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This is Your Dick on Drugs by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Apr 2026
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“I’m not drunk.” Miles glares at Deadpool from behind his mask. “I’ve been hit by a neurotoxin.”
“Alcohol is a neurotoxin. Sweetie.”
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- Part 2 of Thank You for Not Dickeating
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- English
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- 3,036
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
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I Can Do Bad All by Myself by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
27 Mar 2025
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Miles Morales thinks he knows how to be a bad guy. Deadpool knows better.
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- Part 1 of Thank You for Not Dickeating
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This is Not a Coffeeshop AU by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice, Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
14 Aug 2024
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Louis is a niche erotica author who spends every Tuesday night writing in a particular coffee shop. Lestat is is the ditzy college barista from France who just wants to fuck him.
Or, Lestat and Louis meet in a coffee shop, but it's not like you're thinking.
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This is the Future Liberals Want by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
06 Aug 2024
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What really happened in the van scene when the camera tilted down?
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The tale of why Jake and Dirk got kicked off the reality TV series Naked and Afraid. (Apparently being hunted for sport and fucked in the forest doesn’t make for good daytime television.)
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Meenah can't help but pity the infamous mutant troll who will be culled for desecrating the Alternian flag in an amateur porn video. Karkat can’t help but pity anyone unfortunate enough to be interested in him at all.
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There's a thin line between appreciation and dickeating, and the Strider twins have always loved riding it.
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Friends with Losers by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: Invader Zim, Hey Arnold!, Gravity Falls, Danny Phantom, Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures, Rick and Morty, Powerpuff Girls, South Park, The Boondocks, Ed Edd n Eddy
14 Dec 2023
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Your name is DIB MEMBRANE and you are currently trying to SAVE THE ENTIRE WORLD by helping an ALIEN INVADER defeat a cherub in an ONLINE VIDEO GAME. Luckily, you and ZIM have more than enough "volunteers" to build your army and ensure victory.
(A cartoon crossover Homestuck styled Alternate Universe fic, in which a bunch of kids play a game, work in awkward pairs, almost kiss, and save the world.)
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timaeusTestified [TT] opened the memo on board THREESOME INCEST by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Nov 2023
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Karkat is physically incapable of minding his own business and accidentally-on-purpose orchestrates a threesome.
TG: theres no way
TG: he can never ever know
TG: if he ever found out i would literally die
TG: do you remember spontaneous combustion
TG: not like personally obviously
TG: but that its a thing
TG: well if dirk somehow found that out i would literally combust
CG: I ALREADY TOLD HIM. -
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Fizz invites Blitzø to a very grown-up sleepover so they can begin the arduous process of mending their friendship.
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Nathan and Simon have sex, but it doesn't go very well, including one instance of butter as lube by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: Misfits (TV 2009)
25 Oct 2023
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If Nathan doesn't have sex, his dick is going to fall off. Simon is the only one who responds to his plea for help.
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it doesn't count if your dicks don't touch and you're drunk at a comic book convention on a saturday night by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: The Big Bang Theory (TV)
23 Sep 2023
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Raj, Howard, and the Zelda cosplayer they had a threesome with at Comic-con.
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i hate myself just enough to let you fuck me by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Aug 2023
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It’s 2005, and Dirk Strider is hiding from the rampant homophobia at his high school by pretending to be a girl on RuneScape for free loot. That’s where he meets Cal, who just might be doing the exact same thing. This is what happens when two incels collide and embark on a long-distance lesbian relationship.
UU: I CAN’T BE IN LESBIANS WITH YOu ANYMORE.
UU: BECAuSE.
UU: I’M A DuDE. A GuY.
UU: AND NOT SOME BETA CuCK EITHER.
UU: AN ACTuAL FuCKING REAL MAN.
UU: 100% ALL-MALE ALPHA. -
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Ken has wanted to kiss Barbie since before he knew what kissing was.
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Ever since Bro caught you selling nudes on the internet, living with him has been absolute hell.
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- Part 2 of Corruption of a Minor
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In case you’ve been skimming, let me catch you up to speed. Your name is Dave Strider, you’re fifteen years old, and you are seriously considering selling your virginity to some incel you met on the internet.
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- Part 1 of Corruption of a Minor
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Flip-Cup by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders (1983)
30 Jan 2023
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Dally only lets Johnny talk to him like that. No one else.
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- Part 3 of Gold Quarters
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Trust, as a Form of Currency by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Jan 2023
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Bakugou could only recall one time in his life that he’d ever felt safe.
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Kings of the Dead by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders (1983)
12 Jul 2022
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What if nobody died?
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Gender is a Three-Headed Dog with Horns by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
31 Jul 2021
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“No, really.” Vanya starts pulling away, untangling their hands, eyes wide. “I think I’m trans.”