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Ask an Exec: How to Navigate Cultish Colleagues, Soul-Stealing Bosses, and the End of the World at Work by shinyopals
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 May 2023
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I've recently been unexpectedly promoted to lead a department in my organisation, wrote the anonymous emailer.
As there was no one working here when I arrived, my manager, who is head of the organisation, had promised me the choice of my own assistants. However, without warning, he simply presented me with an additional assistant. This new assistant’s first act on his first day was to let a dog into the office. It took several hours to catch and clean up after this dog and it has only been downhill from there. I admit I'm not entirely sure what to do with this assistant now I'm stuck with him. I'm hoping you have some advice?
Kind regards,
New ManagerAbigail Bailey runs a successful management advice blog. One frequent contributor is from a workplace with some... issues.
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13 Dec 2025
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10/10 one of the most shriek-inducing crackfic ive ever read in my life. EXCELLENT
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Pleasure by Proxy by itslemoncakey
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
29 May 2022
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Jotaro should be the one in control of his Stand here. He should be, but he’s not.
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19 Sep 2025
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clapping and squealing for real. i LOVE you disabled sex i LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! and i LOVEEEEEE stand stuff for all the exact reason op uses. i am [chef kiss]
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Dragon Jotaro and Prince Noriaki in the Library by no_dignity_77
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
04 May 2021
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Noriaki delightedly gets fucked full of eggs by his big dragon husband.
Part of a trade for Yolky_Sin on Twitter! Please check out her amazing sexy art!!!
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19 Sep 2025
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yesssssss yessss this ones good Yesszs
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Collateral by theSealby
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
13 Dec 2024
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“But I mean, by the Goddess, Felix—have you even tried to take the edge off?”
“I don’t need to.”
His lips are bitten bloody, fists curled white in his lap. Tense like a threat, like violence waiting to happen. Sylvain ignores it; self-preservation has never been in his nature, and more importantly—this isn’t about him.
“Well… now that I know, I’ll ask one more time: what can I do?”
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Felix is hit by a unique spell on the battlefield. Sylvain learns the difference—or lack thereof—between want and need.
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19 Sep 2025
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:ELIJAHWOOD: EPIC SYLVIX MESSY ANNOYING WITH FEELINGS SLAY ? SLAY!!
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Someone I Have Loved, But Never Known by anistarrose
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
12 Sep 2022
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Lup and Barry get married, and then on the very next cycle, they do it again. And again. They expand their collection of increasingly strange rings with a competitive streak, and they wouldn’t want it any other way…
Lup runs a cooking show, with no partners in the picture besides her brother, but on her finger, she never stops wearing a delicate wooden wedding ring — from someone she thinks she loved, but has never remembered knowing. Her heart soars, when she finds a stranger in the same situation…
But unfortunately, his ring doesn’t match her own in the slightest.
Equally unfortunate, Lup finds herself immediately falling for him anyway.
(a blupjeans, voidfished, two-person love quadrilateral story!)
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03 Sep 2025
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GIGGLING AND CLAPPING LIKE A SEALLLLL THANKYOU AL FOR SENDING THIS ONE!!!!
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Achilles places his hand over Zagreus’s heart. It pounds under his palm. Blood rushes through this warm body. Achilles has seen enough blood to last a thousand thousand lifetimes but finds himself drawn to it now, that jumping pulse on the side of his neck, the promise of life barely contained in this strange and beautiful body. He kisses the pulse, feels it flickering under his mouth, and whispers into the echoes of the god’s heartbeat, “Let him kiss you here.”
A love letter is sent from the depths of Hades’s House. Somewhere along the banks of the Lethe, someone accepts.
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- Part 3 of genre awareness
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31 Aug 2025
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LETSFUCKINGGO.JPG MY TRIAD TROOOOOOPE MESSAGES CARRIEEEEED
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Thesus is NOT attracted to Zagreus and Zagreus is NOT attracted to Theseus and they may have mutually agreed to having sex but they are NOT enjoying it. ...Okay, maybe. But in the angriest way possible.
