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    “Has Shane Hollander ever fought anybody?”

    No, Ilya answers petulantly as he rewinds the clip. He wishes that Hollander had fought him on ice the last time they’d played. Really, if the world was going to bear witness to Hollander losing his shit on ice, wouldn't it have been more fitting for it to be at him? The details of this strange scenario flood his imagination as Ilya stews in his envy. He wonders what it would be like for Hollander to hit him. Ilya would like it, he’s sure, however painful it’d be.

    He wonders if Hollander would like it, too, and if he’d like Ilya to hit back. The answers come to him quickly, as if fed to him by the man himself.

    Yes and yes.

    Ilya goads Shane into punching him during a game. What happens next will warm your heart.
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    06 Apr 2026

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    love sticks, sweat drips by bitterbloodyorange

    Completed: 2026-01-31
    Work ID: 78243211

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    Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

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    “Has Shane Hollander ever fought anybody?”

    No, Ilya answers petulantly as he rewinds the clip. He wishes that Hollander had fought him on ice the last time they’d played. Really, if the world was going to bear witness to Hollander losing his shit on ice, wouldn't it have been more fitting for it to be at him? The details of this strange scenario flood his imagination as Ilya stews in his envy. He wonders what it would be like for Hollander to hit him. Ilya would like it, he’s sure, however painful it’d be.

    He wonders if Hollander would like it, too, and if he’d like Ilya to hit back. The answers come to him quickly, as if fed to him by the man himself.

    Yes and yes.

    Ilya goads Shane into punching him during a game. What happens next will warm your heart.
    Inspired by this

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    Ilya shoulders his way through the bathroom's door and promptly steps over a trailing, ridiculous fucking piece of fabric, causing whoever is wearing it to bump against his back.

    "What the fuck?" He snaps, irritated beyond rationality.

    "Watch were you're going, dickhead." The guy spits right back without missing a beat.

    He turns around, but whatever pissed off retort brewing inside his mouth dies on his tongue when he takes on the guy in front of him. For a split second, his brain screeches to a halt at the sight of Shane Hollander, except then it quickly comes to the bizarre realization that it isn't him.

    There's a bewildered pout on his plump, shiny lips. He's taking Ilya in with the same cautious scrutiny, like he's not sure of what he's seeing.

    "Connor?" He says, voice going slightly high pitched right at the end.

    Ilya frowns. He's pissed off and nowhere near drunk enough for this.

    "Who the fuck is Connor?"

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    08 May 2026

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    i bet we'd have really good bed chem by enamored_pat01

    Published: 2026-05-01
    Work ID: 84057221

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    Ilya Rozanov/Hudson Williams
    Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
    Connor Storrie & Hudson Williams

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    Ilya shoulders his way through the bathroom's door and promptly steps over a trailing, ridiculous fucking piece of fabric, causing whoever is wearing it to bump against his back.

    "What the fuck?" He snaps, irritated beyond rationality.

    "Watch were you're going, dickhead." The guy spits right back without missing a beat.

    He turns around, but whatever pissed off retort brewing inside his mouth dies on his tongue when he takes on the guy in front of him. For a split second, his brain screeches to a halt at the sight of Shane Hollander, except then it quickly comes to the bizarre realization that it isn't him.

    There's a bewildered pout on his plump, shiny lips. He's taking Ilya in with the same cautious scrutiny, like he's not sure of what he's seeing.

    "Connor?" He says, voice going slightly high pitched right at the end.

    Ilya frowns. He's pissed off and nowhere near drunk enough for this.

    "Who the fuck is Connor?"

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/05/08

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    "The hotel," Ilya repeated in a flat tone, cupping under Shane's jaw. "What hotel?"

    "Uh," Shane replied again, because he had no fucking clue. "I just need to not be here."

    "Hollander," Ilya said firmly, squeezing his chin. Shane melted, just a bit, but he tried to remain determined when he started to look for his shorts. Ilya's hand didn't allow for much movement though, his head unable to turn. "Shane, tell me now. Are you going into heat?"

    or the one where ilya calling shane by his first name sends him into heat

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    30 Mar 2026

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    Everywhere I Go, My Skin is Crawling by hudsinmonger (louislittletomlintum)

    Published: 2026-01-02
    Work ID: 76902576

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    Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

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    "The hotel," Ilya repeated in a flat tone, cupping under Shane's jaw. "What hotel?"

    "Uh," Shane replied again, because he had no fucking clue. "I just need to not be here."

    "Hollander," Ilya said firmly, squeezing his chin. Shane melted, just a bit, but he tried to remain determined when he started to look for his shorts. Ilya's hand didn't allow for much movement though, his head unable to turn. "Shane, tell me now. Are you going into heat?"

    or the one where ilya calling shane by his first name sends him into heat

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    How I create podfics! with many screenshots. Please read this and learn from my mistakes, as it may save many hours of your life.

    There are many ways to skin a Kneazle. This is mine.

    This is largely applicable to audiobooks too.

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    06 May 2026

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    How I Podfic by JocundaSykesEncore

    Published: 2022-06-04
    Work ID: 39117108

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    How I create podfics! with many screenshots. Please read this and learn from my mistakes, as it may save many hours of your life.

    There are many ways to skin a Kneazle. This is mine.

    This is largely applicable to audiobooks too.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/05/06

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    A series of canon-compliant Hollanov oneshots that (mostly) take place post The Long Game. Mostly lighthearted, with a variety of different stories from both Shane and Ilya's POV. They all take place in the same universe; however they all are written to work as standalones. Read them in any order you like. They are ordered in chronological order. Posted order is as follows:

    1. Plentiful, but Ultimately Finite/Another Home (Another Home is a PBUF rewrite)
    2. Absolutely Not
    3. A Full Night's Rest
    4. Newlywed Games
    5. The Other Side of the Road
    6. One Unending Fight
    7. Shots
    8. Invisible String
    9. The Best Thing

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    06 May 2026

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    they say that the world was built for two by broccolicheddarchicken

    Updated: 2026-04-20
    Series ID: 4690072

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    A series of canon-compliant Hollanov oneshots that (mostly) take place post The Long Game. Mostly lighthearted, with a variety of different stories from both Shane and Ilya's POV. They all take place in the same universe; however they all are written to work as standalones. Read them in any order you like. They are ordered in chronological order. Posted order is as follows:

    1. Plentiful, but Ultimately Finite/Another Home (Another Home is a PBUF rewrite)
    2. Absolutely Not
    3. A Full Night's Rest
    4. Newlywed Games
    5. The Other Side of the Road
    6. One Unending Fight
    7. Shots
    8. Invisible String
    9. The Best Thing