Toby (calamitascornbread)



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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    Elliot loved his job- Really he did! Not once has he ever regretted joining his family's business.
    But the truth is, he does get a little worn out sometimes. Always being the star employee really does just stress you out y’know?
    So here Elliot is- scrolling through a website he’d rather be found dead than caught looking at. It’s not like this was his first option anyways! Really- he’d tried picking up some other hobbies to distract him from work, but nothing seemed to stick.
    So now he finds himself here, pants tight scrolling through dozens of lives trying to find something worth watching.
    Until something- or he guesses someone- catches his attention.
    It was a guy, and from what Elliot could tell he was completely nude except for a silly pair of boxers with some cartoonish looking burgers printed all over them.
    ‘That's.. cute. Dumb. But cute,’ he thought. Only his chest and everything below it were in frame, and he was sitting up on his knees on what was presumably a bed.
    From the looks of it, this guy hadn’t started the actual show yet.
    Elliot spares a quick glance to the user, to find that he’s simply named himself “Sev”.

    “Well then Sev, let's see what you’re up to..”

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    02 Dec 2025

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    Bah

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    007n7 trusts the wrong man at the wrong time and ends up in a hole he can’t quite dig himself out of.

    A.N/ this took years off of my life I’ve been writing this since August and it’s still not done but I’m sick of seeing it so here.
    (Hope yall got the nirvana ref from the title)

    HEED THE TAGS!!!!!

    (there will be a chapter 2!!!)

    (FORMERLY KNOWN AS ‘come as you are’!!!)

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    02 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    What the fuck

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    John's going to like being a troll, whether he wants to or not.

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    06 Oct 2025

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    2012😭😭😭😭😭

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    They’re about halfway through a three-month run, and the air conditioning in the cockpit is on its last leg. The temperature in there hasn't dropped below eighty in about forty-eight hours.

    Jimmy's the same as he left him--white undershirt discarded on the floor in a crumpled heap, jumpsuit buttoned so low on his torso it might as well not be buttoned at all, sweat pooling at the divot of his collarbones. Curly takes this all in through his peripheral vision, eyes locked to the other's face like his life depends on it.

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    11 Jan 2025

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    (*`▽´*)

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    You visit the shop to find Sebastian sleeping soundly, and you just can't help but mess with him.

    Beta read by my lovely @Cosmitiv

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    26 Oct 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Nut busted. Anglerfish hot

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