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  1. Public Bookmark 68

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    "Everyone goes into the pot, you know that."

    Jack did know that, in theory. "I thought you were keeping me out of it. As a kindness."

    Robby snorted. "A kindness."

    "Because I'm such a," he took a second to think of the word, "contributor. Annually."

    Robby stopped writing — mid-name, it seemed, Cassie barely legible on the scrap in front of him — and cocked his head. "Is that what you're calling it?"

    (5 times Jack bid on his coworkers at the charity gala, and 1 time the tables were turned.)

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    17 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    The FBI handbook states that one ought to have a "good working relationship" with one's partner. Scully always thought that line was fairly self-explanatory until she met Fox Mulder.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Stephanie and Cassandra have been living together for a whole week before Stephanie realizes something horrible.

    “We’ve never done anything together,” she says.

    Or: five times Steph and Cass accidentally go on a date, and one time they totally on purpose go on a date.

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    02 Dec 2025

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    “Hey,” Tim says out of the blue. “Has anyone ever noticed that Damian has, like, weirdly sharp canines?”

    Dick makes a face. “What?” he asks. Then seems to think about it a little more, and says, “Oh, I mean… kind of? I don’t really pay attention to his teeth.” He turns to Damian. “Robin, let me see your teeth.”

    The kid growls. “I’m not afraid to bite you, Nightwing.”

    “Furry,” Jason coughs.

    Damian throws a batarang at him.

    Sometimes, vigilantism is not nearly as serious as an endeavor as it seems to be.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    “It’s fine, Jason,” Dick says. “Chill out. I’m a grown adult, it’s not like Slade’s bothering a teenager anymore. It’s enrichment for me. I get a little shot of adrenaline and a bug treasure hunt. Sometimes he even makes me coffee.”

    “And you drink it?”

    “Well, yeah. It’s my fucking coffee, I’m not going to waste it.”

    “I’m going to kill him,” Jason decides aloud. “Next time I see that man, I’m gonna kill him.”

    “No, Jason, do not,” Dick says in the same tone Jason uses to tell his dog not to chew on his boots.

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    27 Jul 2025