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Where There's A Will, There's A Road by little-smartass (Linxcat)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Aug 2021
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Mingjue needs to be careful. He will not die in this fucking tomb under the earth. It is not his time, not yet.
And yet...
If.
Guangyao said if they get out alive, don’t tell Xichen.
He doesn’t believe they’ll make it. Guangyao is legitimately concerned that they might be trapped and die before they can escape. Probably, that’s why he’s allowed so much emotion to slip through his usual mask in the last few hours: if they die, who’s to find out that anything besides banal pleasantry exists inside his vicious trap of a mind?
Well, Mingjue knows. He’s always known. And by gods, they are going to make it out of this, even if it’s just to increase that chances of him one day getting the opportunity to punch Jin Guangshan in his stupid, smug, smarmy face. Nothing as pathetic as certain death is going to get in the way of him getting that satisfaction.
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19 Apr 2026
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‘cause it’s worth the sacrifice to finally be strong by MichelleFeather
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 May 2024
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"Why does no one believe you both are in a relationship with each other?" he asked over dinner, Lan Huan not in attendance.
Lan Zhan and Wei Ying shared a glance filled with years of that exact same question - along with the rage, anger, sadness, and acceptance that came with such a thought. Wei Ying swirled his drink around with his straw, the ice softly clinking against the clear glass.
"They don't believe us. That's the only conclusion we've ever been able to come to Uncle." he responded, hesitantly looking up at the elder.
"Uncle, you and the Wen siblings are the only people who believe Wei Ying and I are together, that we are married. Brother has always said we were best friends, soulmates, then immediately offered to arrange dates for me."
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Reverse trope: "instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren't actually dating"
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19 Apr 2026
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the saga of qi rong the cockblock by falsegrailwar
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jan 2020
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Qi Rong's bedroom door opens a crack so he can confirm--yep, they're literally seconds away from making out right there on the fucking couch--and then it slams open all the way, drawing their attention towards the actual fucking gremlin standing in the doorway, proudly wearing a T-shirt with "DUMP HIM" emblazoned across the chest.
(Qi Rong Week 2020 day 2 - prompt: modern)
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- Part 2 of Qi Rong Week 2020
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18 Apr 2026
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bring ur ghost partner to work day by bashfulbonsai
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Apr 2023
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“Yeah, there is nothing out of the ordinary with that. What’s wrong with being married with a kid while still being mortal enemies?” Lang Qianqiu replied, sounding confused.
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Married Qiurong crashes a meeting of heavenly officials and confuses everyone.
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- Part 1 of tgcf brainrots
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18 Apr 2026
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Maybe it Does Fall Far by mincenoodle
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jun 2022
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Parent-teacher conferences were never fun for anyone- and despite Lang Qianqiu having long since become accustomed to the verbal abuse entitled parents would unleash upon him, he could say with full certainty that they never got any easier.
Luckily, though, as the evening began to give way into the night, he knew that the finish line was in sight. His final interview of the day was with the parents of his (unofficial) favourite student, Gu Zi.Gu Zi was well behaved, mild-mannered and incredibly kind. A good little child like him would, no doubt, have parents to match.
This would be a piece of cake.
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18 Apr 2026
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If You Teach a Demon to Fish by strangegoingson
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 May 2021
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On a cold winter day, a group of fishermen find a baby floating down the Luo River.
They decide to keep him.
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18 Apr 2026
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the blackest of rooms by cwnran (manatsuko)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Apr 2020
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The other Peak's disciple looks up at him with too-wide eyes, a too-fake smile and put-upon nonchalance.
Liu Qingge breathes in, counting the seconds. Precise. Controlled. Then releases all of the air trapped inside his lungs in one fell whoosh.
"This won't do."
(A canon divergence of the original PIDW where, instead of going into the caves behind Qiong Ding Peak himself to cultivate, Shen Qingqiu sends Luo Binghe there under the guise of training. Which should have been a great opportunity for him! Really! Unfortunately, Liu Qingge still goes into qi deviation nearby.)
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- Part 1 of fractal
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17 Apr 2026
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For Want of a Coffee by BookKeep for Nemainofthewater
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Dec 2021
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How Shang Qinghua accidentally derails the plot, makes a friend and eventually saves the world.
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16 Apr 2026
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built a ship to wreck, for divine absolution you beg by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jan 2026
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“I really do love you, you know? My absolute favorite.” Always was, and always will be. “Out of all my creations, of all the things I’ve written and imagined, you are my most favorite and my most beloved.”
Mobei Jun freezes when Shang Qingua’s words finally sink in.
“...What?”
Shang Qinghua gives himself three beats before pushing off Mobei Jun and daring to look at him. Funny how the words just spilled out of his mouth so easily and so naturally.
Because it is nothing short of a fact, Shang Qinghua loves Mobei Jun above anyone and anything, and in that lies the truth behind who he really is.
So he takes a deep breath and utters the rest of his confession, the final nail in the coffin of the best thing that has ever happened to him, “I created this world, my king.”
