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    An Essay On Stupidity by for silvermistwasmygayawakening

    Fandoms: House M.D.  

    09 Dec 2022

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    House starts to wear his wedding ring, after almost a year, to screw with his team. Cameron, Chase, and Foreman are more confused than they've probably ever been.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Love Actually (Targaryen Version) by

    Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms  

    20 Dec 2023

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    (Modern AU.) The Targaryen clan is gathering for their annual Yule celebration. Daemon forgot to buy presents (again), Aegon and Jacaera are bringing the new baby, everyone’s hoping Aemond and Lucera don’t have sex in the closet (again), and Joff is hiding something (but what else is new?).

    Also, Cregan is coming as Baela’s date. This is his first time meeting her family, and he is absolutely, totally, 100% prepared for this.

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    30 Nov 2025

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    A Very Hullmark Yule by

    Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin  

    06 Jan 2026

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    (Modern AU.) Welcome to Yuletide in King’s Landing, where there’s fake dating, miscommunications, stressed-out workaholics, rekindled romances, convenient blizzards, craft fairs, locked doors, an attempt to simulate fascism via HOA, eighty-five thousand Targaryens, and ONLY ONE BED. Plus, someone’s gotta save that small-town dog shelter, right?

    Or: the Targbros and Velargirls learn the Meaning of Christmas Yule (and the authors hope the Hallmark Channel’s copyright lawyers have a sense of humor). Can be read as a stand-alone. Co-written with guest author audreyii_fic.

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    30 Nov 2025

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    Delete it! by

    Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV)  

    23 Sep 2022

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    Fuck!

    Rhaenyra stared down at her phone, realizing why there had been no response from Harwin. It was because she’d sent her nude to the wrong damn person!

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    25 Nov 2025

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    Hotel? Trivago. Poison? Viago. by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)  

    22 Nov 2025

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    The target dies by a poison currently named after his own cover story, poetic and wretched, while the man who made it watches from above. Standing atop the dilapidated sign that reads "Hotel Trivago", Rook turns and grins to her friend to let him know the plan has worked.

    "Good poison, Viago!"

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    23 Nov 2025