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    Eddie has had his fair share of fantasies, but none of them involved fucking a paramedic.

    Until two years ago.

    That's when the "sexy men at work"-calendar got added to his porn stash and orgasms as he knew them changed forever. All the men in the calendar are hot, but none of them hold a candle to the paramedic. He's got this look in his eyes, this slant to his mouth. Like he knows he's the hottest guy in it.

    And everything is fine. Everything is great. Eddie's been single forever and he has no idea where he's headed in life, but he's fine.

    At least until he's collateral damage in a bar fight after a gig, and none other than his sexy November-paramedic arrives to treat his wounds.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    Eddie glowers at him. No, really! With the metaphorical thunder clouds swirling over his head and everything! His world has been shook. It is tilted off its axis, and it's his best friend's duty to mock him relentlessly for it. But this? Trying to encourage him? Give him hope? That's going too far.

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    The first time Steve sees Eddie’s dick, there’s blood everywhere, his hands are trembling, and he’s too scared his friend is gonna die to think too much of it.

    But then he keeps seeing it, and he thinks about it a lot.

    Turns out Eddie’s been thinking about him, too.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    “No shit, Rob,” Steve scoffs. “I don’t know what I am, but I’m definitely not… Heterosexual.”

    “Oh,” Robin whispers. “Oh!”

    She jumps off the counter, knocking down his entire pile of movies, and throws her arms around his neck, squeezing him tight.

    “Thank you for telling me,” Robin murmurs. “Even if you went about it in the worst possible way. Next time don’t lead with Eddie’s foreskin, okay?”

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    Wei Wuxian goes home to Lotus Pier, and Jiang Cheng is still an asshole.

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    15 Mar 2025

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    “Wait,” Jiang Cheng says, giving him a sideways look. “What are you talking about?”

    It comes back to him suddenly, the look on Wei Wuxian’s face when he first thought he’d had him pinned—he looked caught, seemed to understand what Jiang Cheng was talking about even, like he really did have secret feelings for someone, and it all made sense right up until…

    Her.

    The alcohol, the Cloud Recesses. The secret. Lovesick.

    The Cloud Recesses.

    He’s just my… Lan Zhan.

    …Oh.

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    The only reason Steve volunteers to keep a journal to track Eddie Munson’s skim-milk memories, is because of the twerps.

    They have school, they can’t commute to the government-protected hospital that’s all the way in the city. That, and they gave Steve this well-rehearsed, tearjerker performance about how grateful they would be.

    About how grateful Eddie would be.

    Pfft like shit on a stick, he’ll be grateful. The dude doesn’t even remember how old he is, how the hell is supposed to be grateful for Steve Harrington jotting down notes in binder?

    But those kids have been through Spielberg-level disaster shit. Steve has too, but they’re just kids.

    So he’ll do it. He’ll do it for them and only them.

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    17 Jan 2026

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    But then there’s writing. Eddie is covered in black ink, scribbled notes filling in all the gaps of his pale skin. Steve can’t make out most of the words - it’s all messy.

    But there’s one word he spots over and over again.

    ‘Steve.’

    It’s all messy, sure. But it’s all about him.

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    “Did we meet right before whatever landed me in the Cloud Recesses?” he asked, hopefully. “I don’t remember any intention of coming around for a nice visit, did I hit my head?”

    The youths exchanged glances, and proceeded to dash his newly raised hopes in the weirdest fashion possible.

    “You live here,” said the loud one, with exaggerated patience.

    “Bullshit.”

    In which an amnesiac Wei Wuxian concludes from the available evidence that he's been forced into a sham marriage, and acts accordingly.

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    03 Jul 2024

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    Wei Wuxian took it, laughing. “You know,” he said, “if someone had just managed to return my things during that day I spent hanging around here being desperately confused, we wouldn’t have had all that drama.”

    “If you hadn’t thought the right response to doctors was to flee barefoot, you’d have gotten them right away,” retorted Lan Yinfu.