lilithzebra
Fandoms
- Batman - All Media Types (66)
- Criminal Minds (US TV) (51)
- White Collar (TV 2009) (31)
- Grimm (TV) (9)
- DCU (9)
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Red Tinted Glass(Green Painted Eyes) by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra)
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types
23 Feb 2026
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"It's fascinating, isn't it?" Caffrey muses. "A mix of rage and logic, impulse and genius."
"What are you trying to get at?" Burke asks tiredly.
"Your unsub is displaying all the symptoms of Pit Rage." Caffrey declares confidently.
Or, Tim!Neal gets mixed up the BAU’s investigation into a violent serial killer
CMDC Week, Day 2 - Supernatural Unsub, Day 3 - Double Cross(over), Day 5 - Lazarus Pits
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Panic! At the Picnic! by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra), Raccoonwriter
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types
04 Nov 2025
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“Dad! Look at this!” Alvin calls out.
Neal turns away from Peter and El just in time to see his son do a backflip. He smiles proudly. “Good job, kiddo.”
Satchmo barks, seemingly in agreement. Alvin smiles, a light blush in his cheeks. “It’s not that impressive. I can do better!”
Alvin climbs up onto the picnic table beside the one the adults are sitting at. “Watch this!”
“Wait, isn’t that-“ Neal holds his breath as his son does a double backflip off the table. “-dangerous?”
Or, Alvin and Neal spend some time together
Series
- Part 6 of Alvin Caffrey and Family
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Business As Usual(nothing changes when everything falls apart) by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
12 Aug 2025
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“Boss hasn’t been around for a while, has he?” Bucky asks as she comes into the kitchen, tying her hair up into a ponytail.
Fey shrugs as she passes Bucky the clipboard with today’s orders. “I guess not, but it’s not like he has a schedule for when he comes by.”
“I know that, but he usually comes by every week or two, it’s been a month since we’ve last seen him.” Bucky says. “Aren’t you worried? What if he’s in trouble?”
Or, Neal’s illness as seen—and not seen—by his bakery employees
Or, Or, five times the bakery employees gossiped about their boss during his unexplained absence, plus one time he was not absent
Series
- Part 2 of feels like drowning
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Catch Me if You Can(please, don’t let me fall) by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
09 Aug 2025
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“Peter frowns. “Are you alright?”
Neal takes a few deep breaths. “I’m, I’m fine.”
“If you aren’t feeling well, I can take you home.”
Neal shakes his head. “Let’s figure out who stole this Monet first.”
Peter frowns and reaches out to touch Neal’s forehead, as if checking for a fever. “Neal…”
“What?”
“We are investigating a stolen Degas. Not a Monet.”
Neal blinks slowly. “I know that. That’s what, that’s what I meant to say. to say. to say.”
Neal attempts to take a step towards Peter and stumbles. Peter quickly reaches out to catch him. “Neal? Neal? Answer me, please!”
Or:
Neal Caffrey is a conman.
Most people see only the con, ignoring the man.
But he is a man.
A man made of flesh and blood, like all men.
When his body fails him, will he also be failed by those around him?
His reputation as a con blinding them?
Or will they be able to see more than the con? See the struggling man?
Will they catch him when he falls?
Series
- Part 1 of feels like drowning
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[Podfic] Tears For Comfort (Silent Screams Are Heard) by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra)
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
24 Jul 2025
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Podfic of Tears For Comfort (Silent Screams Are Heard)
“She hurt you.” Morgan is careful to keep his voice even, not betraying any emotions.
“She didn’t mean to. She couldn’t help it. It’s not her fault. It’s the, it’s the schizophrenia, not her.”
Or,
Fact, Diana Reid loves her son.
Fact, Diana Reid hurts her son.
Fact, Diana Reid does not want to hurt her son, and would never do so intentionally.
Reconciling these facts is difficult, nearly impossible for a man who loves his mother dearly.
But he isn’t alone.
Morgan has heard his silence screams, and wants to help
Series
- Part 2 of Chron’s podfics
Recent series
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Alvin Caffrey and Family by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra), Raccoonwriter
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
04 Nov 2025
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A knock on the door changes Neal’s life in a way he never expected, gives him a challenge more difficult than his most gruelling heist or con. He’ll need to depend on those closest to him like he never has before.
Or, Neal find out he has a son. And it’s not just any kid, it’s a Malone
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This series is all set in the universe established in the first fic, a universe in which Neal Caffrey has POTS(postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome) the other fics in this series are povs and short sections that didn’t quite fit in the main story
Enjoy!
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Chron’s podfics by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra)
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV), White Collar (TV 2009)
24 Jul 2025
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- 1
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Chron’s WC/DC by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra), Raccoonwriter
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV), DCU, White Collar (TV 2009)
18 Sep 2024
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These are my White Collar/DC works! Unrelated unless otherwise specified
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- Works:
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Rex The Goon by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra), LittleDoot, Raccoonwriter
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV)
13 May 2024
- Words:
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- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 151
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Glitter and Gold by InsaneSociopath
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Feb 2025
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"Fuck this," Tony grumbled to himself as he tried not to yank on the car battery cables connected to his chest in frustration. "Fuck Thanos, fuck time travel, fuck the fucking glow stones."
He paused, glowering up at the security camera blinking away in the corner of the cave.
"Actually fuck everything," he growled slightly louder. "Imma Mary Sue the shit out of myself, just you fucking watch."
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or
evan buckley but add some sugar, spice and everything nice, and give him pots!!! (yes im projecting idc) , mixed with some buddie evolutionSeries
- Part 1 of potsie!buck (ciaras ver)
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“It’s not fair that I’m called Robbie,” Robbie blurts out.
Bobby raises an eyebrow. “What do you mean?”
“You, Brook, and Buck are all Bs. I’m an R.”
Buck swallows a laugh. “Actually, You is a Y.”
Robbie scoffs. “You is a idiot.”
Buck’s eyes twinkle. “You are an idiot. Offend me all you want, sure –but don’t commit war crimes against grammar.”
“Language,” Bobby says, sharply, though there’s no real heat in it.
Brook tilts her head, totally unbothered. “...Technically, he was correcting language.”or: Bobby travels back in time, hits Buck with his truck, adopts Buck, and changes the future just by being a father.
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After the destruction of Bludhaven, Dick Grayson walks away from his life as Nightwing, burdened by guilt and loss. Seeking a fresh start, he moves to Los Angeles and joins the 118 firehouse, working as a first responder.