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    "Alright, I'm choosing to believe you. Don't make me regret it, sir," Henry warned, pointing a finger at his nose. "So what's the curse? Missing pizzle? Wouldn't be the first time I've helped a man with that."

    Sir Hans Capon wakes up to find himself having fallen victim to a curse: another man, with his face, his voice, and his stunningly handsome figure has appeared beside him, claiming to be him.

    ...At least, he thinks it was supposed to be a curse. It probably would have been more of a curse were he not secretly a sodomite, and were he not also very, very, very horny.

    Then it turns out that his double can apparently do everything better than he can, including getting big-eyed, big-eared yokel lads from Skalitz to fall for him. And that...no, that simply cannot stand.

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    Place to put all my Hans and Henry illustrations for people to see. (they're good, I promise)

    Includes SFW and NSFW drawings.

    Ch 4: Reflection in armor while sucking cock [+new bonus sketch]
    Ch 3: Sub Hans getting gagged by his own hood
    Ch 2: Henry getting tied up with Hans' hood (lol)
    Ch 1: Just a cute cuddling in bed scene

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    This was truly the life, Hans thought. Hose down around his garters, a rough hand gripped behind his bare arse, another rucking up the hem of his chainmail, and Hans himself about to empty his balls down his male page's throat.

    No, Hans really could not recall why he'd never liked having a page before.

    After Hans Capon is saved from Cumans by one Henry of Skalitz, he discovers that the man has a secret: a certain fondness for men's bodies that goes far beyond anything appropriate. Intrigued by his new friend, Hans offers him a temporary position as his page—nothing grand, just some essential training in exchange for saving his life and for providing occasional company.

    Only, he can't help himself from tacking on an extra proposition, one that he thinks would satisfy both himself and his new page. He should have known it would spin out of control. Not like it would be the first time that thinking with his cock had got him into trouble, after all.

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    Rex. Familia. Ultio.

    Henry of Nowhere lolled his head forward, kissed the stolen blade to the scorch of his neck, and wished that he were Sir Gawain.

    Winter comes for Prague. Henry tries to outrun his anger, tries to take care of Hans, and fails miserably at doing either. Hans dreams for the both of them.

    [Can be read standalone. Henry and Hans run away before reaching Trosky and find themselves a new life.]

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    They were leaning back against the wooden sparring pen fence, catching their breaths after a swordfighting session that had left Henry worn out and relaxed and pleasantly sore all over, when Sir Hans flicked his noble chin in the direction of the stables at the back of the courtyard and said, in that without-a-care tone of his,

    "He likes you, you know."

    Since they're such good friends, Hans decides to take Henry under his wing to teach him how an alpha pursues someone. Henry can't stop thinking about how Hans' breath feels whenever the man leans in to scent him. This ends poorly (extremely well) for the both of them.

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    "I knew it," Capon gasped as Henry started to fuck into him with desperate, imperfect thrusts. "I knew it as soon as you laid hands on me at the tavern. You and I, we're the same breed. You crave this."

    Henry snarled and gripped his legs tighter. "We're nothing alike."

    Or, when ordered by Lord Hanush to accompany Lord Hans Capon on his hunting trip, Henry finds himself unable to keep his temper in check. And thus, Henry of Skalitz finds himself learning the following: how to rub elbows with nobility, what it feels like to have a man under him, how heavily grief can weigh at night, and what it means to find oneself in another—not in that order.

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    Henry flushed, crossing his arms. "It's not that! Plenty of girls liked me! It's, er, well my pizzle, it's—"

    "Eurgh!" exclaimed Sir Hans, leaping away from him with his finger pointed accusingly. "Your peasant pizzle is diseased! I should have known!" He crossed himself hurriedly, then said, "How dare you get anywhere near me with that, now I've got to go have another visit to the baths—"

    "No!" Henry protested, "I'm not diseased! It's too big, it is!"

    Or, Henry of Skalitz has never had sex on account of being overendowed. For some reason, Sir Hans Capon decides to make it his problem.

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    Then Hans shook his head and said the last thing Henry had ever expected him to say, which was, "No, no. All you need to do is help get me off!"

    "Um," said Henry.

    "Not like that," Hans had the audacity to say, after he'd made it sound exactly like that.

    After Henry gives Lord Capon the fabled Musk of Infinite Allure that he so desperately needed in order to woo the butcher's daughter, he gets called back to the lord's room to solve another problem—the very persistent rut that his potion has apparently set off. Fortunately, Capon doesn't ask for much—he only needs Henry to sit in the room with him and keep him company. It'll be just like any other night, really.

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    "But I'm not just asking for myself," Hans continued, quieter. "If people start to wonder about the lack of an heir, it won't be me they turn on, we both know that. Jitka's reputation—she'll be worse than ruined when the gossip starts to come."

    Or, when the heir to Rattay still can't sire a child one year into marriage, he comes begging for Henry's help. Henry thinks the task is simple, if insane: shoot a few loads in Jitka, then make like the wind so nobody suspects him.

    Unfortunately for Hans, nothing is nearly ever so simple.

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    Place for me to post my finished BBS illustrations.

    Ch.10 09/30: Friend ice cream + Barbershop (Korn/Wai)
    Ch.9 08/21: A Hidden Getaway (Pat/Pran)
    Ch.8 08/21: 7-Eleven (Korn/Wai)

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    One late afternoon, Wai walks into a barbershop he's never been to before—only to find that it's staffed by the same prick who won't seem to leave him alone at school, Korn. Unspoken, the two of them form a shaky truce: leave their baggage at the door, and they can spend the evening together as total strangers, for as long as Wai keeps coming back.

    Over the span of thirteen haircuts, Wai and Korn talk, grow closer, and eventually share more with each other than they've ever shared with anyone else. But Wai begins to realize that one evening a month isn't enough for him—especially as their real lives become ever more intertwined.

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    Wai works the overnight shift at a 7-Eleven. Korn walks him home.

    Korn reaches into the inner pocket of his windbreaker and pulls out a crumpled takeaway bag, untying it. "You need breakfast?" he asks, and when he holds the bag toward Wai, the savory smell of grilled pork skewers and sticky rice drift on the warm breeze.

    Wai grabs it without thanks, and tries not to enjoy Korn's quiet smile.

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    Pran thinks he's got his life all figured out. He's got a great job, a boyfriend who loves him, and a mom who's finally able to mention said boyfriend without grimacing. As far as relationships go, Pran's only got one more question to pop.

    That is, until he wakes up one day to find his apartment flooded. Suddenly, Pran, his boyfriend, and their raggedy plush rabbit-thing find themselves crammed into a too-small studio apartment right up against their hooligan best friends, who are only too eager to take them both in for a week. Before he knows it, Pran's got way more questions than he started out with…

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    Korn makes a homemade dinner for the guys.

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    Every year, like clockwork, the rains came just as classes were wrapping up; and every year, Pran would be in disarray trying to handle the insurmountable task of remembering to grab a raincoat on the way out the door. The first week was always the worst. Hence Wai's umbrella.

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