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Lagrange point: in celestial mechanics, points of equilibrium for objects under the gravitational influence of two orbiting bodies.
Based on Thee deranged Wilson/Cuddy convo of 5.07: what if Wilson’s attempt to jealousy-maneuver Cuddy and House together actually worked…in an unexpected way?Bookmarked by chronicallyvic
06 May 2026
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“God, you look like shit,” House chuckled, “I thought you would’ve gone home by now.”
Wilson shook his head tiredly and took a sip of his coffee, “No, I have things to do.”
House raised a brow, “That better be tequila in that cup.”
“It’s scotch.”
“Wait, seriously?”
Wilson smiled, despite himself, “No.”---
Or, Wilson forgets to do his department's budget report and is cramming.
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01 Apr 2026
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“Would you put money on it, Foreman?” Chase asks, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively at both of them, “Come on. Fifty bucks each, bit of holiday fun.”
Foreman leans back in his chair, crossing his arms, “Why are you so eager to make this a bet? Spend too much on Christmas presents?”
Chase’s mouth twitches, “Can’t a guy just want to have a friendly wager with his colleagues?”
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After a slip on some ice lands House in the hospital with a concussion he accidentally reveals to his fellows that he was planning to propose to someone, but doesn't say to who. That's up to them to figure out.- Language:
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29 Mar 2026
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An Essay On Stupidity by DumpsterBeagle for silvermistwasmygayawakening
Fandoms: House M.D.
09 Dec 2022
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House starts to wear his wedding ring, after almost a year, to screw with his team. Cameron, Chase, and Foreman are more confused than they've probably ever been.
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29 Mar 2026
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House refuses to let Wilson propose to him first, because why should Wilson get to do it four times?
Except that House doesn't have the faintest idea where to start — so he pesters the two men whose marriages have crashed and burned, his psychiatrist, and a bisexual bombshell for advice, throws himself into his work, and avoids Wilson like he has the plague.
(Or, House insists on an emotional Rube Goldberg trying to propose to Wilson.)
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- Part 2 of The Old Ball-and-Chain
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29 Mar 2026
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“The new fellows don’t know we’re married.”
A sequel to PaintedVanilla’s “criteria.”Bookmarked by chronicallyvic
29 Mar 2026
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“What’re you doing?” Wilson asked just as House slid the ring on.
“Punishing my team.” House replied. He examined how it looked on his hand. It was fine, for now.
“Ah, yes, showing your employees that you have the ability to maintain meaningful relationships is a great punishment.” Wilson joked.
House smirked, “you love when I wear it.”
Wilson smiled and kissed House on the cheek as he passed him. “Yes, I do.” He opened the closet, “whatever it is you’re up to, I want no part in it.”
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House and Wilson are married. House thinks that if his fellows are so smart, they should be able to figure it out.Bookmarked by chronicallyvic
29 Mar 2026
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It’s No Weekend In The Poconos, But You’ll Love It by starryvinsmoke
Fandoms: House M.D.
17 Jun 2025
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When Wilson came to, he was buckled into the passenger seat of his own moving car, with House behind the wheel.
“House! What the hell?”
“Morning honey, how was your nap?” He chirps. “Figured we’d take a little impromptu road trip. How do you feel about Vermont? Personally, I think it’s calling our names.”
Or, House, trying to get one over on Wilson, takes him to a courthouse in Vermont. To get married.Bookmarked by chronicallyvic
29 Mar 2026
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Five times House set out to publicly humiliate Wilson with varying degrees of success, and one time Wilson took it upon himself to enact revenge.
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28 Mar 2026
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“Are you having a stroke?” Wilson asks, genuinely alarmed now.
House waves him off. “No, no. Just trying to figure out why, in this charming reality, we’re not having sex.”
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Or, where the "other" House from a universe where he and Wilson are married, gets sent to the canon-typical universe where... they're not.
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- Part 2 of The Multiverse of Houses
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5 times people find out about House and Wilson's secret relationship and the 1 time they decide to stop keeping it a secret.
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28 Mar 2026
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House stumbles upon some videos of Wilson singing when he was younger. He's obsessed and insists on hearing Wilson sing again now, even if it takes the bribery of a kiss to get there. Two birds with one stone, right?
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27 Mar 2026
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The Princeton-Plainsboro Winter Ball is mandatory, the seating is paired, and House refuses to go.
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27 Mar 2026
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Wilson's proposal to House was a little too thought-out for House to let it drop. Wilson panics he's going to realise the underlying feelings behind it. But a proposal is a proposal, and things get resolved in the end anyway.
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26 Mar 2026
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As part of his ongoing mission to get Wilson and Amber to break up, House tries to convince Wilson that he's aromantic. This very quickly backfires.
Badly.
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26 Mar 2026
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"You should come as my date."
Cuddy sends House the wrong address for the Thanksgiving dinner. Luckily, he's brought Wilson along with him and they find a better way to spend the day.
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26 Mar 2026
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He didn’t know where he’d gone so bad in life that he didn’t find it hard to play gay for the sake of keeping himself entertained. He’d even ironed his shirt.
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26 Mar 2026
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Assflash, newshole, we were married the whole goddamn time.
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25 Mar 2026
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Wilson was wearing a new scarf, and House just couldn't help himself. To avoid facing any consequences for his actions, he instead concocts a convoluted deal with Cuddy, which she has barely even agreed to, which involves Wilson. As well as his stupid scarf.
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25 Mar 2026
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Wilson scoffs, shaking his head. He rubs his forehead, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Ask Cuddy. Cameron. Anyone but me.”
“What part of boyfriend do you not understand? Unless Cuddy is secretly a tranny I'm not sure it’ll work,” House bites back, eyebrow cocked up.
“Why did you even tell them you have a boyfriend?! You're not gay!”
“How outdated. Wilson the homophobe! Come look for yourselves, folks! Wilson hates gay people and—”
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25 Mar 2026