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Angel Dust finally discovers why Alastor lives off of rotten carcasses and human flesh, and the reason is far more vulnerable than he was expecting.
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“What the fuck, Whiskers?” he muttered to himself, turning back the way he’d come. Husk, not at the bar at nine o’clock in the morning?
When Husk doesn't show up to tend the bar one morning, Angel is immediately suspicious. What he discovers upstairs teaches him the true meaning of the word "stubborn."
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Charlie has a surprise for Vaggie, and she’s nervous about her reaction. Thankfully, Vaggie is more than happy with what she sees.
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When the others go out for a night on the town, Alastor is (reluctantly) left to take care of an unwell Charlie.
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Lucifer had learned to expect a lot of things when returning home to the hotel. He’d learned to expect Husk behind the bar, regardless of the hour, either with a drink in hand or passed out against the counter. He’d learned to expect Angel Dust half-naked or worse in the lobby, moaning and groaning about whatever atrocity Valentino had put him through that day whilst combing unspeakable things out of his fur. He’d learned to expect Charlie’s unrelenting enthusiasm, greeting him each time he returned as though she hadn’t seen him in decades.
What he hadn’t learned to expect, what he never would have expected, was to find Alastor on his knees, head in hands, crying.
When Lucifer happens upon Alastor in his most vulnerable moment, it comes time for a turning point in their relationship.
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Husk had never considered himself an anxious man, and usually something like this wouldn’t particularly worry him, even if it did strike him as odd, but Angel had been unusually absent all morning.
When Husk discovers that Angel is sick, he dedicates himself to reminding him that he isn’t alone anymore.
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Walk Me Home in the Dead of Night by erraticprocrastinator
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Dec 2024
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A long day out leads to the unthinkable: Alastor is tired.
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Sequel to The “Unredeemable”
In the aftermath of Vox’s attack, the hotel residents must learn to heal and move on. While Husk and Angel explore their blossoming relationship, Alastor is forced to face the reality of his own vulnerability, both physical and emotional. As each of them work to recover from their individual hardships, revelations and decisions made put both relationships and status quo at risk.
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- Part 2 of The “Found in Flame” Trilogy
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He’d figured out a long time ago that Alastor had good days, and bad days.
It’d been a bad day.Lucifer reminds Alastor that it’s okay to not be okay.
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- Part 3 of Wholesome RadioApple One-Shots
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Two Little Petunias by erraticprocrastinator for ScooterThyme
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Nov 2024
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Vox is having a bad day, and, turns out, so is Alastor. They’re soon reminded that things aren’t always as bad as they seem… Not when they have each other.
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When Niffty’s fever drives her into a mindless cleaning frenzy, only one person can soothe her.
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Pushin’ Up Daisies by erraticprocrastinator, ScooterThyme
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Oct 2024
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During his first few days in Hell, Alastor wanders to Cannibal Town, both stumbling upon a familiar face and meeting a new friend for the first time.
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The guy Alastor kills in Black Gryph0n’s Daisies video is the same “old friend” he bumps into in Insane, and poor, trusting Victor can’t seem to catch a break. Rosie finds Alastor’s lack of table manners more concerning than his affinity for murder.
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After an eventful night out, Angel delivers an extremely drunk Lucifer safely back to Alastor, leaving him to take care of his inebriated partner.
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- Part 2 of Wholesome RadioApple One-Shots
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Lucifer accidentally stumbling upon Alastor practicing the piano leads to an unexpected turn of events.
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- Part 1 of Wholesome RadioApple One-Shots
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When Alastor shows up at her emporium for an unexpected visit, Rosie can tell that something isn't right. When things head downhill, she becomes determined to look after her stubborn friend.
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Rosie knows a sick little deer when she sees one.
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The Bigger They Are, the Harder They Fall by erraticprocrastinator
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Aug 2024
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When Alastor and Lucifer both fall ill, being forced to suffer together brings them closer in an unexpected way.
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Alastor finds himself inconveniently attached to the other hotel residents, drawing him into a situation that he would not normally concern himself with. Unfamiliar with these newfound emotions, he puts himself in harm’s way to protect those around him.
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Alastor is allergic to his own feelings, and it’s a problem.
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- Part 1 of The “Found in Flame” Trilogy
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A Beatific Beginning by erraticprocrastinator
Fandoms: Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story (TV), Bridgerton (TV)
02 Jun 2024
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“You have not done this before, have you?”
Brimsley entertains an unexpected guest.
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- Part 8 of Smutty Brimsley/Reynolds One-Shots
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Memories on the Wind by erraticprocrastinator
Fandoms: Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story (TV), Bridgerton (TV)
28 May 2024
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“Reynolds,” George uttered under his breath, his voice breaking.
A dire accident serves as a reminder that good things should not be taken for granted.
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An Intimate Indulgence by erraticprocrastinator
Fandoms: Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story (TV), Bridgerton (TV)
28 Apr 2024
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"This is our miracle."
An unusually pleasant week allows Brimsley and Reynolds to enjoy each other as they deserve.Series
- Part 7 of Smutty Brimsley/Reynolds One-Shots