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    When Paramedic Shane Hollander and EMT Hayden Pike start working nights, they expect to spend their shifts getting fucked over by Response Paramedic—and notorious asshole—Ilya Rozanov.

    Shane does end up getting fucked, just not in the way he was expecting.

    (shane just wants to do his job and ride the ambulance. ilya thinks shane should be riding him, instead.)

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    09 Jan 2026

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    apply pads (shock now!) by blongblong
    Summary:
    When Paramedic Shane Hollander and EMT Hayden Pike start working nights, they expect to spend their shifts getting fucked over by Response Paramedic—and notorious asshole—Ilya Rozanov.

    Shane does end up getting fucked, just not in the way he was expecting.

    (shane just wants to do his job and ride the ambulance. ilya thinks shane should be riding him, instead.)

     

    banger

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    Ilya’s blood has always run hotter than Shane's.

    Or: Yay Hollanov free use! Everybody cheered!

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    03 Jan 2026

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    Compatible by jewelledfoxes
    Summary: Ilya’s blood has always run hotter than Shane's.
    Or: Yay Hollanov free use! Everybody cheered!

    Notes:

    The way I started writing this a week ago and then just yesterday saw this Tumblr post like I'm SO fucking glad that we're all in agreement on the fact that, given a couple free hours on a Tuesday afternoon, star hockey player Shane Hollander WOULD invent free use. Probably Ilya would have (at the very least) some vague awareness of the concept of free use from like surfing porn sites or whatever but I just love writing kink where they're like jesus there's no way anyone's ever fucked this nasty before and it's just like… very basic entry level kink shit. It's the *portrait of a lady on fire voice* “Do all lovers feel they’re inventing something?” of it all…

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    Bucky loves stories and also loves being owned by Steve or whatever. It's inexplicable sexy banter all the way down.

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    29 May 2025

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    an early name used for videophones by easyforpauline
    Bucky loves stories and also loves being owned by Steve or whatever. It's inexplicable sexy banter all the way down.

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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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    06 Jul 2025

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    IRIS Log #1548
    by deadchannelradio
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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

     

    FUcking lol. "Red Hood: Blow me up once shame on you. Try to blow me up again. And I’m doing it first. Hand in hand we are getting exploded together forever."

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    A story that starts with dick pics but is really about friendship, falling in love, and summer hols fun.

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    08 Jul 2015

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    Aesthetic: Trash Boys by Emaly, merlywhirls
    A story that starts with dick pics but is really about friendship, falling in love, and summer hols fun.

     

    my trash children

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