dundee
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“Tell you what, let’s try something.”
Elias grimaces. “Oh, god. I know that look. Another bloody wager.”
“If you can seduce your little protege away from my little protege in a week’s time, in spite of all you’ve done, I’ll owe you a favor.”
If Elias wins, then dear Martin will feel the lack when Jon begins ignoring him.
If Elias loses, Elias loses.
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An achronological exploration of Jonah Magnus’s relationships with the men in his life and with his own capability for monstrous actions, featuring a Regency BDSM scene that brings out a level of cruelty neither sub nor dom were quite expecting, some attempted but inadequate aftercare, the incidental murder of an assistant in the process of gifting thousands of victims to both the Victorian prison system and to Jonah Magnus’s delusions of grandeur, and one entirely justified assault on an obnoxious Italian painter.
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fragments of tape lost from the seven months.
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“I’ll confess, this isn’t a point of research I’ve seen fit to pursue in my education,” Jonah admits, as Barnabas and Eric lead him over to the sounds of amiable chatter to sit perched on someone’s lap - Kristoff’s, by the boisterous laughter and the density of the thighs. “What options am I choosing from?”
“Well, there’s always the tried and true earring,” drawls Eric, fully in his element, “or something dashing about the nose? You’d look quite mischievous with a nostril ring, like Calvin. Or a septum? Jack’s got an eyebrow ring he could tell you about, I myself have got a rather fun piece of hardware on my clavicle -- Arthur got his tits pierced last year and said they only managed to heal up this August, so I can't say I recommend that-“
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Masky + Hoody | practice
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Leto Does Podfic by Autodidact, Destinyllama, dundee, LittleMagpie, oilslurp, PrettyBlueColors (WyvernsFlight), spiraldistortion (bisexualthorin), Thetwistingdeceit, WyvernsFlight
Fandom Deltarune (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Apr 2022
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Wrap-Around by helpivefallenandicantgetup
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
22 Nov 2025
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Anakin Falls on the battlefield, on a small dusty planet in the Mid Rim that’s largely unimportant in the grand scale of the war. His men are dying in scores around him, screaming, spilling their guts onto the pockmarked ground, and something that has been pulling tighter and tighter over the course of the war, over the course of his whole life—between one decapitated droid and the next, something snaps in his chest. He doesn't know it, but he's more than a year early.
Or: Anakin navigates the path from straight up not noticing, to denial, to buying a pair of ugly sunglasses to hide his unfortunate Darksider eye condition, to a number of Sith lords dying in uniquely creative ways. If he reaches acceptance, it just might save the galaxy.
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30 Jan 2026
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even if a light goes up, we didn't waste our time by tideswept
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
05 Jul 2024
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“Obi-Wan, huh?” The boy—the young man—drawled, giving him yet another look that could peel bark off a tree. “Anakin Skywalker. No chance you’ve heard of me?”
Of course. Of course. Who else would be out in the middle of nowhere, facing off against a legendary beast?
“Frankly, that you even ask makes me feel your ego is too inflated as is, but I have heard of you.”
“Where?” Skywalker demanded, urgency whetting his tone. “From who?”
Obi-Wan stared at him. “Does it matter? You’re famous in this game.”
[Jedi Librarian Obi-Wan decides to play an online game. A game he is absolutely not addicted to, thank you very much. He can quit it (and Anakin) any time he wants.]
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20 Jan 2026
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19 Jan 2026
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“I’ve been wondering,” Obi-Wan started, as if exchanging pleasantries instead of potentially risking his life, “those last two kills you bagged—were those contracts? Or personal?” He wasn’t sure which would be worse. They’d been… bad. Sadistic.
He saw that struck something—a flicker above the brow, a tight swallow. Not guilt. Closer to shame.
“Doesn’t matter,” was Vader’s reply, long after Obi-Wan had lined up his shot. “Stay out of my business, Negotiator, or I’ll make you my business.”
[the John Wick-inspired Obikin AU that would not leave my brain]
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19 Jan 2026
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but it feels far away by auldays
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
08 Apr 2024
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Obi-Wan’s face is registering as little more than swirls of porcelain and copper to Anakin at the moment - the occasional flash of gold - but that last part hardly matters.
He still recognizes the hand holding his; the saber-calloused fingers interwoven so lovingly with his own. It’s enough. Anakin doesn’t need to recognize his eye color during this.
He misses bluish grey.Bookmarked by dundee
19 Jan 2026