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- Our Flag Means Death (TV) (12)
- Spider-Man - All Media Types (4)
- Deadpool - All Media Types (4)
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Jud walks along the side of the road for at least half an hour, dressed in yesterday's vestments, underprepared for the slowly-thawing October morning, before a familiar Mercedes pulls alongside him.
He's been praying the whole time, which is the only reason he doesn't immediately chuck a rock at one of the doubtless-expensive windows. He wonders if Blanc deduced the perfect moment to arrive somehow, through some calculus of emotion or some sort of fantastical hearing aid trained on his breath.
Maybe Jud is just that predictable. Just that mechanical. Just that controlled by the obvious tendencies of his human flesh.
"I was wondering if you might perhaps be in need of a ride back to your parish, or if you're still working on the god part of your forgiveness."
"God forgives." Jud sighs. "It's not up to us to work for it."
He reaches for the door handle, and carefully doesn't look at Blanc who doesn't quite hide his satisfaction.
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Jud Duplenticy doesn't really have any friends. Nobody he's not bound to by obligation. Maybe in another world, Benoit Blanc could fill the role. He certainly keeps coming back to visit. But for some reason, he refuses to open up to Father Jud.
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- Part 1 of This Pride of Ours
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Benoit remembers feeling nigh on ten years old standing in a church that wasn't really anything like the one he'd grown up in, staring at the back of a man he'd spent the night watching in the foreground of boxing rings and the backgrounds of hate-filled sermons, not often speaking for himself. Thinking it was a mistake to be there at all.
He remembers staring at the single blurry freeze frame of Monsignor Wicks' tirade against a visiting gay couple where Father Jud was visible in the midst of the camera pan to the couple storming out. He looked... pained, maybe? Sick? Small. He wasn't looking at Wicks, or the couple, or the camera.
He remembers Geraldine calling him back, for the fourth or fifth time, her name obscuring Jud's eyes. He remembers deciding to do his job, no matter the tangle in his gut.
He remembers being surprised at every turn by the shape of man Father Jud was, and he remembers leaving with every answer but one.
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Benoit Blanc is loud and proud enough to often avoid coming out. But maybe it's only plausible deniability skirting the ire of his Catholic priest, no matter how much he wants to believe. Blanc spends a year trying and failing to not make it Jud's problem.
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- Part 2 of This Pride of Ours
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Scott Hunter scores, and Patrick tries to tamp down the cheer that bursts out of him with nearly-teary exuberance, but it's a bit of a wasted effort because the whole bar explodes. Even the dance floor. More than one group of sultry voices starts shouting about shots. Patrick kisses the irritation and aperol-sweetness off of his husband's lips and does his best to keep his eyes off the TV, but it's not long before the whole bar is cheering again for a Vaughn-goal, Hunter-assist.
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The one where Patrick and David visit New York City for their anniversary, and just so happen to be in a certain gay bar on a night the Admirals are playing. It's definitely a coincidence. Patrick feels extremely normal about it.
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- Part 2 of Never In a Vacuum
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A Schitt's Creek/Heated Rivalry crossover. Wherein Patrick Rose-Brewer (and, reluctantly, his husband David) are hosting a watch party for the Stanley Cup final in 2017, and something happens on the ice that absolutely no one expected.
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- Part 1 of Never In a Vacuum
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Bill and Ted are going to get married.
With that option on the table, all of the alternatives--marrying separate babes and buying separate houses and raising separate kids--seem patently ridiculous. For a long time, Bill and Ted were Wyld Stallyns. Now that Wyld Stallyns has grown bigger and better, maybe they do need another way to mark each other as the most excellent thing in each other's lives.
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Bill and Ted find out that their older selves are married to each other, and are surprised to learn that it doesn't actually change anything.
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chrono's Schitt's Creek/Heated Rivalry crossover fics, with an emphasis on what the Kip Grady/Scott Hunter kiss means for the recently-married Sports Gay Patrick, and a bit of fictional NYC queer scene mess on the side. TV canon only for Heated Rivalry, with occasional crumbs from tumblr or the wiki as fancy strikes.
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A series of loose vignettes set in an AU with two main points of divergence: David Rose is a trans man and Wendy decides to keep the Blouse Barn open under a new name post-lawsuit.
Don't worry, Patrick will eventually make an appearance on schedule--I just wanted an excuse to write about trans!David's complicated relationship with clothing and journey to learning how to dress the people living in the greater Elm Valley in ways that feel comfortable for them.
I'll keep this series in order of in-universe chronology, but may not necessarily write and publish them in order. The goal is to keep each individual installment fairly self-contained, so you can read them in any order or read any subset you wish.
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100 Word Concentrate by chronologicalimplosion, mermaidpotato (chronologicalimplosion)
Fandom Castle, Doctor Who, Homestuck, Marvel (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - All Fandoms
12 Nov 2022
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100-word drabbles, from any of a number of fandoms. Usually at least slightly shippy, sometimes they don't make sense. Trying to take the essence of a thing, situation, or idea, and condensing it into as small a space as possible.
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Falling Cheese-Wheels to Bologna Chandeliers by chronologicalimplosion
Fandom Marvel (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - All Fandoms
09 Aug 2012
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A series of presents to my best friend who's going off to college. This is partially because of that and partly because, every Christmas and Birthday since I've known her, I have promised her the same present and failed to deliver on that one present. It's possible I may never finish that, so the ten fics that will wind up here are the five Christmas and five Birthday presents I owe her.
Love you lots, Corrie.
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Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”
“I’m not giving you my home address.”
“Why not!”
“Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”
That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”
In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.
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08 May 2026
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my momsold me to Scott Hunter, a Shane Hollander fanfiction by luulapants, mockspeed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 May 2026
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rpfactorfiction
Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.
So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.
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04 May 2026
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The Game Plan by FestiveFerret, pouringinsheets
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Dec 2022
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Shane Hollander is the number two overall NHL draft pick and a newly minted Montreal Voyageur. He’s also laser focused on his goals: being the best by beating the best. For him, this means a continued rivalry with number one draft pick—and new Ottawa Centaur—Ilya Rozanov. But when a problem with Rozanov’s immigration paperwork threatens his future in the NHL, what does that mean for Shane’s own career? He can’t risk finding out…so they get married. Just for immigration. A fast, practical, mutually beneficial solution.
No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan.
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24 Apr 2026
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Fanning the Flames by cjr2
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
12 Dec 2025
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The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.
Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)
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24 Apr 2026
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[spreadsheet] timey-wimey by SparklesMagicLightLove for hudders-and-hiddles (LeslieWrites)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
08 Apr 2020
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An (attempted) interpretation of the Schitt's Creek timeline
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20 Apr 2026