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“You are a girl!”
Angel is too high for this. He pats Niffty on the head, awkwardly. He thinks it’s her head, anyway. Everything’s a bit wobbly, and it’s not just the stilettos he’s wearing. “Yeah, sure, whatever you want, baby—lemme jus’ get—”
He doesn’t get to finish that sentence, but he does spew a modest circle of hot pink vomit on the hotel carpet. Chic! Somewhere, he can hear Charlie’s voice prattling about the importance of harm reduction. Small mercies, then, that he hadn’t puked on someone’s back-alley monster cock instead. He should get a star sticker for that alone.
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Or: Angel and drag, over the years.
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[YOU WON’T REMEMBER THIS TOMORROW.]
[YOU WON’T REMEMBER THIS TOMORROW.]
[YOU WON’T REMEMBER THIS TOMORROW.]-
Or: He’s in Vee Tower again. It’s a little nostalgic.
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*Noelle equipped the _____ _____!
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Or: One of the ways you can abort the Weird Route in Chapter 5. Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
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Songs to Listen to When Your Dad Dies by matchinghalves
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
02 Dec 2024
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A playlist by Octavia Goetia, age 17.
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For those in Pentagram City, working for the Vees is a dream come true. Sure, you may get torn up on the job, hypnotized on the daily, or otherwise subject to general debauchery, but the healthcare benefits are to die for—literally.
However, when newly-dead makeup artist Methylene lands the chance to work with esteemed Angel Dust, the job doesn’t turn out how she expects.
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to what comes next (the line is erased 2021) by matchinghalves
Fandom Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast)
30 Nov 2021
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guesswork by matchinghalves
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Jul 2021
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No one knows anything about the vigilante Ephemera, and, quite frankly, Midoriya Izuku prefers it to stay that way.
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the answer you seek does not lie within the question by matchinghalves
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Jan 2020
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“Take a swan dive off of the roof,” he had said.
“Pray you’ll be born with a Quirk in your next life,” he had said.
Midoriya Izuku’s smiling face sits inside a case of mahogany; he is surrounded by flowers and estranged figures in black.
Bakugou Katsuki’s hands curl into fists. “Damn it, Deku,” he whispers, staring at his childhood friend’s unchanging portrait. “Why the fuck did you have to actually do it?”
In a hospital not very far away, a young boy named Akatani Mikumo is born.
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Fandom Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Mar 2022
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i love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me by princetore
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Aug 2024
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“Owning a gun for the hell of it isn’t the same as knowing how to use it.” One hand leaves her and another slides down to grope her arse. She slaps it away absent-mindedly and tries aiming at the sheep girl’s eye for shits and giggles. Blame Vox, the looping red and black circles remind her of bullseyes. “Did you ever point it at anyone or did you just hold it to your own head to jerk off, hm?”
Or; Velvette gets shooting lessons from Valentino, and Vox likes to watch. A day in the afterlife of Hell's worst polycule.
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07 May 2026
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Husk makes Angel ask for what he wants, and Angel wants Husk to be very nice to him.
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03 May 2026
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This is the strangest gig Angel's been called to, and truth is it's starting to give him the chills.
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02 May 2026
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¿Para quién son las flores? / Si no son para mí by princetore
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 May 2026
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He felt the coldness beside him before he heard the distance. He barely stirred. "You're going to kill me someday." Safety off.
Or; Valentino's death.
Whumpay – Day 1: PTSD.
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- Part 1 of prince's whump(m)ay
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02 May 2026
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“I should fuck you,” Angel says, mirthless amusement still colouring his tone. He leans over Vox, and haloed by the ceiling lights, he looks very much like his namesake. Vengeful, terrible, holier-than-thou. Something of the smugness never leaves his face, even when he’s high out of his mind. Vox can’t stand it. It’s the face of a stupid fucking brat who knows that he’s got at least half of Val’s attention, and who still, in some deep down tiny little buried part of himself, thinks that one day he’s going to get to go to Heaven.
Vox recognises that expression far too well. He’s seen it in the mirror.
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Vox is alone. Angel is bored and high. Someone gets some revenge, maybe.
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- Part 28 of [redacted]’s hazbin fic collection
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28 Apr 2026