Asterius is a good boyfriend/rival and the long-suffering holder of the trio's only brain cell.- Words:
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31 Aug 2025
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CHEERING AND CLAPPING AND GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET. THIS ONE IS SOOOOOOO GOOD I LOVE SILLY DUMBASS KINK NEGOTIATION AND THE SHEER POLYAMORY OF THISSSS. ITS SO GOODDDDDD IM SO DELIGHTED!!!
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THE NEW AMERICAN GODS OF THE GULF COAST by that_solar_mama
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018)
19 Feb 2022
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The strangers came to Alabama in the days after World War I. Weird-looking fellers, with Mediterranean features and wild, dark curls that made them blend but not quite blend with the octoroons of the Mobile metropolitan area. They came from islands far away was all us Bamas knew, and were suited to a treacherous and luxe life on the water, which is why it was no surprise that they came to be the official custodians of the Oohapka Wetlands in the early 1970s, right when the government started giving two shits about Mother Earth and establishing national parks. They were “eccentric,” my mom used to say in a sour tone with her face twisted up like she’d eaten a lemon, but I remember them as more than South Bama’s resident environmentally-conscious oddballs. I remember them from the New Golden Age of Television, when Swamp Monarchy aired in the August of 2008 on A&E and ushered in a new era of reality TV that would only be just barely surpassed by Jersey Shore in pure trashy subcultural pizazz.
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31 Aug 2025
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okay this one of all fucking time. holy shit. okay.
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Zagreus was a toddler when his mother took off into the great unknown, leaving him and their life in a Staten Island funeral home behind. He is twenty-three when she comes crashing back into his life, offering him a home away from his tyrannical father and an opportunity to reclaim the relationship she'd abandoned long ago. Choosing his mother's life and refuge in Brooklyn seems to hurt just about everyone who matters in the borough of his birth, but Zagreus has a whole new family in the colorful Oreivatises from Queens. Reconciling a lifetime of trauma with the stories of so many others in his life may be the hardest thing Zagreus has ever had to do, but in the end, it's worth it.
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31 Aug 2025
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enchanting vibes. its giving bright-afternoon unreal-joy-grief counterpart to we have always lived in the apartment. same uneasy wide-eyes and too-sharp things. just flying headlong into a sunset with no parachute instead of fervently dying of fever in a basement. Wordsing me good
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all i wanna do is please by TransHyacinth (TransSilver)
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018)
26 Apr 2022
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Kinktober 2021, in which Zagreus (who is trans) plays with his many partners, gets comforted, and gets fucked. A lot.
Day 20: Pet play
"He's quite calm at the moment. How old did you say he was?" Patroclus speaks lightly to Than, speaking over him, like even in a conversation about him there's no need for him to pay attention. With all these points of contact, reminders that he's wanted and valued here, that feels nice, relieving even.
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20 Aug 2025
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loveeeee this one...... so yummy all of it....... bwaaaa.... also the age regression chapter had us 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺 Puttin that in the mental folderrrrr
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Kaz frowns with uncertainty, nearly whispering. His eyes are far away. “Do you ever feel like the thing that’s trying to kill you is doing it from the inside?”
Ocelot’s mind flits back to a classroom, a radioactive school uniform, and an unnamed dread which used to run like slow poison through his bloodstream.
Kaz continues, his voice darkly soft. “I just… want to get it out in the open. Where I can at least see what I’m swinging at.”
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How long can two carrion birds scavenge the same living corpse before they begin feeding on one another?
A 9-Year-Gap fic spanning from Peace Walker to the end of TPP, from the POV of trans Ocelot, with (eventually) trans Kaz.
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- Part 1 of Circling the Carrion & Notes/Extras
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28 Jul 2025
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(GOES APESHIT) T4T OCELHIRA THREE CAKES INCIDENT OF JULY 27TH WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!!!!!! this ones so good im fucking SNARFING it. also specifically rotating the long grieving absurdity of being chained to a breathing corpse yeah yeah yeha yeah thoughts on this. Oaugugug
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Kaz and Ocelot steal a horse. They get way more than they bargained for.
