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    “The sight of the TV bearing down on him was not the scariest thing Stu had ever seen. He certainly didn't think, in the split second before it crashed down on him, 'this is how I die.' No, in that moment he was still thinking about how satisfying it was going to be to run Sidney Prescott through with his knife. Unfortunately, that was soon zapped away by several thousand volts of electricity—probably; It's not like Stu could tell you exactly how many volts a TV could deliver into a person's system when smashed over their head.”

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    Or: Stu is trapped in a time loop of the day of the party that resets every time he dies.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    Jayce wakes up after the arcane explosion, except- he is alone.

    Determined to find Viktor, he seeks shelter in what appears to be an abandoned house in the middle of a meadow.

    As the days and weeks go by, Jayce realizes, the house might be bigger than it seems (and Viktor might be closer that he thought).

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    Or a post-finale fic inspired by House of Leaves, where Jayce is haunted by his mistakes and his desires.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    It clangs in his head like a nuclear klaxon: this is such a bad idea.

    He gets hard, regardless.

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    post-canon. robert kills shroud and in an effort to reconcile the emotional dissonance he feels as a result of that decision and countless others he chose in the pursuit of becoming a hero, dubious choices are made -- and, with time and enough tenderness, unmade.

    or, a fic wherein robert had been hooking up flambae despite his better judgement, and refuses to interrogate why he keeps letting it happen. plot with porn/porn with plot, enemies to friends to lovers, heavy on the hurt/comfort

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    19 Jan 2026

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    “I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it. 

    Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.” 

    “So I’m just poor? That’s it?” 

    “Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?” 

    “I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”

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    or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.

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    17 Jan 2026

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    The man was in a suit that almost reminded Robert of something from Cirque du Soleil, all skin-tight, shimmering fabric with bursts of red and orange and a V-neck that showed a lot more than neck. The wrap-around sunglasses didn’t even look that ridiculous. 

    Infuriatingly, he managed to be beautiful, like a Monet in an Ikea frame is beautiful. He had changed very little in the years since Robert first encountered him, at least physically. Robert couldn’t say the same. 

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    17 Jan 2026