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or: sqh finally reveals he's the author god creator of PIDW
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- Part 18 of love mercy, now
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16 Apr 2026
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in the heat of the moment by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jun 2025
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“A-Lian, fuck sakes, why are you wearing your winter robes?” Shang Qinghua clicks his tongue as she approaches his table. “Aish! Just looking at you makes me feel even hotter!”
“Shifu,” she says slowly and evenly, “it’s winter.”
“Hah?” Shang Qinghua exclaims, abruptly stopping from fanning himself to look at her, confused and a whole lot annoyed by the sweat trickling from his nape down his back.
“And we’re also in the middle of a blizzard.”
“...ah?”
“If this one would assess the situation, it seems like Shifu has been spending more time in a climate much different than Cang Qiong, and so it is only fair that he is no longer accustomed to it.”
Shang Qinghua is so confused. “What does that have to do with—ah.” Understanding finally dawns, and Shang Qinghua closes his eyes as he throws his head back against the backrest of his chair. “Ah, shit.”
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or: SQH needs to be the Northern Dessert's Consort to have body temperature regulating powers, and MBJ finally convinces him to finally get the wedding preparations in motion.
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- Part 17 of love mercy, now
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16 Apr 2026
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different shades of blue by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2021
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mobei jun courts shang qinghua in the way he knows howーby showering him with gifts and material things. naturally, shang qinghua has to ruin mobei jun’s fun by telling him there is such a thing as ‘too many gifts’.
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for Freyja as part of moshang after hours' secret Santa
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- Part 14 of love mercy, now
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16 Apr 2026
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Kaelix glances sideways, his voice light. “Maybe it’s seasonal. Like, I don’t know, a sign that spring’s coming early or something?”
Freodore throws him a harsh look.
Kaelix grins, faint but genuine. “Listen, if I start sprouting branches, you can have naming rights to the first bloom. I’m sure you’d give it a little flair. Preferably in Latin.”
“I’m not naming your lung flora,” Freodore says with a sigh.
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16 Apr 2026
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“Harry’s been behaving strangely.”
“Strangely?” Arthur asked, taking a sip of his tea. “How so?”
Sirius tapped a long finger against the table. He briefly wondered how to best phrase his concerns, but ultimately, the plainest question came out of him.
“Did you notice Harry has a habit of doing the dishes?”
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With the Second Wizarding War over, Sirius is more than excited to put everything behind him and raise Harry as his own. However, he and Remus begin to notice odd and troubling behaviors from Harry. Without answers from the source, Sirius turns to Harry's previous guardians--Molly and Arthur Weasley--and learns Harry is still making adjustments from his time with the Dursley's.
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14 Apr 2026
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A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).
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the brightest witch of her age by dirgewithoutmusic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jan 2017
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When Hermione Jean Granger was one year old her parents died in a car crash. She knew all about it because she asked a lot of questions and her aunt and uncle believed in answering them.
Why is the sky blue, auntie? Why are b's and d's like in the mirror? Where do songs come from? Why did Jenny Hopkins call me a--?
Her father had accelerated into a green light, like you were supposed to. (By the time she was eight, Hermione had the driver's rulebook memorized). A truck driver, going the opposite way, hadn't stopped at a red.
Hermione had been strapped in a car seat in the back, her aunt and uncle told her. She hadn't been hurt at all except for the scar that stood out, jagged, on her forehead.
As Hermione grew up into a gangly, bushy-haired, buck-toothed wonder, she thought she could remember it-- a glaring green light, a rush of cold air.
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- Part 10 of boy with a scar
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14 Apr 2026
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before he can be drowned by the inferi, kreacher disapparates regulus to sirius black and remus lupin's apartment.
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how things should have gone in canon.
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13 Apr 2026
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Listen Closely by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous) for starlightsruby
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
23 Mar 2026
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Finally, a piece clicked into place, and Martyn ceased his struggling. His jaw dropped.
“Grian?”
“There we go,” Grian whispered, grinning ever wider. “Now, you remember me.”
Martyn heard himself let out a breathy laugh, rife with disbelief. He stared at the other man and a twisted level of understanding settled over him. Out of all the people he’d encountered on his journeys, of course Grian would be the one he bumped into in a realm of immortal beings.
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Datastream!Martyn glitches between worlds and accidentally melds with a version of himself that he never should have been able to meet. Only another god can make things right.
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13 Apr 2026
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don't blame me, love made me crazy by coupe_de_foudre
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Aug 2021
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“Whatever, gorgeous. Just don’t forget about us lowlifes when you end up on the cover of Seeker Weekly.”
It’s only when Regulus’ eyes widen, spluttering in response to James, that James even realises what he said.
Oh…no.
What’s worse is he doesn’t even regret it. Not when Regulus is blushing furiously like he is right now, because all James can feel is an odd sense of pride that he was the cause of that adorable pink flush now high on Regulus’ cheeks.
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13 Apr 2026
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There are a few things Sirius really didn't count on for Christmas of 1979. The extreme sexual confusion is one of them; Remus Lupin is approximately seventy-eight of the rest.
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13 Apr 2026
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Harry's bringing his boyfriend home to meet his parents. It goes about as well as can be expected.
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12 Apr 2026