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3-Where They Have to Take You In by flamethrower, WritestuffLee
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
20 Oct 2020
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Seven years after "Schism," Obi-Wan turns up at Qui-Gon's new temple, the worse for wear and hiding a secret he ultimately can't keep.
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Innocuous by flamethrower
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Aug 2019
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Crowley has a revelation in the shower. Not the world-ending sort or the getting-laid sort, but one of the far less fun sorts. The sort that leads you to realize that something has somehow gone very wrong. Most likely, anyway. Maybe.
Heaven, why him?
(Fan Cover Art by my own Eldest Podling.)Author's Notes: This story can be read as a Standalone, OR as part of the series (located on Squidge). Innocuous came first, and nothing changes what it is--
a lovenote to footnotesan excellent GO story.The footnotes work if the story is read chapter by chapter, the footnotes map properly, but not as Entire Work.
BIG NOTE: I'm moving most of my content to Squidgeworld. My pseud is flamethrower; you can download PDFs, ePubs, & Mobi files on Squidge for easy reading just like you can on AO3.
I do not consent to my work being reposted or used in any unofficial apps or other websites. This work is not posted for anyone's profit.
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Harry Potter's fifteenth birthday starts off just like all the others...for the first few seconds, at least. The gift he receives changes his entire life.
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- Part 3 of Of a Linear Circle
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In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.
By December, Nizar has been free of a portrait's boundaries for a little over a month. Just in time for things to start to get interesting: he is less than impressed by Death Eaters, agrees with Sirius Black that 12 Grimmauld Place should possibly be burned to the ground, and learns a few things he'd really prefer to avoid.
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- Part 2 of Of a Linear Circle
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In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.
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The amount of geek research that went into this story basically ups its hit points to ridiculous levels.
I do not consent to my work being reposted or used in any unofficial apps or other websites. This work is not posted for anyone's profit.
To find and read the rest of OaLC. this Very Big Story, I'm flamethrower on Squidge at Squidgeworld. I'd direct-link you, but by AO3 doctrine, no one is allowed to use direct links to anywhere for anything unless it's another AO3 work. Hop over to the dot-org site and search for me; I'll pop up right away.Series
- Part 1 of Of a Linear Circle
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Force Freaks by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, flamethrower, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets), KeeperofSeeds, LaceFedora, Meggory, PunsAndBulletsAndPointyThings, PunsBulletsAndPointyThings, sanerontheinside, TariCalmcacil, the_dragongirl
Fandom Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Jan 2017
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Welcome to force freaks, the twice monthly podcast with poplitealqueen, Punsbulletsandpointythings, LaceFedora, and Dr.FumblesMcStupid
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The Warrior's Heart, Volume 5, The New Temple by flamethrower, WritestuffLee
Fandom Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
20 Oct 2020
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Qui-Gon establishes a new Temple and begins to train Anakin, while Obi-Wan and Bruck, left behind on Coruscant, begin to forge new lives of their own. Various plots thicken.
TOC: Vol. V: The New Temple
Stone and Vine
Love Letter 7: Obi-Wan to His Absent Lover
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In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them.
The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success.
Other consequences are not short-term at all.
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In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.
On 31st July 1995, Harry Potter disappears from Little Whinging a few minutes after midnight. The means of his departure are unfathomable, and the Order's only relief in their concern is the fact that Voldemort was not responsible.
The rest of Wizarding Britain is too busy tearing down their Wizarding Savior via the press to be much concerned, at least until certain Slytherin allies decide that enough is fucking well enough.
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Innocuous Juxtapositions Outside of Time and Space by flamethrower
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Aug 2019
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Crowley has a revelation in the shower. Not the world-ending sort or the getting-laid sort, but one of the far less fun sorts. The sort that leads you to realize that something has somehow gone very wrong. Most likely, anyway. Maybe.
Heaven, why him?
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When Aziraphale left, Muriel was there. When Crowley became overwhelmed by the loss and chose to forfeit every memory of the angel he loved, Muriel was watching. And when he changed his name to Anthony and the things he had forgotten nearly destroyed him, Muriel picked up the pieces and helped him recover.
Every step of the way, Muriel tried to be a good guardian even when she felt uncertain and unprepared. She became the compassionate heart at the center of the bookshop. This is her story…
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Please Note - this entry is part of a series and it does build upon and add depth to everything that came before it. However, it was also written with the intent that it would contain all of the information necessary to fully understand what’s happening and what came before it. Previous entries are not required reading.
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- Part 8 of Till the Hurting is Done
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Angel on my Shoulder by HerMajestyofLichtenstein
Fandoms: House M.D., Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jul 2025
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When Anthony J. Crowley collapses in a bar and wakes up in a hospital with a blood alcohol level that defies both science and common sense, the Princeton-Plainsboro diagnostic team is baffled—and mildly terrified. Enter Dr Gregory House: genius, misanthrope, and, unbeknownst to his colleagues, a lot more knowledgeable on angelic health issues than one would suspect. As the case spirals into the absurd (even by House standards), the team races to diagnose the impossible, while House begins to suspect the real issue isn’t medical. But hey, what’s one immortal crisis between frenemies?
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- Part 1 of The Angel of New Jersey
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17 Feb 2026
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After averting the apocalypse, Crowley is living in his car with a lot of free time on his hands. He posts a YouTube video talking about plants as a joke but finds internet famedom where a punchline should be. Being a YouTube botanist agrees with him, though. He likes talking about plants, and he usually doesn’t find many opportunities to do that outside of YouTube. So, Crowley adopts traveling the world in search of plants to film as a new hobby.
Kept in the dark about this new hobby, Aziraphale, who is used to being Crowley’s sole object of attention and is unused to having to compete with anything for Crowley’s time, is curious about where Crowley goes when he’s not in London.
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17 Feb 2026
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Philosophers liked to pose the question, observation against perception: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Aziraphale would argue that sound was something witnessed, and Crowley would argue that if sound had to be witnessed, then why was virtue unwitnessed a nobler thing?
But first, Crowley would point out that he himself had fallen, alone and without witness, and it had bloody fucking hurt.
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Or, in the aftermath of the Antichrist debacle, Heaven has other plans than Hellfire, and Aziraphale gives away his halo.
(In which Season 2 is part of a time loop, London's Angel Station is highly questionable, and Aziraphale takes Crowley's memories. Written for the Ineffable Idiots Big Bang.)
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13 Feb 2026
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“As you may know,” Muriel started, “as a human police officer, I can unobtrusively monitor your marriage without raising suspicion.”
Yes. What? Aziraphale stared. “Marriage?”
“On whether it’s being,” Muriel hesitated, eyes cast up as they searched for the right word, “consummated properly.”
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Or, after the Antichrist cancels Armageddon, Heaven and Hell come up with a peace treaty. Traditionally, treaties involve a marriage between representatives of each side. It goes about as well as you might expect.
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13 Feb 2026