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Forget-me-not: a small flower, with four petals, which are normally found in shades of blue with a pink or white centre. These are traditional flowers of intent in the Shire, used to express true love, and remembrance.
In which Bilbo plans to leave Erebor, and Thorin tries to understand why.
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15 May 2026
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Splitting Hairs by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Jun 2018
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Bilbo misinterprets some court gossip.
He cuts his hair.
Chaos ensues.- Language:
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- 5/5
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15 May 2026
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You Got Me by drunkonwriting
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Feb 2015
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The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.
(Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)
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09 May 2026
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The room was quiet, apart from the breaths of the two men cramped together into the too small bed. A small solace, hidden between the walls and the rough texture of the uniform. A ragged breath, held desperate as he buried his face into the ranger’s neck. The arms around him tightened ever so slightly and he felt like he was suffocating.
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18 Apr 2026
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An Ode to Broken Things by Wizards_Pupil
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
05 Apr 2014
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“Thorin, I have a weak heart. It has trouble pumping enough blood through my body. That’s why I’m always so low on energy. And…” Bilbo swallowed, forcibly keeping his eyes on the flickering flames. Thorin wasn’t moving by his side. “And it’s failing. There are healers in Greenwood who have gifts for mending hearts, but there isn’t much chance it will work. I haven’t been very responsive to any other methods, and… Well… I don’t have very long.” Bilbo dropped his eyes to his hands. He’d ripped the four-leaf clover Bofur had given him. It seemed horribly symbolic of his life.
Headed to Greenwood to see the healer Thranduil, Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey hitch a ride with thirteen dwarves headed to Erebor.
Bilbo had hoped it would be like the adventures he read. That there would be orcs, sword fights, torture, revenge, trolls, chases, or escapes.
He had never expected miracles or true love.
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- Part 1 of Ode Verse
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- 41,103
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- 14/14
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08 Apr 2026
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Deathless by Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
04 Nov 2014
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They called him Durin the Deathless because he was reborn time and time again into his own line. Some said it was because he was too powerful to be kept back by death. Others believed that he came back to lead his people in their time of need. But the truth was really not so complicated.
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07 Apr 2026
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Quietus by shinigami714
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
09 Mar 2013
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Hobbits have a defense mechanism that takes effect when they grow weak and cold. Bilbo recognizes as it begins to take hold of him during the journey to Erebor. For a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme.
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07 Apr 2026
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The Truth About Hobbits and Adventures by StarlightShimmer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Feb 2014
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Gandalf leaves his personal items unattended and the dwarves learn the hazards of touching a wizards things. Thorin and the rest of the dwarves learn the hard way why hobbits do not generally go on adventures when magic goes awry and thirteen dwarves suddenly become thirteen hobbits.
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04 Apr 2026
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“He looks more like a dryad than the Lord of the Underworld,” the newcomer remarked, coldly.
In which Bilbo inherits the Underworld, Thorin can't get the hang of growing things, and neither of them have a clue what to do.
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01 Apr 2026
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The Stone Prince by harrypanther
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Dec 2021
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AU (Erebor never fell). The Kingdom of Erebor is rich and powerful but the dwarrow within are not happy. For an ancient curse has fallen on their Crown Prince and he had been turned to stone. Only the presence of his One will return him to normality-but if he does not meet the mate Mahal made for him before the Midwinter Festival, before midnight on the Yule Solstice, he will remain stone forever.
When a lowly Hobbit cleaner finds a statue incongruously in a hidden corridor, he of course has no idea who he is or what story lies behind his presence. Or who the grumpy dwarf Prince is who appeared when he returned to the corridor to perform an act of kindness. If only Bilbo Baggins knew why the Prince was desperate for him to return, perhaps he could help...and cure more than an ancient curse...
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31 Mar 2026
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When Love Kills, What Choice Do We Have but to Die? by HallsofStone2941
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
06 Dec 2014
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Though Dwarves do not have soulmates, Thorin knows that Hobbits will die if rejected by their One. Now he can only hope that he is not too late.
