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[Podfic] snipers solve 99% of all problems by cabloom, quietnight
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Sep 2025
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Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.
“Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”
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He takes a deep breath and sighs it all out again. It's easier to do this without having to see her face. “It's my birthday,” he confesses.
To her credit, she doesn't immediately respond with some inanity about it being a happy occasion. It's never been particularly happy for Sanji. Not before he met Zeff and the two of them sort of inadvertently adopted each other, and not after, when it was nothing but a reminder of a painful past he'd rather have forgotten.
“Birthdays can be difficult,” she says, instead.
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“Never done this before, have you? Nice girl like you, course you been saving it.”
“Oh fucking shit.”
Sanji tuts. “Nice girls don’t talk like that, Zoro.”
The ship is becalmed and everyone is asleep except our boys. A story in which Zoro is demanding, hands are sexy, and Sanji might be catching feelings despite himself.
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Zoro can’t believe he's here, getting wasted with the greatest swordsman the world has ever known. So far.
They're several bottles in, and Zoro has taken up residence on the barstool next to him, matching him glass for glass, feeling the watery frills of that red shirt brush against his bare forearm every time he moves. The room has started gently spinning, the booze is strong, but the other man is watching him with something like grudging respect every time he finishes another glass of the stuff, so it's worth it.
This is great. He's going to get such a good grade in Dracule Mihawk.
So why can't he stop thinking about the damn cook?
Our intrepid crew finally reach Loguetown, where adventure - and danger - awaits them.
A fic in which Zoro is moping, Sanji is trying not to fall so hard he hurts himself, and Dracule Mihawk is the world's least willing relationship counsellor.
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“I’m not a pushover,” Zoro says, because this is important. He needs Sanji to know this. “I don’t let anyone tell me what to do, normally.” Before - before Luffy. And Zoro hadn’t realised that he was waiting for this, for someone to come along who was worthy of being his captain and commanding his loyalty. He didn’t realise how it would settle him, right to his core, like the weight of a perfectly balanced sword in his hand.
“Believe me,” Sanji says, “I know.”
“I’m not weak.”
He laughs. “No fucking shit. Some day I swear you’re going to cut the goddamn ocean in half.”
Zoro huffs a little laugh of his own and settles further into Sanji’s grip, a tension he didn’t realise he was carrying dissipating from his shoulders.
“I like it,” he admits, quietly. “I like that it hurts.”
Sanji’s eyes are softer than Zoro’s ever seen them. “I know that, too,” he says.
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Violetsmith: Oblivious Kinky Disaster Gays by cabloom
Fandom One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
26 Aug 2025
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The First Time That You by Saturn_ine
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
11 Oct 2024
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Satoru’s gaze fixes on him. He draws in a deeper, more steadying breath, and says, like he’s confessing a secret, “Two weeks ago I thought I’d spend the rest of my life alone. I was resigned to the fact all I’d ever have of you was the memory.”
Then he’s reaching for him, touching his fingers to his cheeks, caressing his jaw with the same tenderness he always has, even when they were teenagers, even before they’d known what it truly meant to love each other.
“But you’re right here,” he sighs, closing his eyes. “You’re with me. All of you.”
Or, A series of one-shots following Satoru and Suguru's reunion.
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- Part 2 of When Was The Last Time (Come Here To Me)
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13 Feb 2026
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Robin says nothing and Zoro says nothing either. So Sanji follows their lead and swallows down the question that has bubbled up again and again over the last few months.
What the fuck is happening?
Bookmarked by cabloom
10 Feb 2026
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five-star rated maid service by indefinitelyforever
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
01 Feb 2024
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"Fuck," Satoru moans, whimpering softly as Suguru keeps kissing him. It’s messy and wet, both of them panting against the other's lips. "God, Suguru, that's it."
"Mhm," pressing a trail of kisses from Satoru's mouth to his jaw, Suguru lowers his head to suck on the thin, sensitive skin right underneath Satoru's ear. "Ever been fucked by someone in a maid dress before?"Suguru looks extraordinarily good in a maid outfit, and Satoru gets all hot and bothered by it. To deal with it, he acts like a brat until Suguru fucks him hard enough to shut him up.
Bookmarked by cabloom
07 Feb 2026
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Sanji hooks up with his hot neighbor.
Things spiral from there.
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06 Feb 2026
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semantics by deadwinter
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Feb 2024
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“Kids,” Satoru repeats, “do you want to be a father someday?”
Suguru looks at him like he’s insane. Maybe he is, desperation leads to madness.
“I never- Why do you even ask?” Flabbergasted is the right word to describe the essence of Suguru’s reaction.
Good. At least he looks like a living breathing person now and not the shell of one. Satoru puts his plan in motion.
“Wanna get me pregnant?” He asks, smirk dancing on his lips.
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A story about how Gojo Satoru accidentally discovering Geto Suguru's breeding kink saves the world.
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02 Feb 2026