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Hermione loves summer but hates thunderstorms. Too afraid to fall asleep one night, she knocks on her stepfather's door.
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“It might feel a little scary,” Draco whispers, “but it’s less scary than the storm, isn’t it?”
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“This is my event— Our coworkers—”
“Know you’re married,” he finishes. “And it’s Valentine’s Day. No one can possibly expect me to look at my wife in this dress and not want to feel her around my cock before the party’s over.”
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Hermione agrees to sneak away with Draco at a party. But she demands one concession: just the tip.
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When Draco stumbles upon a particularly nasty curse at work, Hermione's Friday evening plans suddenly go from a hot bath and a good book to staying late to help research a countercurse.
But Draco's ache only grows as the evening goes on. The pain and agony won't relent.
So Hermione offers to help him out. After all, it's what any good colleague would do.
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“I only meant, is there someone you could call? Someone you’re with, who could…”
Draco laughs. The sound is harsh. “If I were seeing someone, do you think I’d still be sitting here with you instead of buried deep inside her right now?”
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All's Fair in Love and Wardrobes by charingfae, ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, g0lden_g1rl, LuckyOrNot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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Hermione wouldn’t trade her best friend for the world. Draco’s thoughtful, competent, and makes a mean chicken piccata. Why ruin a perfectly good friendship with romance?
But when she gets trapped in his wardrobe while hunting for Christmas gift inspiration, she sees something she definitely isn’t supposed to. Something that makes her rethink their entire relationship.
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He squeezes it. Groans. Casts a lubrication charm under his breath.
Help, help, help, this can’t be happening. She shouldn’t be here.
This is so wrong.
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“What are you—? Draco.”
He glanced up, expression sheepish. “Yes, love?”
“Are you tracking my cycle?” She looked vaguely amused.
“I need to know when you’re ovulating.”
“You actually don’t need to know, because I haven’t given you permission to get me pregnant.”
“But you will,” he said hopefully.
She narrowed her eyes and flounced to the door, umbrella and briefcase in tow. “We’ll see.”
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Or, Draco really wants to fuck a baby into his wife.
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ETL Echo's September to Remember Fest 2025 by Beatificbean, charingfae, Crymsy, dracodormiensss, elliemess, emeraldsinthedark, ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, Ivmaruva, JocundaSykes, karma_cookie, LucyHyde, Molivier, MWard01, orolin, saintmlfy, SilverDragonGemini, teetorini, thebreathbefore (Brookeends), TiffyTea, Wanderingfair, wilfriede0815, Zeebee3
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Sep 2025
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The Whole Kit and Canoodle by b_lovedhunter, charingfae, MidnightLumos, ThornedHuntress
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Aug 2024
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A series of fics featuring an amalgamation of Siremione in honor of Kitkat who we love, adore, and simp for on this, the most glorious of days: her birthday.
Love, the Scrivenshaft Hate Club
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- 5,782
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The Pirates (Authors) Who Don't Do Anything by b_lovedhunter, charingfae, JadedandConfused, katbenimble, MidnightLumos, ThornedHuntress
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Apr 2024
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Skulduggery, scallywaggery, and scandal abound on the high seas!
A series of pirate AU drabbles created by the Scrivenshaft Hate Club in celebration of MidnightLumos's birthday.
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- 5,374
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They Did the Monster Smash by b_lovedhunter, charingfae, katbenimble, MidnightLumos
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2024
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In honor of the lovely, perfect, incredible ThornedHuntress' birthday, the Scrivenshaft Hate Club presents monsterfucking in every shape and form.
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Wreck a Malfoy by Ramelle_Kammae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
24 Aug 2025
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His hand came back. Fingers trailing slowly up her calf. A silent touch that felt less like control and more like praise. Like he was telling her - this is good. You’re good.
A shaky breath escaped her lips. Technically, she wasn’t even doing anything, right? This wasn’t sex. There was no skin-to-skin. No real touching.
Foot stuff didn’t count—did it?
Or... Hermione stumbles messily into something that feels a lot like love.
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- Part 1 of Wreck a Malfoy
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- 236,830
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Bookmarked by charingfae
20 Apr 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
insanely hot and it also made me cry
grief, loss, sexual tension, INCREDIBLE first time together
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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- 250,249
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- 30/30
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Bookmarked by charingfae
28 Dec 2024
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Delightful dark humor + dramatic, assassin Draco + impeccable golden trio friendship. A must read
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Fairytale/Castle AU 💝 Pining Draco, bookish Hermione.
Hermione lives a sheltered life behind castle walls, but her desire for adventure sometimes gets her into trouble.
Draco Malfoy is a member of the Royal Guard, fresh off a highly-decorated stint as an elite soldier. He thinks about Hermione a lot, but that's just because it's part of his job to protect her, right?
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With Harry dead and Voldemort triumphant after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione finds herself captured by her childhood enemy. Now imprisoned and sentenced to death, she is waiting to see Harry and Ron on the other side.
At least that's what she thinks.
But with Draco Malfoy in charge, things are not always as they seem. As Draco starts to help her process the things that happened to her, he draws her ever closer until she can no longer stay away.
And Draco? He only cares about keeping his sweet girl with him, through any means necessary - and getting revenge on anybody who has hurt her.
Featuring an anxious Hermione Granger and a psycho-simp Draco who helps her heal with gentle touch and by pulling her into the morally grey along with him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 401,308
- Chapters:
- 48/48
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- 5
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Bookmarked by charingfae
09 Dec 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
help this is the hottest (and sweetest) psycho draco
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Hermione Granger, returning to Hogwarts after the War without Harry and Ron by her side, wants nothing more than a quiet, peaceful final year at school. Instead, she winds up with two new friends. One of them is an anonymous, charming penpal that only goes by the name of Romeo. The other is Draco Malfoy, who is far more companionable (and far more handsome) than she ever gave him credit for.
To her dismay, she develops crushes on both of them at the same time.
(Spoiler: It's less of a problem than she thinks it is.)
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- Part 1 of Two Households
- Language:
- English
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- 161,985
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- 27/27
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Bookmarked by charingfae
08 Dec 2024
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a lovely, banter-filled epistolary that i could read every day and never get sick of