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Which will win: sixteen years of planning for brutal world domination, or one (1) teenage girl?
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07 Dec 2025
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Severus Snape is looking for somewhere - anywhere - to belong.
He makes the wrong choice.
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07 Dec 2025
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Kiryu is on a job in Sapporo and runs into someone he wasn't expecting. Shenanigans ensue.
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Majima took his elbows off the table and slammed it with his palm, making the beer cans and the ashtray jump, laughing maniacally.
“There's no way I'm comin' all the way out to this backwoods town without even tryin' to find my favorite dragon!”
“Speaking of that,” Kiryu said weakly, “How exactly did you find me?”
Majima's grin broadened. “Nah-ah, Kiryu-chan,” he wiggled his finger. “A guy can't go 'round revealin' his sources. Let's just say a little bird told me 'bout an apartment that the Dojima family had in Sapporo. Decided to check it out. Secured a spot in that cafe on the corner and waited for ya to show up. Honin' my detective skills.”
“So when you saw me coming,” Kiryu said slowly, trying to comprehend. “You climbed up on that roof like a cat and jumped me?”
Majima hee-hee-heed in response. “Ya gotta have that element of surprise in your life, Kiryu-chan. Otherwise, it's just plain borin’!”
Kiryu looked at him incredulously. Rumor had it that Majima was batshit crazy. He was starting to believe it.
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26 Jan 2025
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i always want you when i'm finally fine by cosidrix
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
01 Feb 2021
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Since settling down at the Morning Glory Orphanage, Kiryu has not spoken to Majima at all aside from one cataclysmic phone call shortly after his departure from Kamurocho. A year and a half of silence has passed, and yet here he is on Kiryu's doorstep, bringing all their unfinished business with him. Kiryu thought time apart would weaken his feelings for him. He was wrong.
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26 Jan 2025
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The past is never where you left it by totilott
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
27 Jul 2021
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There was a time Majima and Saejima used to be so gentle with each other. But after they reunited, they couldn't seem to find that gentleness again.
Until, perhaps, it was time to say goodbye once more.
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23 Jan 2025
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Dean was getting hard, watching Sam. The worst part was that he was surprised by it: he lied to himself, so perfectly and for so long, that he actually managed to feel scandalized, as if it were news to him. Me? Hard for my brother? Since when?
But it wasn’t news. It wasn’t the first time. It wasn’t the fifth time. Sparring last night. Watching him sleep last week. At a motel pool in Arizona last year. Dean had been sick for so long.
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30 Dec 2024
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In these rare moments of quiet, when Kiryu was left on his own with nothing ahead and nothing behind, his mind always strayed to the same thought like an animal licking a wound.
What was he doing?
(Kiryu's accumulated a bit too much heat from the cops and is forced to skip town for a while. Luckily his caring superior Majima is around to help him pass the time.)
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29 Dec 2024
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Thomas has won Jimmy's friendship. Neither of them will be content with that. But how does one progress? Very carefully.
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- Part 1 of Thomas and Jimmy After Christmas
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21 Jul 2024
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Aurors Potter and Malfoy crack the case.
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- Part 1 of Twenty-Two Cards
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26 Apr 2024
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Evolution by Rhaegal (RhaegalKS)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
13 Dec 2015
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In his first year in command of the USS Enterprise James T. Kirk must gel his new team together, adapt to his abrupt change in status over his friends, and deal with falling for his first officer. And, of course, there's always someone out to threaten the galaxy.
Note: Beta-read by the wonderful waketosleep. This was written in 2009-2010, and thus pre-dates Into Darkness. It was only pointed out to me recently that I neglected to upload it here for some reason. Also, since writing this I have spent two years living in the US so I have taken the opportunity to correct some of the lingering Britishisms. Please feel free to prod if you spot any leftovers!
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20 Oct 2023
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all I can ever be to you (is a darkness that we knew) by objectlesson
Fandoms: Stargate - All Media Types, Stargate Atlantis
28 Mar 2023
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John realizes he’s in love with Rodney McKay in the middle of a fucking CVS pharmacy in Colorado.
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29 Aug 2023
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“Dean?” she says, voice wavering. “Um, can I get your opinion on something?”
And you’re a fucking fool, because you look up.
She’s barefoot. It’s the first thing you notice, before you your gaze climbs the golden length of her shaved legs to land on the rest of her, and—then your heart is stopping, it’s breaking, it’s leaping up into your throat to choke you. She’s in a fairly simple push up bra and matching lace boy shorts—white, like your mother’s dress when she burnt on the ceiling, white like a bride, white like hotel sheets, white like she read your mind, and heard what makes you wet. “Jesus, Sammy,” you say, tearing your eyes away, feeling your cheeks color. “What the fuck are you doing.”
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29 Aug 2023
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05 Aug 2023
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Several years after graduation, Will unexpectedly runs into Kurt at a bar. It’s not the last surprising thing that happens that night.
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23 Jun 2023
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We'll Burn That Barn When We Come To It by thisbluespirit for halotolerant
Fandoms: 11th Century CE RPF
19 Dec 2018
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from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]Hi Bill
Look, can we just talk this over like adults?
And the fact that I’m saying this despite the WIRE FENCE you’ve now erected round the perimeter of my farm ought to show you that I mean it. Please reply!
Harry.
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07 May 2023
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The penguins of Skarvsten Island have grown a bit too attached to Søndergaard. They’re possibly not the only ones.
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28 Apr 2023
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Ray Doyle was a policeman, and a good one, but when his partner died on the beat in 1972, a cloud of scandal and blackmail forced him out of his job and his city. Nearly five years later, now an artist, he lives a rural recluse, alone by choice but often lonely.
Then, one dark night, CI5 agent William Bodie crashes quite literally into his life, bringing a tale of international espionage and intrigue right under Ray’s nose. Bodie is dangerous, chaotic and quite possibly untrustworthy, but Ray finds himself increasingly drawn into the investigation, and toward the man himself. What should Ray believe, and who should he trust? Is the danger even real, and is it even closer to home than he could imagine? And what’s he supposed to do about the way Bodie makes him feel?
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14 Mar 2023
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Tobio braced himself and stood, gathering Hinata’s warm body close. Hinata’s weight settled against him, strengthening the impression he always had at these times: that he was collecting a part of himself, severed by some weird circumstance. In these moments he couldn’t help feeling that Hinata belonged to him, and as long as he didn’t talk about the impression out loud it harmed no one. As it was Hinata mumbled a little, curling into him the way he’d anticipated.
Without a word he carried Hinata to Hinata’s cluttered bedroom and laid him in bed, wrestling blankets out from under him to cover him with. Hinata woke, then, a little, but only to blink at him sleepily and mumble something that sounded like thanks. He turned away, and Tobio returned to his own bedroom, turning off all the lights on the way. That restlessness from earlier threatened to rise up and strangle him.
Living with Hinata was nice—but only most of the time. Only when he didn’t feel like this.
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(Kageyama and Hinata navigate living together at university while not dating. It's hard—the not-dating part, that is.)
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04 Feb 2023
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Sam's an outsider in his family. He has to adapt in order to figure out what's going on.
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- Part 8 of kink bingo fills
- Part 5 of the Full House of Wincest
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06 Dec 2022
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With Crowley apparently dead and Sam's soul back in place, even though Eve is a worry and Castiel's fighting a heavenly war, Sam and Dean at last have some space to get back to what passes (for them) as a normal life. They've just finished up a pretty standard job and are killing time in snowy Wisconsin when Dean wakes up no longer looking like Dean. That's just the start of their problems.
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02 Dec 2022