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28 Jul 2025
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crawling around on this. dreamy smile. Yeaahahahhhhh
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“Hal,” Dave says, cheek turned into his pillow. “Are you saying that you just offered a massage with zero ulterior motive?”
Hal stills, suddenly hyper-aware of the way he’s still straddling his partner, pulse pounding in the tips of his fingers.
“No ulterior motive,” Hal says quickly. “You- you’re always saying you’re sore, and with how busy we’ve been lately, I just figured you could use it. That’s all.”
Dave hums. “That’s all?”
“What, you want more?” Hal scoffs.
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“Raiden and I have been having sex,” David said out of the blue one day. They'd been driving for hours and the thought had been driving him mad the whole time. He took the rare chance he got, while they were parked by the side of the road so they could stretch their legs and Hal could run off and pee in the wilderness somewhere.
“Well, I figured that,” Hal said, giving him a look out of the corner of his eye. He said it like it was so obvious. Like he'd been thinking about it for a while, too.
Snake goes to a BDSM party and sees Raiden for the first time since the Big Shell incident.
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- Part 1 of Feel Perpetual
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27 Jul 2025
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ohhhhhhh god transfem raiden. my heart. good lord
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Eli visits Mantis in a dream. Or is it the other way around?
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She Should Have Died Hereafter by Spoon888 for CityFallarc
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
04 Jun 2025
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“I honoured your sacrifice. I won my war. There isn’t an Autobot left alive in this universe.” Megatron said quietly. “But no matter how many of them I killed, it didn’t bring you back.”
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Starscream is taken by another universes Megatron, one who lost his Starscream to the war.
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- Part 1 of Hereafter
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31 May 2025
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this one has me ROTATINGGGGGGG ideas. also >two slow dancers loop was on, lol
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The End Is Where We Start by Dira Sudis (dsudis)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
23 Dec 2022
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Ciri can't accept defeat, so she gives herself a second chance in the way that only Ciri could.
Everyone else is just trying to keep up.
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- Part 1 of Rewind AU
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26 May 2025
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shaking this like a fucking dog toy for the thoughts it's giving me. :CLAP:
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“Oh here he is,” Stiles says, gesturing wildly. “The guy that had to almost die when I was busy, couldn’t wait for a few minutes.”
Isaac leans against the lockers on Allison’s other side. “Take it up with the hunters,” he says, and then looks at Scott and shuts his mouth.
“We don’t know they were hunters,” Scott says quickly.
Oh. So they’re treating her like she’s a basket case. “It’s okay,” Allison says to all of them, including Stiles who is uncharacteristically quiet. “I’m not going to fall apart if you mention…” God, how to finish that sentence.
“Fall apart, no,” Isaac says. “Stab me again, maybe.”
“Yeah, what a loss that would be,” Stiles says sarcastically. “Whatever would we do without you.”
A canon rewrite post-S2, removing most of the insane elements and focusing on Scott's pack. No kanima, no darach, no nemeton, and Peter and Kate both died for real.
UPDATE: sort of sequel here.
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26 May 2025
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points at it. al got me rotating.
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THE HIT AND RUN by brawltogethernow
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game), Death Note (Anime & Manga)
15 Feb 2025
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Harry hits Light Yagami with his car. (Based on a joke post, taken extremely seriously.)
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08 May 2025
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ACTUALLY INSANE. 15/10. IMPECCABLE EXECUTION. COMMIT SO HARD IT GETS YOU AN ACHIEVEMENT POPUP WHEN YOU DIE.
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Ill-Gotten Gains And Undeserved Good Fortune by Not_You
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
20 Sep 2022
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Napoleon really isn’t sure just how in the hell he got so lucky. Vast beds in palatial rooms are easy enough to score if you know how, but a pair of gorgeous, bent Alphas to sprawl out with? Priceless. And it’s not that he’s happy about their deprived childhoods behind the Iron Curtain, but there’s something so sweet, so special, so close to holy about helping Gaby and Illya learn how to fuck.
The one where Illya and Gaby are both Alphas, and Napoleon is a very well-traveled Beta, happy to use his vast experience in the service of a good cause.
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30 Apr 2025
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POGGING at weird queer omegaverse sex everyday my lifeeee