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  1. Summary

    The kyber crystal chooses the Jedi. Wielding a saber whose crystal didn't choose you will never be as easy as wielding your own. This means sabers a) have the capacity to like or dislike people and b) have the capacity to be obstinate little shits to people they dislike.

    If a certain Jedi's saber really likes you, I'm not saying it means you're soulmates, but I'm not saying it DOESN'T mean you're soulmates, either.

    Most works reference each other but stand alone fairly well, so reading previous isn't necessarily required, but I would recommend reading at least the first before Cards on the Table. To readers who want all the fluff and nothing else, skip that last one. Series is listed as complete but I may wander back someday should my muse desire.

    Works inspired by/podfics/"what if"s/etc are all welcome, just let me know so I can check them out!

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    Letters written by Emilie and Agatha before and after the events of the play.

    Complete, but may be added to someday if inspiration strikes again.

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    A what-if discussing what could have happened if the Empire found Zeb and Kallus on Bahryn instead of the Ghost crew.

    Number of works will depend on how, when, and how often inspiration strikes. Marked complete for now because it has a solid ending, no cliffhangers or anything, but I'll probably be back at some point!

    Series timeline (spoilers)

    Work one: Kallus POV. Kallus decides that since he wouldn't have survived long enough to be saved without Zeb, it wouldn't be right to let him die. He calls the Ghost to make sure they'll make it to Zeb in time.

    Work two: Zeb POV. The Ghost crew picks him up from Bahryn. He has no idea how close they came to being too late. They tell him about Kallus's call and discuss whether that means he's on their side or not.

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    Ilya Rozanov is committed to his crime-less husband and also has a husband-less crime to commit. The crime is murder. The husband is apparently more on board with murder than expected.

    or:

    shane: ilya give me the gun.

    ilya: well i'm not scared but i'm Definitely Horny

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    21 Feb 2026

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    “Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.

    “You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.

    “…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”

    --

    Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.

    Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    A year after retiring at thirty-nine, Shane Hollander throws himself into house flipping and accidentally becomes comforting reality television.

    Ilya Rozanov makes fun of it.

    Shane retaliates by mentioning, on camera, that his husband is a raging Drag Race Fanboy.

    The internet notices.

    Things progress from there.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Shane has an HGTV show and Ilya judges Drag Race!

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    Montreal and Boston are willing to do just about anything to actually hang out with their Captains after games. Even if it means drinking together, apparently.

    Or, Shane tells the truth about Ilya. It changes everything.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    lucarozanov

    if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

    Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

    Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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    12 Jan 2026