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  1. Summary

    The kyber crystal chooses the Jedi. Wielding a saber whose crystal didn't choose you will never be as easy as wielding your own. This means sabers a) have the capacity to like or dislike people and b) have the capacity to be obstinate little shits to people they dislike.

    If a certain Jedi's saber really likes you, I'm not saying it means you're soulmates, but I'm not saying it DOESN'T mean you're soulmates, either.

    Most works reference each other but stand alone fairly well, so reading previous isn't necessarily required, but I would recommend reading at least the first before Cards on the Table. To readers who want all the fluff and nothing else, skip that last one. Series is listed as complete but I may wander back someday should my muse desire.

    Works inspired by/podfics/"what if"s/etc are all welcome, just let me know so I can check them out!

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    Letters written by Emilie and Agatha before and after the events of the play.

    Complete, but may be added to someday if inspiration strikes again.

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    A what-if discussing what could have happened if the Empire found Zeb and Kallus on Bahryn instead of the Ghost crew.

    Number of works will depend on how, when, and how often inspiration strikes. Marked complete for now because it has a solid ending, no cliffhangers or anything, but I'll probably be back at some point!

    Series timeline (spoilers)

    Work one: Kallus POV. Kallus decides that since he wouldn't have survived long enough to be saved without Zeb, it wouldn't be right to let him die. He calls the Ghost to make sure they'll make it to Zeb in time.

    Work two: Zeb POV. The Ghost crew picks him up from Bahryn. He has no idea how close they came to being too late. They tell him about Kallus's call and discuss whether that means he's on their side or not.

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    At eleven years old Ilya Rozanov's class is given an assignment:

    They will be randomly paired with a student at another school in Canada via email. In order to get full credit on the assignment, they must send at least five emails back and forth and gather enough information to write their project.

    After seven years, Ilya is pretty sure he's done enough for 100%

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    Shane and Ilya sending emails throughout the years. What happens when they meet?

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    21 Apr 2026

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    This is the real, honest truth of it: Shane has spent years navigating his own personal rules about touch, putting up barriers out of necessity, only for Ilya Rozanov to knock them down with ease. No one has ever touched Shane like he has. Shane has never wanted anyone to. But Ilya Rozanov—Shane wants him, in a way that’s new and terrifying. They’ve been as close as two people can possibly be, and still Shane wants more.

     
    or, Shane Hollander has a carefully controlled relationship with touch. Ilya Rozanov changes that.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    The Pikes had a rough season, but now they may have a path forward to a new home, new friends and maybe some more unconventional changes.

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    15 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Joey Pike

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    Or, Five Times Ilya and David Met in Boston and One Time They Met in Canada

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    That one fic where David platonically nerd-seduces Ilya into becoming his son without any input from Shane.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is committed to his crime-less husband and also has a husband-less crime to commit. The crime is murder. The husband is apparently more on board with murder than expected.

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    shane: ilya give me the gun.

    ilya: well i'm not scared but i'm Definitely Horny

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    21 Feb 2026