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Post-canon, Gently lives. Bacchus moves in with him to take care of him, whether his boss likes it or not.
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When Thomas stays in Ripon for the evening on his and Jimmy's half-day, Jimmy's curiosity is aroused about what he's been up to.
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tastes like Coca-Cola by hapaxlegomena
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
23 Oct 2025
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She was dressed for the evening in a short dark blue dress with a slashed neck that came all the way down her arms to her wrists. Her long dark hair was shiny and perfectly coiffed. Her silver high heels rested on the bar of her stool. She looked like a hostess who'd just come off duty.
She sat up and stretched a little, and Kiryu had two almost simultaneous thoughts:
1) she had quite broad shoulders; and
2) that was a man.
He walked over and took the stool next to the crossdresser because it was the only one free.
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He'd never had much to do with their northern neighbour, though Marnie had always spoken highly of him, so he stuck a forkful of trout in his mouth instead of replying. So there was a new farmer in town. So what? They'd probably barely meet. It wasn't much to do with Shane.
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"Li Hua-ge, the squatters have been cleared out," said Oda. There was a small dark stain on his cuff that Tachibana recognised as blood.
He didn't give Oda his time limit out loud. He simply turned over the hourglass that sat on his desk. Oda's face went tight with desire. Tachibana sometimes felt dizzy with the power Oda's longing gave him.
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Harry’s always been known as The Boy Who Lived. Only Severus knows that this is a lie. (Or: a portrait of Severus Snape, in seven acts.)
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19 Mar 2026
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Remedial Potions by AnyaElizabeth for tripperfunster
Fandoms: Harry Potter - Rowling, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2009
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It turns out Harry probably shouldn't have spent his sixth year cheating, because now he needs Remedial Potions for real...
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18 Mar 2026
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Which will win: sixteen years of planning for brutal world domination, or one (1) teenage girl?
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07 Dec 2025
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Severus Snape is looking for somewhere - anywhere - to belong.
He makes the wrong choice.
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07 Dec 2025
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Kiryu is on a job in Sapporo and runs into someone he wasn't expecting. Shenanigans ensue.
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Majima took his elbows off the table and slammed it with his palm, making the beer cans and the ashtray jump, laughing maniacally.
“There's no way I'm comin' all the way out to this backwoods town without even tryin' to find my favorite dragon!”
“Speaking of that,” Kiryu said weakly, “How exactly did you find me?”
Majima's grin broadened. “Nah-ah, Kiryu-chan,” he wiggled his finger. “A guy can't go 'round revealin' his sources. Let's just say a little bird told me 'bout an apartment that the Dojima family had in Sapporo. Decided to check it out. Secured a spot in that cafe on the corner and waited for ya to show up. Honin' my detective skills.”
“So when you saw me coming,” Kiryu said slowly, trying to comprehend. “You climbed up on that roof like a cat and jumped me?”
Majima hee-hee-heed in response. “Ya gotta have that element of surprise in your life, Kiryu-chan. Otherwise, it's just plain borin’!”
Kiryu looked at him incredulously. Rumor had it that Majima was batshit crazy. He was starting to believe it.
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26 Jan 2025