hapaxlegomena
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burning out of control by hapaxlegomena
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
13 May 2026
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Early in the S1 timeskip, Jayce and Viktor are trying to fuse science and magic to repair the human body. They create sex pollen instead.
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When the trio are caught by Snatchers and brought to Malfoy Manor, Snape turns up and takes Harry to 'interrogate' him in private.
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Mid-OotP, Severus is visiting Malfoy Manor during the holidays. Draco comes home from a friend's house after experimenting with Lust Draughts.
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soft enough to believe them by hapaxlegomena for xslytherclawx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Mar 2026
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Regulus struggles to uphold his family's honour in the face of Sirius' attempts to ruin it, his own embarrassing desire to be liked, and his crush on Evan Rosier.
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Harry again performs an instinctive Shield Charm during Occlumency lessons with Snape, and sees a few more memories of his teacher as a teenager - including one of him in a compromising position.
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Harry’s always been known as The Boy Who Lived. Only Severus knows that this is a lie. (Or: a portrait of Severus Snape, in seven acts.)
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19 Mar 2026
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Remedial Potions by AnyaElizabeth for tripperfunster
Fandoms: Harry Potter - Rowling, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2009
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It turns out Harry probably shouldn't have spent his sixth year cheating, because now he needs Remedial Potions for real...
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18 Mar 2026
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Which will win: sixteen years of planning for brutal world domination, or one (1) teenage girl?
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07 Dec 2025
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Severus Snape is looking for somewhere - anywhere - to belong.
He makes the wrong choice.
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07 Dec 2025
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Kiryu is on a job in Sapporo and runs into someone he wasn't expecting. Shenanigans ensue.
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Majima took his elbows off the table and slammed it with his palm, making the beer cans and the ashtray jump, laughing maniacally.
“There's no way I'm comin' all the way out to this backwoods town without even tryin' to find my favorite dragon!”
“Speaking of that,” Kiryu said weakly, “How exactly did you find me?”
Majima's grin broadened. “Nah-ah, Kiryu-chan,” he wiggled his finger. “A guy can't go 'round revealin' his sources. Let's just say a little bird told me 'bout an apartment that the Dojima family had in Sapporo. Decided to check it out. Secured a spot in that cafe on the corner and waited for ya to show up. Honin' my detective skills.”
“So when you saw me coming,” Kiryu said slowly, trying to comprehend. “You climbed up on that roof like a cat and jumped me?”
Majima hee-hee-heed in response. “Ya gotta have that element of surprise in your life, Kiryu-chan. Otherwise, it's just plain borin’!”
Kiryu looked at him incredulously. Rumor had it that Majima was batshit crazy. He was starting to believe it.
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26 Jan 2025