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i’m breathing, i’m alive (but i’m alone) by less_beans
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
16 Dec 2022
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Stephanie Brown has big plans for Gotham.
She has since she was a kid, since she was swinging around the city in that traffic light suit, but somewhere along the way, between her death and her little bath, her plans have changed.
And she can’t wait for Batman to see them.
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state your terms (of affection) by less_beans
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
23 Nov 2022
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Habibi (noun)
an Arabic word that literally means “my love” (sometimes also translated as “my dear,” “my darling,” or “beloved”)Stephanie says one thing, Damian hears another. Misunderstanding and fluff ensues.
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Someone has set up Christmas decorations in October, and Draco Malfoy is determined to make them pay.
Harry Potter is quite proud of his decorations, and he won't let some idiot with an ego trip tell him to take them down.
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Draco Malfoy is the president of the Homeowner's Association, and he is determined to shut down the house two doors down who dares to put up Christmas decorations on the first day of October. The only problem is that there is no Homeowner's Association. No matter, a little trickery has never stopped him before.
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No magic au
Featuring bribery, suspicion, drama, rivalries, very poorly hidden lies, and, most importantly, a healthy dose of love and the holiday spirit.
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the heroes of queens by less_beans
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Oct 2022
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Unfeeling, they whisper, and he says nothing.
Lunatic, they whisper, and he laughs.
Murderer, they whisper, and she smiles.
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floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee by less_beans
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
23 Jul 2022
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Sofia is going about her day when she hears a compliment from a young girl. A conversation starts, and something new blooms.
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Draco Malfoy, newly employed Potions Master at Hogwarts, has enough to think about. Creating his own potions, looking after Slytherin house and trying to be a decent enough teacher was already difficult enough. The last thing he needed was an old flame ruining his chances - but one does not simply get over Harry Potter.
A Hogwarts Professor AU in which Draco teaches Potions, Harry teaches DADA, and they both teach each other a thing or two along the way.
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Does a Double Half-blood Make a Whole? by You_With_The_Watercolor_Eyes
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
15 Sep 2025
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A retailing of the Harry Potter and PJO novels if Percy Jackson was Harry Potter. Percy was kidnapped when he was a day old and given to James and Lily Potter to care for under deep magic. When they died, he was given back to Sally Jackson. Read the series to find out how this will change everything in the Wizarding and the godly worlds.
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Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy's life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn't.
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Bob Newby wakes up, with a gasp, clutching at his chest, desperately relieved to feel his heart thudding frantically under his fingers. He can still feel those teeth, tearing -
But there's not so much as a scratch on him. And here he is. Home. Safe. In his own bed.
The radio news announcer says it's Halloween.
It takes entirely too long for the feeling of déjà vu to start to set in. And by then, it’s already too late.
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Bob Newby dies. And then wakes up on the morning of October 31st, 1984. Rinse and repeat.
So far, his attempts to break this strange and terrible cycle have all failed. But if there's one thing he's learning through its seemingly endless loops, it's that he doesn't have to face the strange and terrible alone.
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Andrew spends most of his childhood thinking he is a psychopath. He is not. Andrew is, and always will be, just Andrew.