jokebear

bite sized magical joke bear



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  1. Summary

    When the next day comes around, there’s the smell of freshly-cooked rice and eggs. You’ve woken up early to make breakfast. You’re not the best cook.

    Still, you set the dining table and place your feelings over plates with cut apples or pears or tangerines instead of words. You place the eggs there. You place the rice. Here, you say. Here, look at this: can’t you see how much I love you? Eat well, please. Always.

    fics focusing on platonic relationships in orv --- especially the familial ones! i.e. lsk & kdj, kdj & lgy & sys, lgy & sys, yjh & yma

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  3. Summary

    A collection of the fics I’ve written & published for ORV Women Week over the years(?)

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    Things I’ve written for ORV Reader Week 2022! Prompt list here.

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  1. Rec *

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    “You’ve got a fever,” Wei Wuxian says soothingly. “You just keep still as well as you can. We’ll have you fixed up soon.”

    Lan Sizhui recognizes his tone—this is the voice that Wei Wuxian uses on hurt people and young children, a very calm and no-nonsense voice that has none of the mischief and cheer of the way he sounds the rest of the time. Lan Sizhui looks up and meets his eyes, and they are dark, stormy gray, muddled and concerned.

    “I’m all right,” he croaks.

    “Hush,” Wei Wuxian says, in a low croon, like someone quieting a baby. Then he blinks, and looks away, awkward. “I mean—you shouldn’t speak. You’re tired. Rest if you need to.”

    lan sizhui gets sick on a night hunt. wei wuxian comforts him. they both have a lot of feelings about it.

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    13 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    crode

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    “If you actually cared, you’d do something abou—”

    Pianoman hits the buzzer. “Stop.”

    “What’d I do now?” Chuuya grumbles.

    “Your delivery is flatter than Dazai’s ass.”

    Okay, that was uncalled for.

    After a prank gone wrong, Chuuya has to stage a fake breakup with his fake boyfriend. It’s stupid, awkward, and an utter waste of his time, but (un)luckily for him, his friends won’t be caught dead letting him put on a half-assed production.

    (A youthful tale of friendship, stale bread jokes, and breathtaking incompetence.)

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    22 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oxalisalis save me... save me oxalisalis

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    Clutching the sweet to his chest as if it were a treasure instead of a piece of cheap candy, Tsubaki smiles at him, wide and genuine, and says, thank you, Ume!

    There is an uncomplicated joy, Hajime thinks, in being able to bring someone happiness despite not doing anything special at all.

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    15 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “Please go out with me,” Hajime says. A bubble of laughter escapes him as he reaches for Tsubaki’s hands and squeezes, his insides lit with joy and bursting with overwhelming affection. “I will definitely cherish you!”

    so happy

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    That feeling of trailing behind, staring at the back of Azuma's head as he hobbled along, waiting for him to turn back and meet his eyes—why did he let himself believe Azuma would miss him, would want him, after he left him without saying a word?

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    tokio and azuma try again, but things have changed

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    12 Jun 2025

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    Being friends with Hyuna came with copious nights spent drinking in her mother’s bar, and after several of these get togethers where everyone would try and fail to out drink Hyuna, they began to realise that Ivan just. Didn’t get drunk? Like, ever?

    And naturally, Hyuna was not someone to back down from a challenge, so she made it her mission to figure out what it took to get Ivan drunk.

     

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    5 Times the gang tried to get Ivan drunk and 1 Time they accidentally succeeded
    (Feat a drunken love confession)

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    07 Jun 2025