

    “Can I tell you something?”

    Shane nods, hoping he’s finally going to get some sort of explanation for Ilya’s bizarre behaviour. For a second, he worries that he might be mad, although it would be ironic for Ilya to lecture anyone on reckless behaviour since he's been its number one proponent since birth.

    “It was so hot.”

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    08 Feb 2026

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