deletable_bird
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the sun a souvenir by deletable_bird
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
08 May 2017
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It took Dan a record-breaking eleven times of being in the same physical space as his current crush before he managed to speak a word to him. Fluff/humor/smut, 10.8k
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call it a hunch by deletable_bird for
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
05 Mar 2017
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The first time Dan brings up posture, Phil is hunched over his laptop and feels rather as if he’s been caught in the act. Fluff/humor/smut, 3.7k
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don't make me fall in love again if he won't be here next year by deletable_bird
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
25 Dec 2016
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Phil was a Christmas man. Fluff, 2.9k
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- Part 2 of that one christmas au
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Professionally, Yours by deletable_bird
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
05 Nov 2016
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Dan is an overworked, underpaid, very homosexual uni student in need of an easy job. Phil is a successful, rather lonely businessman in need of a housekeeper. This is their story. Fluff/smut, 31.2k, written for the Phandom Big Bang 2016
This fic won 2nd place for BEST COMBINATION and was nominated for BEST SLOW BURN in the phanfic awards 2016!
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said it was love and did it for life (did it for you) by deletable_bird
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
29 Sep 2016
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Dan is down on his knees the first time Phil mentions weddings with any seriousness. Fluff, 4.0k
This was nominated for BEST FLUFF in the phanfic awards 2016!
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Karkat is a singer with a gorgeous voice and an affinity for simplicity. He’s got a gift for words, a love of classic things (like his ancient VW Beetle), and a truly magnificent temper, and he’s fluent in eighteen foreign languages. Dave is an ace at literally any instrument under the sun, with a master's degree in classical composition. He’s got a stupid-ass poker face, an unbelievably tiny apartment (which he rarely lives in anyways), and a truly magnificent collection of stringed instruments, and he’s a ridiculous idiot. How the fuck they ended up starting a rock band is a mystery to all.
How they made it to number one, on the other hand, is a mystery to no one.
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A collection of porny oneshots revolving around the pairing rosemary. Each oneshot is based off of a song, and I take requests for new songs in the comments. The only requirements are that the song has lyrics. That's it. So easy. Such porn. Very smut. Thank.
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everything's ace (and aro) by deletable_bird
Fandom: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
18 Jun 2016
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A series of unrelated asexual and/or aromantic phan oneshots.
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that one christmas au by deletable_bird
Fandom: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
25 Dec 2016
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Phil is a youtuber, Dan is not, and they somehow ended up living in the same split-down-the-middle townhouse somewhere in the UK.
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The Dark 45-Day OTP Challenge, in honor of approaching Halloween. Every work is stand-alone.
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with naught but a look by transmothman
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 Feb 2020
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jaskier has three things: an unstoppable libido, a limitless imagination, and the continent's sexiest traveling companion. sometimes, this leads to certain accidents. they become a little less accidental over time.
or: five times jaskier accidentally orgasms because of geralt, and one time he comes very much on purpose.
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21 Sep 2025
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Freedom to be by Quicksilvermaid for Seductresses_Temple
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Apr 2019
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Harry Potter is the Boy Who Lived.
12 years after the war, he's become the Boy Who Lived For Everyone Else. He has the perfect wife. The perfect house. The perfect job. The perfect friends.
Only nothing feels perfect.
Until one day he stumbles across a club called Release and begins a journey of self-discovery that takes him to a very different place.
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15 Aug 2025
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Who we are in the shadows by orphan_account for drarryruinedme7
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Dec 2019
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What happens when you’re forced to become the very thing you despise?
Ex-Auror Harry Potter, tossed out of the Ministry for something he had no control over, has been looking for a way back to his former life. When he comes across Draco Malfoy in the criminal underbelly of Wizarding London and in need of protection, Harry figures bringing him in to face the Ministry's justice is his ticket back to everything he's lost.
But nothing is exactly as it seems. Not even Harry himself. And as he gets drawn further and further into Malfoy's world of honour and deception he finds himself questioning everything he thought he knew—about his childhood nemesis, the Ministry job he misses so much, and most of all, about himself.
What happens when you’re forced to see that you were wrong?
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Bookmarked by deletable_bird
31 Jul 2025
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“The most important things are the hardest to say…because words diminish them.” ~ Stephen King
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18 Jul 2025
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well, here we are. and we're loving it
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Some things, you need to learn on the job.
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17 Jul 2025
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FANFICTION FROM 2010 SUPREMACY???? perfectly in tune with canon, wickedly creative, dimensional depiction of everyone involved, and idk how the archive rating SOP has changed over the last 15 years but despite the fact that this is quite a bit more explicit than i'd expect for a mature fic, i can see how that's the rating it would have warranted in earlier days. it's tasteful, above all else. IMMACULATE craft