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30 Mar 2026
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The Prophet of Yavanna by hannibal_rises
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
14 Jul 2014
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Every 300 years or so a child is marked and blessed as a prophet of Yavanna the mother of all that grows and blooms. Upon their foot is the tree of life, and every 300 years the Prophet of Yavanna is sought out for wisdom and the word from the mother of Hobbits but now, this era, the Prophet is found to share in an adventure with the company of 13 Dwarfs and a Wizard who promises Bilbo the one thing he wants- to escape the expectations of being a Prophet.
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- Part 1 of Prophet Under The Mountain
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30 Mar 2026
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That Which Begets Affection (Is Silent) by bubbysbub
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
28 Jul 2017
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Business pulls Bilbo to the town of Scary, but it is the journey home that changes everything for Bilbo. Family, it seems, comes in many forms, and quite possibly in the form of a scarred, silent shade of a Dwarrow Bilbo finds in a ditch.
Family, though, is a tricky thing, and there's fun to be had when they come looking for their kin.
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29 Mar 2026
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“You have a tiny Hobbit,” Fíli said, sounding astonished. “Why do you have a tiny Hobbit?” Kíli asked, his voice suspicious. “Did you get married?” asked Fíli, now sounding worried. “This is not good,” Kíli muttered, with twice the worry as Fíli. “Uncle, why are they staring at you?” Frodo asked, his voice confused.
Bilbo fled Erebor before his friends could be buried, before he had to see Thorin encased in stone. He returns to the Shire and settles into a life of unsociability and some amount of loneliness, but finds comfort in the figures of the children of Hobbiton.
After twenty years, however, his luck is gone, and Bilbo has to flee the Shire with Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin, and with four very young Hobbits, there is only one place he can turn to.Series
- Part 1 of tiny Hobbits
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12 Mar 2026
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The Red Hood stumbles upon a Robin, beaten and broken and trapped inside a warehouse rigged to blow.
(Or: Jason’s plans of vengeful murder change instantly and desperately to protection, Tim can’t believe he’s been abducted by two different villains in the same night, and Dick refuses to lose his brother twice.)
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09 Mar 2026
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Banshee In A Well by bugbee, liverobinreaction (bugbee)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
03 Apr 2023
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Tim is five years old when he drowns in his parents' pool. He dies quietly, waiting for parents who love him, but will never be there, to realise that something is wrong. They never show up, and he sinks into oblivion.
When he wakes up and claws his way out of the water, the sun has set, and the lights of his house are on. He is cold and wet and his lungs burn.
But most of all, Tim is alone.
(If you die and no-one is there to see it, were you ever alive in the first place?)
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- Part 1 of bury the dead where they're found
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- 5/5
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09 Mar 2026
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There’s a few rings, then the phone picks up.
“Wayne Residence.”
That’s funny, Tim thinks, Mrs. Mac doesn’t sound like herself.
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On a hot July evening while home alone, eight-year-old Tim gets a fever. He means to ask Mrs. Mac for help — but ends up accidentally calling Alfred Pennyworth. Somehow, even in sickness, he wins all the hearts of the Wayne family in one fell swoop.- Language:
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09 Mar 2026
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Watch This by snackbaskets
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
24 May 2019
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Hal and Barry are worried about Batman's new partner. Being around the Batman all the time can't be good for a kid, right?
Robin insists otherwise, and for $15.36 of betting money, is happy to demonstrate.
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09 Mar 2026
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“Would you put money on it, Foreman?” Chase asks, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively at both of them, “Come on. Fifty bucks each, bit of holiday fun.”
Foreman leans back in his chair, crossing his arms, “Why are you so eager to make this a bet? Spend too much on Christmas presents?”
Chase’s mouth twitches, “Can’t a guy just want to have a friendly wager with his colleagues?”
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After a slip on some ice lands House in the hospital with a concussion he accidentally reveals to his fellows that he was planning to propose to someone, but doesn't say to who. That's up to them to figure out.- Language:
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03 Mar 2026
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In For A Penny by gender_bender08
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Captain America (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 Jul 2023
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Peter meets Daredevil when the man saves him from a shootout.
He meets Deadpool when the guy’s trying to steal a car.
He meets the Punisher when Red brings him to the gym.
He meets Jessica Jones when she corners him on a streetlight.
He meets Hawkeye when Jessica’s hired to solve one of his assassinations.All of this to say, he meets a lot of people before he meets Tony Stark.
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01 Feb 2026